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In my younger wild oats dayz... I once rooted this pregnant chick to full-term, then left before forced step-dadism.

It began like this...

An ex found out that I was single and decided to call me up one night for a quick root. She was a crazy chick but good in bed. So I decided, “why the fuck not?”

A bit of wine and dine and 69...and then came the deed. I asked her if she had protection...she told me not to worry as she was pregnant!!

“Huh???” I exclaimed as my dick went limp. Turns out that she was dating this guy that was bi-curious, and when she fell pregnant, he stressed out and told her that he wasn’t mentally ready to be father to a child and then promptly left her for a previous bum-chum. I asked her if she was std-free, and she said that she’s had all the necessary screening done to go through with the pregnancy and was in the clear.

So we fucked! And fucked. And things got kinky. And I drank breast milk. And we fucked. And she insisted that I fist her frequently so she could have a smooth delivery in months to come. I obliged a lot. And we fucked...and so forth and so on. And before we knew it, it was almost the proverbial 9 months later.

Whilst we weren’t ever seclusive to each other, and I lived a long distance away, it was only ever meant to be a fuck-buddy convenience. After all, I wasn’t ready for a long-term relationship at that stage and she got to have sexual gratification while pregnant. Not an easy feat in the singles scene.

In the closing weeks she got very emotional and demanded that I marry her and help raise her child. It started freaking me out, and the emotional baggage that I was setting myself up for seemed too much for me to fathom or handle.

I wanted time-out and she told me to go and fuck myself. Which I did...

A year passes and I never heard another word from her again that whole time. Then one day I bumped into one of her close girlfriends. And she brought me up to speed.

It turns out that she called the bi-curious father of her child and demanded that he stop being a sissy and help raise their child together. He apparently started crying and then agreed to be a father and stop being a poofter. And now apparently they root a lot!

I thanked her friend for the information and walked away in somewhat disbelief of the whole sordid affair and eventual outcome.

WTF...wtf...wtf...wtf???

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Thanks for the wonderful read...Im sitting here bored shitless before leaving work and that helped me pass some time...thanks,... ooops...time to go :).....edit to say...you are quite the character..hahaha
 
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How can you fuck a bloke knowing his dicks been up another blokes pooper?
The chick was crazy. She and her girlfriend used to go out on the piss and just look for a fuck. That’s how I met them. They used to French kiss each other and rub each other up on stage for a reaction. They drank way too much...even for me. Boozy sweaty chicks aren’t my cup of tea. I pierced both their clits though...but that’s another story.
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How can you fuck a bloke knowing his dicks been up another blokes pooper?
The chick was crazy. She and her girlfriend used to go out on the piss and just look for a fuck. That’s how I met them. They used to French kiss each other and rub each other up on stage for a reaction. They drank way too much...even for me. Boozy sweaty chicks aren’t my cup of tea. I pierced both their clits though...but that’s another story.
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No wonder you had bollock pus...
 
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How can you fuck a bloke knowing his dicks been up another blokes pooper?
The chick was crazy. She and her girlfriend used to go out on the piss and just look for a fuck. That’s how I met them. They used to French kiss each other and rub each other up on stage for a reaction. They drank way too much...even for me. Boozy sweaty chicks aren’t my cup of tea. I pierced both their clits though...but that’s another story.
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No wonder you had bollock pus...
I’ve never had an std brah!
 

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I hooked up in my twenties at a mate's party with a 44 year old woman with the biggest set of tits I have ever seen in public, so we ended up fucking on his carpet later on and spilling a bottle of red wine underneath us.

We agreed to keep it casual after that and I'd drop in every 2-3 weeks at her place, she'd cook and I'd bring the booze.

Eventually she started getting clingy/demanding, then she dropped the bombshell....she wanted to be violently raped when she least expected (forced home entry, battery) and with no safe word.

I got the fuck out of that real quick...
 

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What did Johnny Storm's shit encrusted dick taste like? Your dinner from the previous night?
 
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I hooked up in my twenties at a mate's party with a 44 year old woman with the biggest set of tits I have ever seen in public, so we ended up fucking on his carpet later on and spilling a bottle of red wine underneath us.

We agreed to keep it casual after that and I'd drop in every 2-3 weeks at her place, she'd cook and I'd bring the booze.

Eventually she started getting clingy/demanding, then she dropped the bombshell....she wanted to be violently raped when she least expected (forced home entry, battery) and with no safe word.

I got the fuck out of that real quick...

Fucking oath! The crazy chick I was talking about used to always piss when I was rooting her, and insisted that it was female ejaculate.
If it smells like piss & tastes like piss... well it’s fucking piss innit?! Fucking piss-pot!
 
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Plus she used to leave skiddies in the toilet. That was when I made excuses and left the first time. Poor hygiene fucks with my oral foreplay...I don’t dig that!
 

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Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.

My oldie would kick your backpacks arse in a fist fight....
 
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KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.
 

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KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

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KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

images

Oh a hoodie...why didn’t she say that?
 

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KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

images

Oh a hoodie...why didn’t she say that?

It's basically a really warm xxl sized hoodie.
 
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What did Johnny Storm's shit encrusted dick taste like?

KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

images

Oh a hoodie...why didn’t she say that?

It's basically a really warm xxl sized hoodie.

So that negro can wear his pants down low?
 

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What did Johnny Storm's shit encrusted dick taste like?

KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

images

Oh a hoodie...why didn’t she say that?

It's basically a really warm xxl sized hoodie.

So that negro can wear his pants down low?

Dunno.... I whack just an oodie and tall uggs on if I don't feel like getting dressed to go to the shops. It's a grouse bit of wardrobe....
 
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What did Johnny Storm's shit encrusted dick taste like?

KFC
Heyoooooooooooooooooo!

Don’t come into my thread and not converse with me. Why are you acting like an insolent biatch?! Huh?

you want me to call you on a burner phone?

Freud is always drunk when i call and all he talks about is that oodie.
Burner phone? Are you drug dealing? And what’s an oodie? 3 for 1.


Oodie:

images

Oh a hoodie...why didn’t she say that?

It's basically a really warm xxl sized hoodie.

So that negro can wear his pants down low?

Dunno.... I whack just an oodie and tall uggs on if I don't feel like getting dressed to go to the shops. It's a grouse bit of wardrobe....

No...I can relate. I do the tall uggs. Everyone seems to remark about them when I’m at the supermarket or at Bunnings. Same as when I wear socks and sandals! Hahaha