The New who Knew IS a Jew thread...

[Blandscape]

Apparently I am.

Countess most definatley is, and so is Not Aryan. Who else amongst us is what they fear to be tarred wiff the most?

 

[Blandscape]

Now let me quantify, we have ahum talent hear claiming Jewishness as an insult, maybe they can express complaisantly why they fink dat is?

 

[The Countess]

Why are you so mad?

 

[Blandscape]

Not Aryan has been hiding in plain site, for all to see, and all to fear.

 

[Blandscape]

The Countess is fourth generational Jew.

 

[The Countess]

The Countess is fourth generational Jew.

Lies don’t make me angry. It seems the truth sets you off tho

 

[Blandscape]

Her great great aunt survived Triblinka.

 

[Blandscape]

She was of old European stock, and emigrated to America post WW2.

 

[Blandscape]

Thus her Monica Countess de Failure.

 

[Blandscape]

The Countess is fourth generational Jew.

Lies don’t make me angry. It seems the truth sets you off tho

The truth is you make up your own truth, I am simply doing you the same honour me funky little Jewish Princess.

 

[Blandscape]

She cannot provide evidence she is not a Jewess...ergo she is a Jew.

 

[Blandscape]

I rest my case.

 

[Blandscape]

Not Aryan is the most pernicious of Jews.

 

[Blandscape]

Those hiding in plain site.

 

[The Countess]

She cannot provide evidence she is not a Jewess...ergo she is a Jew.

Yeah…I really look like a Jew, Schlomo

 

[Blandscape]

They should be flushed out.

 

[Blandscape]

She cannot provide evidence she is not a Jewess...ergo she is a Jew.

Yeah…I really look like a Jew, Schlomo

You look like Lady GaGa, obviously another Jew.

 

[Blandscape]

Care to dig deeper Countess de Jew.

 

[The Countess]

Why are you so ashamed of your Jewery?

 

[Blandscape]

You see what you reduce any site too Countess?

 

[Blandscape]

Why are you so ashamed of your Jewery?

I'm not, but you seem to be desperate to divorce yourself from it.

 

[Blandscape]

I like being Jewish.

 

[Blandscape]

What are you going to do now your Jewishness has been proven?

 

[The Countess]

I like being Jewish.

See…there ya go. Nothing to be ashamed of

 

[Blandscape]

And Aryan's.

 

[Blandscape]

Suicide watch fur Aryan.

 

[Blandscape]

I like being Jewish.

See…there ya go. Nothing to be ashamed of

I know, but it is for you.

 

[Blandscape]

You are old stock Spanish Jew.

 

[Blandscape]

Royalty for all of us Jews.

 

[The Countess]

You are old stock Spanish Jew.

Yes, you got me. A Mexican Jew