The 2020 Flynn Awards

[The Countess]

LMAO @ kookia!

 

[Master Pu]

LMAO @ kookia!

She's cracked.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Krieg]

This right here is quality content that BF is known for. Good job.

 

[Holliday]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

 

[Seamajor]

I’m pleased Flynn is part of the game. Any ideas for

Industrial Covid

 

[Dove]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

Got to disagree on the SeaMonster selection. Brainfail is easily the whiniest sheila on any board in the history of the internets.
Duhv is always a good selection as award winner of this type. Undoubtedly the most reprehensible lying shitsack of all time. Even tries to pass itself off as a woman.

So I'm a putanist male now?

Okay Shit for Hollowbrain.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure out what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

^^^* now you all know what an epilepsy attack in written form looks like

 

[The Countess]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

If only you had a vagina

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I’m pleased Flynn is part of the game.

She’s not 12 years old

 

[Seamajor]

I’m pleased Flynn is part of the game.

She’s not 12 years old

Sounds like you’ve got Lots of experience with at age group? Your hot dwarf breath burned into their brains . Didn’t you tell me the younger ones were easier? I’m gonna suggest to DD to turn you in. She knows the right agencies To report your kind to.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No you!!

 

[Zanick#2]

Flynn contacted me privately to say that he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness. His prognosis is obviously not good, but furthermore, no timeline or other details are available. His family is grieving, and I expect some here will join them.

 

[Zanick#2]

Update: This is not COVID-19 related, it is a result of genetic inheritance which could have been prevented if we had today's medicine last year.

 

[realgrimm]

RIP Flynn

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Flynn contacted me privately to say that he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness. His prognosis is obviously not good, but furthermore, no timeline or other details are available. His family is grieving, and I expect some here will join them.

Very Flynnformational

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Zanick#2]

I know it's a bit too real compared to the stuff usually associated with his forum persona, but unfortunately, this is really happening. If it'd been caught earlier, well...

 

[The Countess]

Flynn contacted me privately to say that he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness. His prognosis is obviously not good, but furthermore, no timeline or other details are available. His family is grieving, and I expect some here will join them.

You suck at this. Bog off with your humorless, witless self, dullard

 

[Zanick#2]

Please don't interrupt our somber discussion about how to spend our final days with Flynn. You're making a scene at the very worst time. His family is vulnerable as shit.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

flea, if only you sucked cock as hard as you suck at flaming.

If only you had a vagina

 

[Flynn]

I’m pleased Flynn is part of the game. Any ideas for

Industrial Covid

Yeah. Go kill yourself.

Go fucking report me you old geek. Then maybe you can report me again for urinating all over your bald head.

Oh, snap here comes BEnzo in his wheelchair. Watch it, he'll try and taste the pee.

Hello to all the ugly, fat and stupid people which about sums up 99% of this forum. In case you don't know me, my name is Flynn. I welcome you to the Flynn Awards.

2020 was a very trying year, with the resurgence in the virus known as BEnzo-69 which makes your dick fall off and your I.Q. drops to Breakfalls at 3. Then Covid-19 hit making things a little better.

Some people weren't able to handle the everyday chore of staying home 7 days a week, 23.5 hours a day. That is unless your name is BEnzo who has been a shut in since the 1970's and was in his mid 40's at that time. He still didn't have a penis back then either, "tho."

Usually, the Annual Flynn Awards would be taking place in a more cosmopolitan place. Even a McDonald's in Beirut would be better than this dump. But, hey. You work with what you conquered. Which is why this is the Flynn Reject Awards.

The first ever Flynn Awards took place at a nice little quaint forum called, Brawl-Hall. The Flynn Awards was a celebration to honor the best "flamers" and "trolls" in each of their respective fields. Previous winners have included Evil Blood, Bumspud, Nazi Admin, That Dastardly Man, H.C. Trouble, and a plethora of other creative content writers and graphic designers...

...These won't be those kind of awards. Tonight, I want to highlight the sheer stupidity of this noxious forum along with its braindead posters not to mention their dick sucking "Chairman Of the Board."

I feel it's only fair to point out the absurd and far fetched accusations dressed up as "barbs," when in fact most all of you choads couldn't fucking read a celery ingredient list. So without further adieu, here are the WINNERS of the 2020 Flynn Reject Awards:


*Worst I.Q. Award: This award goes out to the poster that has trouble spelling three letter words on a daily basis. Everyone has typos and incorrect spelling of words from time to time but this person makes a career of it.

+The nominees are:

@King Martini-For his sloppy ass posts.

@Breakfall-For not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're."

@Dovey-Need I say any more?

@BEnzo-Even managed to mispell his favorite word, "faggot."

-The winner: Dovey

Dovey wins hands down. Even beating out King Martini and his alphabet goop, with her misrepresentation of the word, "Empiracle." Which gave everyone fodder for over a year making fun of Dovey's alleged I.Q.


*Biggest Bitch Award: This award goes out to the little cunt that looks, acts and posts like a "bitch." Whether it be tattling on people to the moderators or just blowing up the pm box of the administrators because someone kicked in their twat.

+The nominees are:

@Seamajor-For crying a bucket of tears when his "alternative" lifestyle was exposed and running to the moderators that he had to shake awake.

@Oak-For being perhaps the original, "Karen." If it's raining Oak will pm a board administrator and whine to them to make it stop raining.

@Breakfall-Because in every other post he is asking BF to "put people in the game" after they completely destroy his silly ass on the forums.

@Dovey-This bitch was able to bitch and whine to two of the dumbest fools into deleting my account because I was using her face as a tambourine.

-The winner: Seamajor

Any clown that has to go around calling itself a "local legend," while being caught in a picture wearing womens clothes and a fruit basket on its head clearly has mental issues. But to threaten the forum and moderators with more nude pictures of his nutsack unless Freud is banned is worthy of this award. Congrats!


*Worst Poster Award: This award goes out to that one person that should be doing anything else except posting. This poster could incorporate stupidity, lies and tangents that shoot everywhere but the funny zone. The winner of this years award has no business being near a public forum and a keyboard.

+The nominees are:

@Breakfall-Does anyone else need a professional linguist when trying to figure oukt what the fuck this idiot is saying?

@Seamajor-The scourge of the forums. I've never seen a poster that has been laughed out of over 45 forums because of his proclivity for the absurd. Plus, he's a bitch.

@Dovey-If you have the patience, courage, a good gag reflex and 12 hours to kill, you might want to read a Dovey post. First thing you'll notice is her attempt to "know" everything from Alcatraz to Zoo's. Doesn't matter what the subject is, she's an expert. Case in point. Dovey has allegedly read the "Communist Manifesto." Yet, while able to read on a college level she mispells words like, "empiracle" and fucks up the definition.

@Freud-Perhaps the most overrated poster to date. This fucking giant spastic clown hangs on the coattails of those more polished in literary terms and in brains. This dolt has been out here for over 15 years and the only thing he has to show for it are a bunch of pictures and Athletes Foot.

-The winner: Dovey.

Again, Dovey wins hands down again. Any poster that is able to single handedly bring down a forum because of her selfishness and lies is the winner of this award. Dovey makes the forums no longer fun with her thread jacking and her constant need for attention and just shitty posts. She brings absolutely nothing in return for what she takes, just ask Martini and Biggie Pussy.

^^^* now you all know what an epilepsy attack in written form looks like

I got a question. How many cab driving, Middle Eastern midget millionaires does it take to update a security certificate?

 

[Flynn]

Flynn contacted me privately to say that he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness. His prognosis is obviously not good, but furthermore, no timeline or other details are available. His family is grieving, and I expect some here will join them.

Do you think you're funny? Do you really think I would "contact" you because Starbucks ran out of my Chai Tea Latte' with Soy milk?

Think again you fucking quivering pussy.

 

[X]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

 

[Flynn]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

So I have a question. Is an "internet retard" different from a non-internet "retard?" Is there a wifi card the non-internet "retard" can stick up their ass?

I see that you mentioned the word "retard" twice. That's cute!

 

[X]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

So I have a question. Is an "internet retard" different from a non-internet "retard?" Is there a wifi card the non-internet "retard" can stick up their ass?

I see that you mentioned the word "retard" twice. That's cute!

You're retardeded :rightON:

(:
we should be friends
I like free blojobs :LMAO:

 

[Flynn]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

So I have a question. Is an "internet retard" different from a non-internet "retard?" Is there a wifi card the non-internet "retard" can stick up their ass?

I see that you mentioned the word "retard" twice. That's cute!

You're retardeded :rightON:

(:
we should be friends
I like free blojobs :LMAO:

I see. So, do you really think I can now take you seriously after you just called me, "retardeded?"

Is "retardeded" a term reserved for people who don't copulate with their siblings?

P.S.-If you like "blojobs" then I suggest you learn to spell the word correctly first.

 

[X]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

So I have a question. Is an "internet retard" different from a non-internet "retard?" Is there a wifi card the non-internet "retard" can stick up their ass?

I see that you mentioned the word "retard" twice. That's cute!

You're retardeded :rightON:

(:
we should be friends
I like free blojobs :LMAO:

I see. So, do you really think I can now take you seriously after you just called me, "retardeded?"

Is "retardeded" a term reserved for people who don't copulate with their siblings?

No, it's for the superior retards much like yourself, the mutated versions :rightON: ones that get face fucked for free :LMAO:

 

[Flynn]

Oh shut your foul fucking mouth you internet retard :LMAO:

ffs you sound like a whining fucking retard that wants a popsicle

So I have a question. Is an "internet retard" different from a non-internet "retard?" Is there a wifi card the non-internet "retard" can stick up their ass?

I see that you mentioned the word "retard" twice. That's cute!

You're retardeded :rightON:

(:
we should be friends
I like free blojobs :LMAO:

I see. So, do you really think I can now take you seriously after you just called me, "retardeded?"

Is "retardeded" a term reserved for people who don't copulate with their siblings?

No, it's for the superior retards much like yourself, the mutated versions :rightON: ones that get face fucked for free :LMAO:

Technically it wasn't, "free."