The McDonald's Incident

[Alticus]

Walked up and ordered a regular chicken burger and fries, a heavyset woman took my order. I sat down and waited for it to come and lo and behold I was served a mini chicken burger or some shit. I brought it back up and told her I ordered a regular chicken burger. She then tells me that I have to pay extra to get the correct one even though they fucked up. We had words and I said no chance in Hell Shamu. So yeah, I'm sitting here feeling pretty awful about saying that to her.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Walked up and ordered a regular chicken burger and fries, a heavyset woman took my order. I sat down and waited for it to come and lo and behold I was served a mini chicken burger or some shit. I brought it back up and told her I ordered a regular chicken burger. She then tells me that I have to pay extra to get the correct one even though they fucked up. We had words and I said no chance in Hell Shamu. So yeah, I'm sitting here feeling pretty awful about saying that to her.

You did the right thing. Maybe they'll improve the service.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Walked up and ordered a regular chicken burger and fries, a heavyset woman took my order. I sat down and waited for it to come and lo and behold I was served a mini chicken burger or some shit. I brought it back up and told her I ordered a regular chicken burger. She then tells me that I have to pay extra to get the correct one even though they fucked up. We had words and I said no chance in Hell Shamu. So yeah, I'm sitting here feeling pretty awful about saying that to her.

Did you complain to the manager, AltiKaren?

 

[Weeg]

Walked up and ordered a regular chicken burger and fries, a heavyset woman took my order. I sat down and waited for it to come and lo and behold I was served a mini chicken burger or some shit. I brought it back up and told her I ordered a regular chicken burger. She then tells me that I have to pay extra to get the correct one even though they fucked up. We had words and I said no chance in Hell Shamu. So yeah, I'm sitting here feeling pretty awful about saying that to her.

Nope dont feel bad. She was wrong. Go to chinese buffet because yoo always get what yoo want and its better than fast food.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Saltycusser

 

[Alticus]

You did the right thing. Maybe they'll improve the service.

And maybe I'll knock a grizzly bear out with a hard right to it's head. Those massive outfits don't care.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Nope dont feel bad. She was wrong. Go to chinese buffet because yoo always get what yoo want and its better than fast food.

I love me some MSG!

 

[Alticus]

Did you complain to the manager, AltiKaren?

Hi Reg. How goes it? He was standing like roughly 10 feet away just looking at us from what I could tell. I never said anything to him.

 

[CumSell]

why didn't you just order another(beef)burger? you a beef hater? come at me any time ready for a fight.. or just go to Burger King, A & W...hell even Wendy's. Don't depend on Mickie D's all your life JACKASS.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hi Reg. How goes it? He was standing like roughly 10 feet away just looking at us from what I could tell. I never said anything to him.

You should have been given what you ordered at no additional charge. Sometimes them Karens know what they are doing. ;)

 

[Fredricka]

Walked up and ordered a regular chicken burger and fries, a heavyset woman took my order. I sat down and waited for it to come and lo and behold I was served a mini chicken burger or some shit. I brought it back up and told her I ordered a regular chicken burger. She then tells me that I have to pay extra to get the correct one even though they fucked up. We had words and I said no chance in Hell Shamu. So yeah, I'm sitting here feeling pretty awful about saying that to her.

I would've just paid. Did you eat the mini one?

 

[Alticus]

Nope dont feel bad. She was wrong. Go to chinese buffet because yoo always get what yoo want and its better than fast food.

We used to have one 30 years ago that was awesome until a local Chinese take-out spread rumors of it having rats and flies everywhere and they shut down a few months later. I'll never forget those chicken balls and fortune cookies.

 

[Alticus]

why didn't you just order another(beef)burger? you a beef hater? come at me any time ready for a fight.. or just go to Burger King, A & W...hell even Wendy's. Don't depend on Mickie D's all your life JACKASS.

Hey CumSell. I don't depend on them believe me. I happened to be in Walmart and they were right there.

 

[CumSell]

Hey CumSell. I don't depend on them believe me. I happened to be in Walmart and they were right there.

My deepest apologies.


You could have gotten a burger(one with beef) instead. Just sayin

 

[Alticus]

I once bought a big

I would've just paid. Did you eat the mini one?

Sup Fred :)

No I didn't. The damn thing was about the size of a fucking oatmeal cookie. If I had of just paid the difference it would have cost me like $11.00 total to get what I specifically ordered to begin with. No thanks.

 

[Alticus]

My deepest apologies.


You could have gotten a burger(one with beef) instead. Just sayin

Yeah, a burger where all you see is 2 buns together and hope the patty is in there somewhere. Pass.

 

[Fredricka]

Sup Fred :)

No I didn't. The damn thing was about the size of a fucking oatmeal cookie. If I had of just paid the difference it would have cost me like $11.00 total to get what I specifically ordered to begin with. No thanks.

They should've at least offered you a happy meal toy to go with your kiddie burger

 

[CumSell]

Yeah, a burger where all you see is 2 buns together and hope the patty is in there somewhere. Pass.

might get a rat's head or something. yum or use it to prank freak out a friend or family member

 

[ESAD TIA]

yum or use it to prank freak out a friend or family member

Don't be so inconsiderate you know he most likely only has one of those two things.

 

[Jack]

My deepest apologies.


You could have gotten a burger(one with beef) instead. Just sayin

Numbers could have gone out back and waited for them to throw the expired stuff out.

 

[X]

So you expected a bigger burger for the price of a smaller one, the lady made a mistake it happens

 

[ESAD TIA]

So you expected a bigger burger for the price of a smaller one, the lady made a mistake it happens

Americans amirite?

 

[CumSell]

So you expected a bigger burger for the price of a smaller one, the lady made a mistake it happens

@Alticus DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

FUCK that piece of shit cunt. NO mistakes allowed. Kidnap her right? shove a pipe bomb in her ass, shove on a wheel barrel, and send that cunt off a cliff. That's what a man does here

 

[CumSell]

Americans amirite?

Unfortunately no. Here with me and Grimm. but thank GOD apart and not living together

 

[ESAD TIA]

Yeah I was talking about saltycus

 

[X]

@Alticus DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

FUCK that piece of shit cunt. NO mistakes allowed. Kidnap her right? shove a pipe bomb in her ass, shove on a wheel barrel, and send that cunt off a cliff. That's what a man does here

Or could have said, no problem life is hard people make mistakes .. but Jews gotta be so overly dramatic, it’s how they convinced the world they were oven’d LOL

 

[CumSell]

Yeah I was talking about saltycus

oh the fake Canada.. Gotcha

 

[ESAD TIA]

@Alticus DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

FUCK that piece of shit cunt. NO mistakes allowed. Kidnap her right? shove a pipe bomb in her ass, shove on a wheel barrel, and send that cunt off a cliff. That's what a man does here

I love this whole speech but I gotta ask, you mean a wheel barrow right because if not I gotta know, wtf is a wheel barrel :D

 

[Alticus]

So you expected a bigger burger for the price of a smaller one, the lady made a mistake it happens

Do you even read my replies X? I expected to receive what I ordered. They take my money, they give me what I want. It's that simple.

 

[ESAD TIA]

oh the fake Canada.. Gotcha

Yes the dirty fat fake Canada.