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Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.
2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.
Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."
Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.
The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...
...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."
I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:
*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.
+The nominees are:
@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.
@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."
@Dovey-Need I say any more?
@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."
-The winner: Dovey
Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.
*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.
+The nominees are:
@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.
@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.
@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.
@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.
-The winner: Seamajor
Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!
*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.
+The nominees are:
@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?
@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.
@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.
@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.
-The winner: Dovey.
Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.
2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.
Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."
Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.
The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...
...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."
I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:
*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.
+The nominees are:
@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.
@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."
@Dovey-Need I say any more?
@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."
-The winner: Dovey
Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.
*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.
+The nominees are:
@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.
@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.
@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.
@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.
-The winner: Seamajor
Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!
*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.
+The nominees are:
@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?
@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.
@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.
@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.
-The winner: Dovey.
Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.
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