The Bastard Factory Rap Battle thread (Elites only)
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This could be real fun when I'm in the mood =)
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an old apple laptop
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Not sure ..I will fihure out a way, I like the altered voice ones, sounds really funny ... like the ones ollie did
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You not got a phone?
No, Nver have had one, fucking hate the things
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I dont like smart phones shamps, its not $$ I have last years Iphone my kid gave me I use it solely for pics takes amazing pictures but fuck people calling me interuping my life
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Another way, your laptop will have a camera sho it should have a mic, record what your saying as a video and open it on the vocaroo site, that should work
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Use the old iphone lol vocaroo is a basic website
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So much I could rap about X lol. Even Shamps lol.
The day I made this thread, I THOUGHT @Breakfall "the lyrical genius" was gonna throw down some lyrics.
The day I made this thread, I THOUGHT @Breakfall "the lyrical genius" was gonna throw down some lyrics.
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He's disappeared again bro
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He's disappeared again bro
Have you ever heard an Aussie rap lol?
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Naw mate, think it would be funny though...He's disappeared again bro
Have you ever heard an Aussie rap lol?
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Naw mate, think it would be funny though...He's disappeared again bro
Have you ever heard an Aussie rap lol?
Exactly lol.
Where is the lyrical genius @Breakfall !
We want a rap, bro!
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Nobody can beat me…I’m that good. Simple as that!
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Give me some decent subject matter and I can churn out a lick in seconds…but give me a few minutes to get over myself first. Sometimes I even impress even myself…
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Make something with this > MaMa don't live here any more <
Momma dont live here anymore
Weeg got her in a cave and she sleeps on the floor
All the time hollerin' 'bout war war war
He is simply followin' that news media whore!
He only lets her out for that Chinese chicken
Better than the colonel its fuckin' finger lickin'
Jesus even comes along cause at church it be trippin'
He turned the water to wine, and now we all be sippin'!
Back to the cave like muthafuckin' Batman
Straight outta Ohio that nigga got a plan
Got the can of beans for when shit hit the fan
And watchin' Little House on how to be a man
Nuclear war simply wont stop Weeg
He got a buncha pizzas that he plans to eat
So when Putin flies over his cave about to yeet yeet
Weeg hollers back "Devil go home I cant be beat!"
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Oh just look at this tool…always playing the fool!
His angst smells like sumting outta high school…
Fucking yahooing and giggling @nd “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAing”, someone put him in the asshat corner with a dunce cap and a stool.
When he’s cut up and all emotional,
seems to be the only time he’s genuinely meaningful… even if he’s a tad woeful.
Tragic I know…maybe you need to suck a cock suck and swaLLOW!?
Fucking, fucking…Biggies in the know,
give him a yahoo and a blow.
Fuck ya!
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is it really that big a deal to you ? the only person in my life who reacted like you was some bitch I dated a few times .. I have a phone ..its at home if Im there ill answer if not It can wait ... im not the fucking president or a puppet that stands in line for a phone or some fuckwit who fidgets and stares at a phone all day ..its the new age idiot box, I dont need one Rancid
Oh just look at this tool…always playing the fool!
His angst smells like sumting outta high school…
Fucking yahooing and giggling @nd “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAing”, someone put him in the asshat corner with a dunce cap and a stool.
When he’s cut up and all emotional,
seems to be the only time he’s genuinely meaningful… even if he’s a tad woeful.
Tragic I know…maybe you need to suck a cock suck and swaLLOW!?
Fucking, fucking…Biggies in the know,
give him a yahoo and a blow.
Fuck ya!
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Isn't that the idiot thats gotta pretend'es tall ?
tats that lack looks like a salmons sac ffs bro was that a rap or some sort of verbal monkey crap ?
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Over here you need one to live these days. When the pandemic hit, they government paid the emergency money to everyone using an app. Brazil is a heavily bureaucratic country, so the cellphone helps a lot if you need to get documents. If I'm going to park, I need to open the app to pay for the parking. Now I can't even check my CC bill on the PC, only the app. Don't get me wrong, I for one just got a smartphone in 2015 and I don't use it all the time. You mentioned phone, over here people do everything on whatsapp now. EVERYTHING. Phone companies here don't even care about "minutes" anymore. It's all about Gbs these days. If you have a signal, you can use data, so people only use whatsapp now.
I'm guessing you live a simpler life or you can do everything use a PC
What about a GPS? Do you have one? Because I can't live without that crap LULZ
