The 2020 Flynn Awards

[Dove]

Shit thread alert.

Hey fuckstick, who said you could comment on my writing skillz so magical it turns you heterosexual.

Wanna help me pick your new avatar out Mrs. Popular.

I suggest Mrs Kravitz

 

[Seamajor]

Too tame Dovey

 

[The Countess]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

 

[Dove]

Too tame Dovey

Draw a penis on the forehead?

 

[Seamajor]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

 

[The Countess]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

you deleted her account since you were the bored owner and Queen, unless like bonesaw was saying, you had no fucking idea what you were doing half the time.

Bonesaw said you were so inept he told you that to ban anyone you wanted immediately all you had to do was press CTRL+ALT+Del and you believed him.

 

[The Countess]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

you deleted her account since you were the bored owner and Queen, unless like bonesaw was saying, you had no fucking idea what you were doing half the time.

Bonesaw said you were so inept he told you that to ban anyone you wanted immediately all you had to do was press CTRL+ALT+Del and you believed him.

Dumbass, I would have banned, not deleted. It’s a known fact I did not want Flynn gone so shut your little fairy ass up.

 

[X]

Seamajor molested me when I was little & it's why I followed him here...

I really liked it & I want more

LMAO
Yer fucked :LMAO:

 

[Flynn]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Says who, Flynn?

The pathological liar you assigned yourself to be the PR team for?

Did you not aquire $3.5k after sleeping with Biggie Fuckface in his 1999 Hyundai?

Did you not have Martini pawn his shit do you could get $40 for some "pain pills?"

Please bitch, tell me where i'm fucking lying after you yourself already admitted to all of this.

God. You're diluted thinking no one knows what you really are...a bitter dick sucking whore.

 

[Flynn]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

Okay am I scamming "lonely losers" for money or handing out free blowjobs?

It kinda cannot be both.

Says who? YOU?

Lol

Wanna start lying now?

 

[Flynn]

I came for the free blojobz

Bigly Smellz referred to Duhv's services as a hot dime, so they aren't free. They'll cost you a dime.

What you dont understand any slang past the year 1900?

No. He he just doesn't understand sluts with a 5th grade education.

Show us how fucking "smart" you are Dovey. Spell "empiracle" then use it correctly in a sentence.

 

[Flynn]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

Hey Bucktooth Jr. Who the fuck cares what you fucking think? No. Seriously. When did I ever ask you to come stumbling in here with your bra all crooked and falling off?

Like i've told all these other useless toads. I don't need you leaving a fucking slime trail after you post some cat vomit and them attempt to make a work of art by spreading it all over your grotesque clown face.

If I wanted to read pure vomit, I could just as well peruse any posts by Freud, BEnzo, Breakfall, Blazor, Succubus, X, Seamajor, Biggie Fucktard, and Dovey.

Now now, calm down there lil girl. You did pretty good, but your evaluation needed a little correction.
I don't expect any of you BadTards to be perfect, but you came close though. No need to wet yourself if I point out an error you've made - that just makes you as common as the rest of the BadTards here. I wouldn't want to see you drowned in a puddle of your own pee.

Thanks for commenting that you actually read my fabulous and perfect posts.

You may be the first one to join my fan club.

 

[Flynn]

Shit thread alert.

Hey fuckstick, who said you could comment on my writing skillz so magical it turns you heterosexual.

Wanna help me pick your new avatar out Mrs. Popular.

Let me guess. You wanna find out if I like wrinkly old man vagina, eh?

After I give you a watermelon enima are you going to report me for cruelty to animals?

 

[Flynn]

Jc sEA ... who hurt you so bad ?

The strange women I woke up with. Threw the bitch out after she took a piss.

Was that before or after you found out Dovey had a dick?

 

[X]

slow your flow sweety you're mAKing me dizzy

 

[X]

:LMAO:

 

[The Countess]

slow your flow sweety you're mAKing me dizzy

That is Flynn’s trademark

 

[X]

slow your flow sweety you're mAKing me dizzy

That is Flynn’s trademark

She angry !!

 

[The Countess]

Flynn is with the business. Bitch goes way too fast for me

 

[Dove]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

Okay am I scamming "lonely losers" for money or handing out free blowjobs?

It kinda cannot be both.

Says who? YOU?

Lol

Wanna start lying now?

Well I'm either scamming lonely losers for money or I'm doing it for free.

Which is it?

 

[Dove]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Says who, Flynn?

The pathological liar you assigned yourself to be the PR team for?

Did you not aquire $3.5k after sleeping with Biggie Fuckface in his 1999 Hyundai?

Did you not have Martini pawn his shit do you could get $40 for some "pain pills?"

Please bitch, tell me where i'm fucking lying after you yourself already admitted to all of this.

God. You're diluted thinking no one knows what you really are...a bitter dick sucking whore.

Okay so everything I post is a lie, yet I "admitted" to everything?

Are you aware of how often you contradict yourself?

Why are you so hung up "everyone" and what you think they think?

 

[Flynn]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

Okay am I scamming "lonely losers" for money or handing out free blowjobs?

It kinda cannot be both.

Says who? YOU?

Lol

Wanna start lying now?

Well I'm either scamming lonely losers for money or I'm doing it for free.

Which is it?

You're doing it "for free" here. You "scammed" at SG. There. Simple enough for even you to understand.

You ever plan on paying Biggie Hyundai back? I see you run from this question like it was Martini's dirty mattress.

 

[Flynn]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Says who, Flynn?

The pathological liar you assigned yourself to be the PR team for?

Did you not aquire $3.5k after sleeping with Biggie Fuckface in his 1999 Hyundai?

Did you not have Martini pawn his shit do you could get $40 for some "pain pills?"

Please bitch, tell me where i'm fucking lying after you yourself already admitted to all of this.

God. You're diluted thinking no one knows what you really are...a bitter dick sucking whore.

Okay so everything I post is a lie, yet I "admitted" to everything?

Are you aware of how often you contradict yourself?

Why are you so hung up "everyone" and what you think they think?

Lets "clarify."

You already "admitted" to pilfering money and cheating on your husband with 2 nerds from a flame forum.

Your "lies" come in when you try "playing stupid" and try blaming everyone else for your very own actions.

Seriously, Dovey. I can't believe you're going to attempt to engage me in an argument that deals in logic. You will lose just like the other 426 times.

P.S.-Show the picture of the Switch over that motel toilet again.

 

[Seamajor]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

Isn’t that the same?

 

[Flynn]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

Isn’t that the same?

How come you just can't catch Ebola and die?

 

[Seamajor]

Flynn is a great asset to any forum

Didn’t Stubby ban her?

He deleted her account

Isn’t that the same?

How come you just can't catch Ebola and die?

I’m too healthy stupid

 

[Dove]

I came for the free blojobz

Sorry. Dovey isn't here.

Okay am I scamming "lonely losers" for money or handing out free blowjobs?

It kinda cannot be both.

Says who? YOU?

Lol

Wanna start lying now?

Well I'm either scamming lonely losers for money or I'm doing it for free.

Which is it?

You're doing it "for free" here. You "scammed" at SG. There. Simple enough for even you to understand.

You ever plan on paying Biggie Hyundai back? I see you run from this question like it was Martini's dirty mattress.

I'm giving blow jobs here? And for free? Lol.

Also both Big and I have answered your dumb questions about the car he bought for me when we were a couple 10 years ago.

You just spam with it, asking the same shit over and over and over like Rainman. There isnt anyone who hasnt been blatantly annoyed by this.

Also if you wanna continually meat sheild for an actual and known scammer and be the only person besides Casket who believes he is some victim of gold digging....for months and years on end.. that's just gonna be your problem. Maybe you can buy some Pooftard merch and help him get right with his back child support.

 

[Dove]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

No. You're a lying cunt that takes money from lonely dorks.

Says who, Flynn?

The pathological liar you assigned yourself to be the PR team for?

Did you not aquire $3.5k after sleeping with Biggie Fuckface in his 1999 Hyundai?

Did you not have Martini pawn his shit do you could get $40 for some "pain pills?"

Please bitch, tell me where i'm fucking lying after you yourself already admitted to all of this.

God. You're diluted thinking no one knows what you really are...a bitter dick sucking whore.

Okay so everything I post is a lie, yet I "admitted" to everything?

Are you aware of how often you contradict yourself?

Why are you so hung up "everyone" and what you think they think?

Lets "clarify."

You already "admitted" to pilfering money and cheating on your husband with 2 nerds from a flame forum.

Your "lies" come in when you try "playing stupid" and try blaming everyone else for your very own actions.

Seriously, Dovey. I can't believe you're going to attempt to engage me in an argument that deals in logic. You will lose just like the other 426 times.

P.S.-Show the picture of the Switch over that motel toilet again.

Not so much.

You yelp and whine nonstop with your pro dirtbag propaganda and claim everything I post is a lie.

So really.....that means everything I post is a lie. Your idiotic standard of truth doesnt hold. You cannot decide something something is true because it fits your narrative. That isnt what decides truth.

You are wasting time on a topic no one cares about trying very hard to make a nearly 50 year old scammer into a victim. You seem pretty stuck in BH mentality even though it's dead and over. For a good reason, as well. One that you are demonstrating.

I get that you want me to feel really bad about it. I get that you think I should feel bad about it. But the fact is, i care even less today than i did a year ago and i really didnt care very much at all than either. I am absolutely heartless regarding that scumbag.

So let's not get you spazzing and repeating yourself and getting all worked up yet again over someone who isnt even worth the encrusted piss and mold in his bathroom.

You really do show more emotion for that sad sack of feces that stole....and pawned....his own kids Switch and then played hero because he dropped 3 whole dollars for some antibiotics. The actual truth is that he pawned it for cigarettes and then tried to stick me with the bill to get it out.

Maybe you are just forgetting that this stunted fucking miscreant signed up here with this bullshit and posting about calling my job. This board already decided he was a steaming peice of shit before I even came here, based on his own ranting about it.

No one cares, no one buys his victim routine, no one buys this gaslighting that it's me "playing victim", and there is no excuse at all for a grown fucking man who drug his stupid and self inflicted dramas to the internet. The only reason Hollowbrain is liking your posts about how I'm a liar is because he is a leftarded twit who thinks everyone that voted for Trump is a putanist treasonist who needs to go the gallows.

As happy as I am that the group of low IQ cluster b cyber stalkers has finally found their hero in you, and as good as it must feel to be hoisted upon the hunchbacks of the likes of Casket, Poofturd and now Hollowbrain....at some point, you are gonna need some new material. To say this is overdone would be an understatement.

You are not just beating a dead horse, you've been marinating your dick in its rotting intestines for some time now. It's time for you to pull out, soak it in some bleach before you reach the point where the stank of being on team Casket and Pturd never washes off.

Perhaps you can flame me for my bad grammar and misspellings? I'm sure I've had several more since that super exciting day that I misspelled empirical.

Because if I'm truly as bad and such a scam artist as you say, you wouldnt have to work so hard "warning" people. Your constant angry and repetitive diatribes about it in combination of what he himself showed up here to post has actually done far more for MY case than yours. Since you seem to feel so strongly about the opinions of "everyone".

I think the flaming community was a probably a good and funny outlet for healthier people to blow off steam and have some laughs. But for people like Casket, Pooturd and you....not so much, yeah? I can see how those with NPD would have a very hard time letting go of that. You guys like to imagine these boards as some glamorous platform to get narcissistic supply in the form of public approval (or fame as you and Poofturd call it). This is why you psychos are so bent up on "truth" and personal info/details when everyone else is just goofing off for laughs.

Narcs will always side with other narcs because they remind them of themselves. Considering normal people can see right through this situation but yet you do not, well its likely because you see yourself in Poopturd. You even start reading just like him, the same obsessive angry drivel peppered with delusions that you are kicking someone's ass or whatever you imagine you are accomplishing.

When readers start slapping you around like a volleyball, you turn around and blame me for "manipulating" them with some "victim sob story" rather than having any sort of epiphany that it's actually you.

This is the script every single time. I've really never seen anything like it, but then I never was much a fan of reading all those garbage "flametown" dramas you all used to wallow in. I'm sure I'm not alone in the fact i would prefer not reading this one either ......but you are really very very stuck on it.

So how do we get you through this and onto something more interesting and less emotionally charged for you?

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

flynn, channel some of that anger and use it in the new PURGE game on BF. the loser gets a ban and you can use free hacks for 48 hours.

and why are so many people here a bunch of pussy foots and have not signed up yet?