The Blue Cashew practices censorship

[Garraty_47]

Make sure you put him on a Christmas card and share it with the forum

But... I'm not a xtian.
Make it a Halloween card and now we're talkin'!

 

[Garraty_47]

But if you insist on a xmas theme you can use this one...

 

[Ben Dover]

But... I'm not a xtian.
Make it a Halloween card and now we're talkin'!

But I'm not Latino. How about a birthday card? Whats your date of birth, credit card number and home address?

 

[Garraty_47]

But I'm not Latino.

No worries... only a few people here will hold that against you.
Just stop making a big deal of it and you'll be fine.

How about a birthday card? Whats your date of birth, credit card number and home address?

Nobody knows exactly when I was hatched; a team of researchers found me wandering near the nest an indeterminate amount of time later.

What's a "credit card"?

My address is:
Right Here
This City and State, #NumericalValue(5digit)

 

[Ben Dover]

No worries... only a few people here will hold that against you.
Just stop making a big deal of it and you'll be fine.



Nobody knows exactly when I was hatched; a team of researchers found me wandering near the nest an indeterminate amount of time later.

What's a "credit card"?

My address is:
Right Here
This City and State, #NumericalValue(5digit)

Hey we live at the same address... Susan, is that you???

 

[Garraty_47]

Hey we live at the same address... Susan, is that you???

I know a Susan... she brings us our food and water and sometimes she even talks to us.

I don't think Susan likes visiting us in the basement.
Are you the "lazy mofo" who "ort ta be doin' this shit hisself"?

 

[Ben Dover]

I know a Susan... she brings us our food and water and sometimes she even talks to us.

I don't think Susan likes visiting us in the basement.
Are you the "lazy mofo" who "ort ta be doin' this shit hisself"?

Shes not supposed to talk to you, Ive told her about that! And calling me lazy too, now I'm going to have to make her give herself a beating.

 

[Frood]

Ask Susan to make me a tuna fish and pickle on rye sandwich, thanks.

 

[Ben Dover]

Ask Susan to make me a tuna fish and pickle on rye sandwich, thanks.

Done, if shes not there in 5 mins slap her around a bit.

 

[Seamajor]

You're mad.

I've got superior mega mixed genetics and could pass as your grandson.

I wonder how smoking 40 cigs a day for the last 20 years, or 6 bouts of COVID affects that? Just a thought.

 

[Jack]

I wonder how smoking 40 cigs a day for the last 20 years, or 6 bouts of COVID affects that? Just a thought.

he probably looks like this:

 

[Fredricka]

But... I'm not a xtian.
Make it a Halloween card and now we're talkin'!

You're not making the card, Ben Dover is. Anyway you don't have to be a Christian to join in with the merriment

 

[Garraty_47]

You're not making the card, Ben Dover is. Anyway you don't have to be a Christian to join in with the merriment

Bah Humbug.

 

[Fredricka]

Bah Humbug.

How does forum jeebo not celebrate his own birthday anyway?

 

[Garraty_47]

How does forum jeebo not celebrate his own birthday anyway?

If you got shot with an assault rifle and to show solidarity people started wearing little AR-15 pendants on their necklaces would you be thrilled or horrified?

Think people, think.