The I Gots A BOO BOOS Thread

[Lotte Skoring]

A thread for all of you kvetchers who think everyone should and wants to know about every ache and pain every physical discomfort and malady you experience. So go and don't stop complaining till you're good and dead.

 

[Admin.]

OK I'll get it started I was vacuuming yesterday and I inadvertently stubbed my little toe against the solid oak coffee table, it hurt like crazy...good news is I think the table will be fine.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

OK I'll get it started I was vacuuming yesterday and I inadvertently stubbed my little toe against the solid oak coffee table, it hurt like crazy...good news is I think the table will be fine.

O GOD I fucking hate when that happens and it's always when you least expect it like you never see that coming and then like WOOOOW! such pain worse than childbirth. I broke a toe like that once and another time a whole foot. Thank God there is now a place to whine about it.

 

[Admin.]

O GOD I fucking hate when that happens and it's always when you least expect it like you never see that coming and then like WOOOOW! such pain worse than childbirth. I broke a toe like that once and another time a whole foot. Thank God there is now a place to whine about it.

I feel better after getting yesterdays catastrophic toe injury off my chest, thank you for providing a space for me to talk about me.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

I feel better after getting yesterdays catastrophic toe injury off my chest, thank you for providing a space for me to talk about me.

You know we have to be here for each other. Life is pain and if we can't bitch about it what's life good for?

 

[Cookie Monster]

I've stopped smoking weed and am losing weight fast. Will have it on occasion neat in the future as ive given up baccy yonks ago.

Problem is I am bouncing of the walls with anxiety, plus moving soon Once that is done I aim to get some meds and see how it goes.

Other than that fisical and mental helf is good, spelling is still shit and you cant pill dyslexia away.

I am still a hunky good looking dude who has the smarts, that wont change either.

So in the spirit of this thread I would like to point out Biggies smalls illness, he has Cockitis. He just cant stop talking about cock, is there a cure? I dont know.

 

[Admin.]

You know we have to be here for each other. Life is pain and if we can't bitch about it what's life good for?

Pain, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Pain, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Pain, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh

 

[Bastard Factory]

Neutral forum is Neutral.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Pain, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Pain, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Pain, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh

Tolstoy! Wow you are very well read.

 

[Admin.]

Neutral forum is Neutral.

You are correct Sir!

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Now uh...just a general announcement here. We will be holding the 1st annual Boo Boos in the Park Picnic this Saturday. We invite all you insufferable suffering whiners to come and bring pics of your terrible torments to share with your fellow kvetchers. We will be serving plenty Hemorrageberders and Hurtdoads so bring you appertites.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

stick your tiny cock in a food processor

it will make the booboo on your finger feel better, I promise

 

[Lotte Skoring]

stick your tiny cock in a food processor

it will make the booboo on your finger feel better, I promise

Is that what works for you? It may not be for everyone you know.

Replying to family values thread violation @Bastard Factory

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Admin.]

Is that what works for you? It may nor be for everyone you know.

It’s the little things in life you can learn to live without.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Lotte Skoring]

@Bastard Factory Thread is wholesome. One no Two posters is not.

Sometimes when I masturbate to hard it hurts and leaves chaffing, but that's not why I cry while doing it though, I always sob when I touch myself.

 

[Seamajor]

stick your tiny cock in a food processor

it will make the booboo on your finger feel better, I promise

Neutral forum is Neutral.

 

[realgrimm]

Sometimes when I masturbate to hard it hurts and leaves chaffing, but that's not why I cry while doing it though, I always sob when I touch myself.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

I think there are a couple of posters here who are trying to tell us that this thread has boo booed their delicate emos. Their hurted emos should be acknowledged. We will have a special ceremony at the Boo Boos in the Park Picnic for them.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Now THIS...is the kind of thread we need more of around here.

 

[Lily]

Now THIS...is the kind of thread we need more of around here.

Apparently I PMd LotusBud.

I think Jack should post about it here, not in the sb.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You just know that there is some severe butthurt going on when you go through the rigamarole of creating a meme that specifically mentions another poster. Very well played, Admin and Holliday.

 

[Admin.]

You just know that there is some severe butthurt going on when you go through the rigamarole of creating a meme that specifically mentions another poster. Very well played, Admin and Holliday.

In fairness, at least he’s luxuriously obese and has no discernible neck.

 

[Fredricka]

Announcement, I sprained my ankle last night on a dodgy pavement, I can't be assed to sue and I was drunk anyway. I have crutches now and its knackering and inconvenient. I'm sure you all wish me the best and a speedy recovery

 

[Fredricka]

On the plus side it'll give me plenty of time to cheese and z all those people who have been persistently negging me for months/years

 

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That blob of strawberry jam does not compare, dot

 

[Fredricka]

And those are sissy socks

 

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That blob of strawberry jam does not compare, dot

Mine has actual BLOOD whereas yours is a retard that forgot how to walk