The 2020 Flynn Awards

[X]

annnnd so it ends, once again with X firmly planted in your face :LMAO:
sorta anti climactic
sorta sad at how I bounced balls all over you sorry about that :rightON:

 

[Flynn]

annnnd so it ends, once again with X firmly planted in your face :LMAO:
sorta anti climactic
sorta sad at how I bounced balls all over you sorry about that :rightON:

Why yes you totally kicked my ass. I mean you kicked my ass soo good I have no ass.

You are the man. You are the best.

P.S.-Your dad still owes me $45.

 

[X]

annnnd so it ends, once again with X firmly planted in your face :LMAO:
sorta anti climactic
sorta sad at how I bounced balls all over you sorry about that :rightON:

Why yes you totally kicked my ass. I mean you kicked my ass soo good I have no ass.

You are the man. You are the best.

P.S.-Your dad still owes me $45.

Nope, he said the Kraft dinner and hotdogs covered it :rightON:

 

[X]

I really like your award Flynn

 

[Flynn]

Oh please stop kicking my ass! You are the king of flaming. You are a flaming god.

 

[X]

I know

 

[X]

I wish we could be friends
I like your volatility

 

[Flynn]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

Hey Bucktooth Jr. Who the fuck cares what you fucking think? No. Seriously. When did I ever ask you to come stumbling in here with your bra all crooked and falling off?

Like i've told all these other useless toads. I don't need you leaving a fucking slime trail after you post some cat vomit and them attempt to make a work of art by spreading it all over your grotesque clown face.

If I wanted to read pure vomit, I could just as well peruse any posts by Freud, BEnzo, Breakfall, Blazor, Succubus, X, Seamajor, Biggie Fucktard, and Dovey.

 

[Flynn]

Shit thread alert.

Hey fuckstick, who said you could comment on my writing skillz so magical it turns you heterosexual.

 

[Flynn]

You had me wrong. I’m A-stream English and have written songs, poetry and short novels. Let me help you! What do you say?

teach flynn some poetry, she will like that

I write poetry... look at thiss oodd the cuff.

Affluent slumber...cool winter.
She asked that you tame her spirit,
and I implied nothing, lest my heart grew cold.

That fucking sucks just like your real life.

 

[Flynn]

First off, everyone makes fun of Fartini because he cannot use "your" and "you're" properly.

Second off, the only poster fucking retarded enough to scream for 8 months straight over a misspelling was Flynn. "Everyone" else continually rolled their eyes at that. It was and is....fucking stupid.

However, the words that Flynn considers "big words" and words used by intelligent people is painfully revealing - just sayin. That's what most people were laughing at.

Flyn and Farts constant bitter ass raging spam pretty well put a bullet in everywhere they spewed it. I'm pretty sure Big has set this fuckwad straight.. but Flynn just ignores anything unpleasant that goes against his/her/its obsessive narrative.

No one really HAS to "ask" Fartini. He will spam it whether anyone cares or not. Just ask.....everyone.

I was wondering if I could get a few words from you on your two wins tonight?

*When you log onto to any forum do you ever have the idea of not sucking the life out of it?

*Do you have to sleep with every guy and gal and dog and cat at every forum you frequent?

*Knowing that you're a fucking idiot why would you assume that you could fool everyone into thinking you were, "smart?"

*Do you accept foreign money like Yen and Euros for compensation for your "time?"

*Will you ever pay Biggie Jew back? Will it also include interest?

*Do you have a job, yet?

*Why aren't you posting at SG?

 

[Flynn]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

 

[Q]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Smart businessman is what you call that in america

 

[Flynn]

I believe it!

More blatant ass chomping. God damn skank, have some pride.

 

[realgrimm]

I came for the free blojobz

 

[Flynn]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

 

[Dove]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Says who, Flynn?

The pathological liar you assigned yourself to be the PR team for?

 

[Dove]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

Okay am I scamming "lonely losers" for money or handing out free blowjobs?

It kinda cannot be both.

 

[Holliday]

I came for the free blojobz

Bigly Smellz referred to Duhv's services as a hot dime, so they aren't free. They'll cost you a dime.

 

[Dove]

I came for the free blojobz

Bigly Smellz referred to Duhv's services as a hot dime, so they aren't free. They'll cost you a dime.

What you dont understand any slang past the year 1900?

 

[Holliday]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

Hey Bucktooth Jr. Who the fuck cares what you fucking think? No. Seriously. When did I ever ask you to come stumbling in here with your bra all crooked and falling off?

Like i've told all these other useless toads. I don't need you leaving a fucking slime trail after you post some cat vomit and them attempt to make a work of art by spreading it all over your grotesque clown face.

If I wanted to read pure vomit, I could just as well peruse any posts by Freud, BEnzo, Breakfall, Blazor, Succubus, X, Seamajor, Biggie Fucktard, and Dovey.

Now now, calm down there lil girl. You did pretty good, but your evaluation needed a little correction.
I don't expect any of you BadTards to be perfect, but you came close though. No need to wet yourself if I point out an error you've made - that just makes you as common as the rest of the BadTards here. I wouldn't want to see you drowned in a puddle of your own pee.

 

[Q]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

Hey Bucktooth Jr. Who the fuck cares what you fucking think? No. Seriously. When did I ever ask you to come stumbling in here with your bra all crooked and falling off?

Like i've told all these other useless toads. I don't need you leaving a fucking slime trail after you post some cat vomit and them attempt to make a work of art by spreading it all over your grotesque clown face.

If I wanted to read pure vomit, I could just as well peruse any posts by Freud, BEnzo, Breakfall, Blazor, Succubus, X, Seamajor, Biggie Fucktard, and Dovey.

Now now, calm down there lil girl. You did pretty good, but your evaluation needed a little correction.
I don't expect any of you BadTards to be perfect, but you came close though. No need to wet yourself if I point out an error you've made - that just makes you as common as the rest of the BadTards here. I wouldn't want to see you drowned in a puddle of your own pee.

They are probably all too ashamed to say, but I think it needs to be said: Thank you @Holliday! :)

 

[Master Pu]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

If only you had a vagina

*BOOM*

 

[Seamajor]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

If only you had a vagina

*BOOM*

Its the Dinky Dianna model.

 

[Master Pu]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

If only you had a vagina

*BOOM*

Its the Dinky Dianna model.

Yup. An asshole suffices with these fanooks.

 

[Seamajor]

Shit thread alert.

Hey fuckstick, who said you could comment on my writing skillz so magical it turns you heterosexual.

Wanna help me pick your new avatar out Mrs. Popular.

 

[X]

Jc sEA ... who hurt you so bad ?

 

[Seamajor]

Jc sEA ... who hurt you so bad ?

The strange women I woke up with. Threw the bitch out after she took a piss.

 

[Zanick#2]

Seamajor molested me when I was little & it's why I followed him here...

I really liked it & I want more

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajor molested me when I was little & it's why I followed him here...

I really liked it & I want more

As if your silly ass is worth molesting. Try Stubby. I’m sure he’s your type. He’s smallish, but he’ll give you a donut