The Radicalization of a Southron Gentleman: A One Act Play

[Blurt]

Dramatis Persona:

Blazor, a disenfranchised hillbilly cosplaying as a Civil War rebel while he waits for a long overdue reply to his PoF profile.

Act 1, Scene 1

Blazor enters, stage right, slumped and disheveled, wearing a tattered, stained and loose-fitting Gray uniform while holding the butt of his shouldered rifle in his left hand. He’s holding his cell phone in his right hand and is swiping down on the screen with his thumb.

Blazor: Fuuuuuuuuuucckkk!

Curtain

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Then he rode off into the sunset swiping his memes and flying his flag cos he can’t be bothered with you.

 

[Frood]

And it's "Southerner" you uneducated cleaning lady!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Poor Blurt, this is what happens when he tries too hard.

He was riding SSS's dick in another thread, the shameless hussy... CRINGE.

 

[Seamajor]

Dramatis Persona:

Blazor, a disenfranchised hillbilly cosplaying as a Civil War rebel while he waits for a long overdue reply to his PoF profile.

Act 1, Scene 1

Blazor enters, stage right, slumped and disheveled, wearing a tattered, stained and loose-fitting Gray uniform while holding the butt of his shouldered rifle in his left hand. He’s holding his cell phone in his right hand and is swiping down on the screen with his thumb.

Blazor: Fuuuuuuuuuucckkk!

Curtain

Cute post.

 

[No One]

Poor Blurt, this is what happens when he tries too hard.

He was riding SSS's dick in another thread, the shameless hussy... CRINGE.

He always makes these nasty unprovoked attacks on folks. Blazor is like the friendliest fellow here.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

He always makes these nasty unprovoked attacks on folks. Blazor is like the friendliest fellow here.

That's his inner misery lashing out

we were supposed to be impressed with his thesaurus theatrics & googlelectualism -- but we aren't and that leaves him with nothing but self loathing and projection

his mental illness is at a boiling point now

 

[Garraty_47]

He always makes these nasty unprovoked attacks on folks. Blazor is like the friendliest fellow here.

The friendliest fellow in a Bastard Factory is still a Bastard.

Safe space? LOL

 

[Blazor]

The friendliest fellow in a Bastard Factory is still a Bastard.

Safe space? LOL

lulz, I feel that being here, one is required to be a Bastard to some degree.

 

[Garraty_47]

lulz, I feel that being here, one is required to be a Bastard to some degree.

"Ain't no Bastard like a redneck Bastard."

Solidarity, brah!

 

[cw_]

 

[RAVEN]

Damn, Blurt

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Squirt's whole life backfired

 

[RAVEN]

I luvs Blurt... but in this case, he's being more of a toad than a prince LOLOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

He never was a prince. He's always been a sniveling scumbag. You just don't see that side of him as long as you completely agree with him on all counts

that's how narcissists work

 

[Adam Hitler]

He always makes these nasty unprovoked attacks on folks. Blazor is like the friendliest fellow here.

Ol' Blurtrice has a very bitchy, nasty streak, same as most homos.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Damn, Blurt

Many such cases.... I've told him in the past it's never a good idea to post when he's triggered and to first apply cream to his chapped ass, then wait for the burning sensation to cool down.

 

[Blurt]

Seems the old adage holds true: if you can’t write, you can always become a literary critic.

The only thing backfiring in this thread is a bunch of talentless yahoos who think “firing back” means pilfering one another’s well-worn quivers and letting fly a bunch of tired, wet noodle arrows that have all the impact of a science textbook in a Texas schoolroom.

I mean, why be creative when you can be a proud Alphag?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. Squirts is hurt

 

[Adam Hitler]

Seems the old adage holds true: if you can’t write, you can always become a literary critic.

The only thing backfiring in this thread is a bunch of talentless yahoos who think “firing back” means pilfering one another’s well-worn quivers and letting fly a bunch of tired, wet noodle arrows that have all the impact of a science textbook in a Texas schoolroom.

I mean, why be creative when you can be a proud Alphag?

 

[cw_]

Where is The Ruler and why is he letting his prince blow in the wind like this?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lmao. Squirts is hurt

I'm starting to get a tad concerned about the cranky old trannie.... Apparently he's off work at the moment due to suffering a bereavement in his family (his local dry cleaners misplaced his Britney Spears wig) and he hasn't ventured outside in days.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Where is The Ruler and why is he letting his prince blow in the wind like this?

Measuring a penis somewhere, no doubt.

 

[Blazor]

"What would you do if I broke in yo house?"





A nice Lady has a straight up Southern response hahhahahahaha.

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[Seamajor]

"What would you do if I broke in yo house?"





A nice Lady has a straight up Southern response hahhahahahaha.

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You couldn’t afford to get here. Duh

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm starting to get a tad concerned about the cranky old trannie.... Apparently he's off work at the moment due to suffering a bereavement in his family (his local dry cleaners misplaced his Britney Spears wig) and he hasn't ventured outside in days.

Really? Which one of his fathers died?

 

[Oerdin]

You couldn’t afford to get here. Duh

It is not like tickets to Costa Rica are expensive.

 

[Seamajor]

It is not like tickets to Costa Rica are expensive.

Have ya Checked lately? Around $1000. RT. To some that’s a lot