The “Biggy needs stilts” GoFundMe Thread

[Master]

We here at BF want you to know that we care about each and every one of you.

So when he hear one of you is a little low, we’re here to help.

Enter- The Biggy needs stilts GoFundMe

Look, I’m getting sick of the useless spamming going on about Biggy. It’s not his fault the Gene Jeanie didn’t give him the good shit and he was made to suffer as a shorty.

Now, I good pair of hard working stilts will cost around 200 bucks. For every post in this thread, I will donate one dollar to the cause. I’m not talking those workman stilts, I’m talking about the stilts clowns use. Hard solid wood and already have a set of shoes attached at the bottom.

If this thread hits 250 posts, I will throw in a case of duct tape so he can walk around using his arms freely instead of on his stilts to guide him.

Every little bit helps, and no grown man should suffer

 

[Biggie Smiles]

another trophy thread? lol

 

[Master]

That’s one dollar

 

[Biggie Smiles]

We could bundle in a bus pass for you.

 

[Master]

That’s two

 

[Master]

One like = 1 dollar

3.00 so far

keep those donos coming

 

[Biggie Smiles]

you don't have 200 bucks

and if by chance you do happen to come across 200 bucks pay some of that back child support

 

[Master]

4 dollars!!

 

[Levon]

I'd kick something into this gofundme, except money and Martini are both involved.

 

[Master]

Look guys, Biggy knows he needs these stilts.

Don’t believe me? ^^^^

 

[Admin.]

 

[Master]

Five dollars

 

[Admin.]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd kick something into this gofundme except money and Martini are both involved.

We could start a joint fundme too. Kick some of that money into buying you a real looking nose instead of that potato chip with a head strap you wear on your face now

 

[Master]

Lucky number 6!!!

This might be the funding we need to make somebody’s day great.

Guys, we just might change somebody’s life here

 

[Admin.]

 

[Master]

8 dollars so far.

We can’t change things if we don’t give.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lol... with all of admin's ankle biting and spam you might actually be out 200 in funny money, Martini.

That's like what, two months worth of bus passes?

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

lol... with all of admin's ankle biting and spam you might actually be out 200 in funny money, Martini.

That's like what, two months worth of bus passes?

STFU or I really really will post your Diary, Shorty!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

admin is in spammers paradise

 

[Master]

We’ve hit 10 dollars in less then ten minutes.

Short ppl should have every advantage that every other human being should have.

Is a post not worth another persons happiness?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lol... with all of admin's ankle biting and spam you might actually be out 200 in funny money, Martini.

That's like what, two months worth of bus passes?

STFU or I really really will post your Diary, Shorty!

Suck another cock NavyGUrl

 

[Master]

12 dollars!!!

Biggy can go over that victory line a proud five inches taller

But we need more posts

 

[Admin.]

admin is in spammers paradise

 

[Biggie Smiles]

that's it boys and girls let all that butthurt FLOW through you

 

[Levon]

I can just picture the Special Instructions to the UPS driver standing at the front door of Stubby's McMansion...

"DRIVER please note, if no one accepts delivery, just walk around back and toss these stilts in the Olympic Size Swimming Pool. Do not return to sender."

Lulz

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I can just picture the Special Instructions to the UPS driver standing at the front door of Stubby's McMansion...

"DRIVER please note, if no one accepts delivery, just walk around back and toss these stilts in the Olympic Size Swimming Pool. Do not return to sender."

Lulz

They could just stuff your rubber nose in a plastic bag along with your favorite dildo and leave it at your front door. It's not like anyone around you doesn't already know you're a freak

 

[Levon]

I can just picture the Special Instructions to the UPS driver standing at the front door of Stubby's McMansion...

"DRIVER please note, if no one accepts delivery, just walk around back and toss these stilts in the Olympic Size Swimming Pool. Do not return to sender."

Lulz

They could just stuff your rubber nose in a plastic bag along with your favorite dildo and leave it at your front door. It's not like anyone around you doesn't already know you're a freak

This thread's about you, dude. No threadjacks please.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I can just picture the Special Instructions to the UPS driver standing at the front door of Stubby's McMansion...

"DRIVER please note, if no one accepts delivery, just walk around back and toss these stilts in the Olympic Size Swimming Pool. Do not return to sender."

Lulz

They could just stuff your rubber nose in a plastic bag along with your favorite dildo and leave it at your front door. It's not like anyone around you doesn't already know you're a freak

This thread's about you, dude. No threadjacks please.

so you prefer the rubber nose in a cardboard box then? freakshow?