The Succubus receipt discussion thread

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

For Flynn? Once the car gets pulled over the cops will shine the flashlight into the trunk where she's hiding then tell the driver to leave the state.

I like Flynn tho, she's a mean ass bitch

There are laws against carrying certain animals across state lines. I think Flynn is one of them.

 

[Flynn]

Does anybody remember when Flynn told someone at BH she would send them her thong so he swallow it, choke and die and the cause of death would have been Flynn?

I miss those days

Does anyone remember when King Martini was The Poofer over at B.H.?

Does anyone remember when King Martini came to S.G. and dated Dovey?

That's probably worse than choking on my lace panties.

 

[Flynn]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

and much dirtier too

Didn't I just say they were "dirty?"

Dovey MUST be behind the Biggie Clamshell account.

The word too giving you difficulty?

Not surprising for a preschool dropout

"Preschool dropout?"

You're serious?

Are you calling me that during or after recess?

 

[Flynn]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

"SHAVE!!!!!"

Lose weight!

Get a face lift.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

did you get a golf ball implanted in your chin to enlarge it?

 

[Flynn]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

For Flynn? Once the car gets pulled over the cops will shine the flashlight into the trunk where she's hiding then tell the driver to leave the state.

I like Flynn tho, she's a mean ass bitch

There are laws against carrying certain animals across state lines. I think Flynn is one of them.

Says the bitch that I had to tranquilize and put a tag in her ear, as Succubus' blubbery ass is on the Endangered Species list.

 

[Omnipotent]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

"SHAVE!!!!!"

Lose weight!

Get a face lift.

shee-it, you must be talking to me.....

I feel 3 kg lighter since I broke my arm though.

 

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

For Flynn? Once the car gets pulled over the cops will shine the flashlight into the trunk where she's hiding then tell the driver to leave the state.

I like Flynn tho, she's a mean ass bitch

There are laws against carrying certain animals across state lines. I think Flynn is one of them.

Says the bitch that I had to tranquilize and put a tag in her ear, as Succubus' blubbery ass is on the Endangered Species list.

Actually, I own endangered species. I looked for you in your cage but couldn't find you. I knew I should've branded your ass before keeping you in captivity.

 

[The Cuntess]

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

did you get a golf ball implanted in your chin to enlarge it?

No bishh, I didn’t implant your tiny nutsack into my chin:facepalm:

 

[Frood]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.

Yes. That statement would be truthful IF in fact you looked like that person in the photo.

BUT YOU DON'T!

You look like this:

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

I'd tap that....again....

 

[Dove]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.

Yes. That statement would be truthful IF in fact you looked like that person in the photo.

BUT YOU DON'T!

You look like this:

I look

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Put the fucking cup of noodles down and read the thread like it's a bistro menu, thundathighs.

I'm flaming everyone in this thread, from keebler elf's like Peggy, to the monstrosity of the land whale that is Sccumuncher.

You want this shit in needle point braille so it hurts even more when you swipe?

You bragged about getting paid 60 bucks to go home.

If you take the bus ticket out, you whored yourself for 20 bucks.

Taking your own flame of yourself out, you are now explaining to people that you are flaming them, accusing one opponent of being "mad" right before telling him to "go back to SG"(a bit of a projection, you think?)

And now you are hitting Poofer code level again.

Come on, kid. Pull it together enough to make that 60 bucks (and Vittys busted mug) worth it.

Maybe snort a line of coke or two or 6 and try again. Shake off the shackles of public opinion and try to be funny. Like intentionally funny. Not butt hurt 20 dollar whore funny.

(Response to Chad here. No clue what the quote shit did...and I'm too lazy to fix it)

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.

Yes. That statement would be truthful IF in fact you looked like that person in the photo.

BUT YOU DON'T!

You look like this:

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

I'd tap that....again....

you have low standards

 

[The Cuntess]

Your mama, Rafiki!

 

[Frood]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.

Yes. That statement would be truthful IF in fact you looked like that person in the photo.

BUT YOU DON'T!

You look like this:

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

I'd tap that....again....

you have low standards

I've told her off about colouring outside the lines before, but she's still pretty... even with the clown lips...

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

 

[The Cuntess]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

ok, I laughed at that one. I’m still prettier than you, Foxy

 

[Frood]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

You're just jealous that you can't afford the cosmetic surgery and implants to look like her, Buffalo Rufikidomos...

 

[Succubus]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

You're just jealous that you can't afford the cosmetic surgery and implants to look like her, Buffalo Rufikidomos...

Hi woo..... :Lovin1: Love to see your input.

 

[Frood]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

You're just jealous that you can't afford the cosmetic surgery and implants to look like her, Buffalo Rufikidomos...

Hi woo..... :Lovin1: Love to see your input.

For what? Have you posted some new pics?

 

[Succubus]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

You're just jealous that you can't afford the cosmetic surgery and implants to look like her, Buffalo Rufikidomos...

Hi woo..... :Lovin1: Love to see your input.

For what? Have you posted some new pics?

I think so......in the pic thread. I was talking about flaming, lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

"SHAVE!!!!!"

Lose weight!

Get a face lift.

shee-it, you must be talking to me.....

I feel 3 kg lighter since I broke my arm though.

that must be all the putrid turkey gravy that leaked out you hairy knuckled bovine abomination

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

freud, you going to flame today?

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Man - you LameDrools can really drown lamely in your own drool.

. It's what you do.
LoLz at LameTowners.

 

[Frood]

freud, you going to flame today?

I'm not one of your hemorrhoids...

 

[Frood]

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

you look like a mexican plane wing gremlin from that twilight zone episode in this photo.

you got a scary witches chin too, if i saw you pop out of a dark alley, i would run like hell.

You're just jealous that you can't afford the cosmetic surgery and implants to look like her, Buffalo Rufikidomos...

Hi woo..... :Lovin1: Love to see your input.

For what? Have you posted some new pics?

I think so......in the pic thread. I was talking about flaming, lol.

If old school flamers put effort into flames, new school are unlikely to come out on top...

Possible...but very difficult..

 

[Holliday Unchained]

freud, you going to flame today?

I'm not one of your hemorrhoids...

Yes, we know you're self hemorrhoidal, Harold.

PS: That was quite an exhibition you flametards put on.
Go back and read it objectively - and you'll know why intelligent posters laugh at you.

Good night to all yous poopy pantser prancers. :LMAO:

 

[Frood]

freud, you going to flame today?

I'm not one of your hemorrhoids...

Yes, we know you're self hemorrhoidal, Harold.

PS: That was quite an exhibition you flametards put on.
Go back and read it objectively - and you'll know why intelligent posters laugh at you.

Good night to all yous poopy pantser prancers. :LMAO:

Ok, Karen...

 

[Holliday Unchained]

freud, you going to flame today?

I'm not one of your hemorrhoids...

Yes, we know you're self hemorrhoidal, Harold.

PS: That was quite an exhibition you flametards put on.
Go back and read it objectively - and you'll know why intelligent posters laugh at you.

Good night to all yous poopy pantser prancers. :LMAO:

Ok, Karen...

Sure thing, Harry McToddler.

 

[Flynn]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

For Flynn? Once the car gets pulled over the cops will shine the flashlight into the trunk where she's hiding then tell the driver to leave the state.

I like Flynn tho, she's a mean ass bitch

There are laws against carrying certain animals across state lines. I think Flynn is one of them.

Says the bitch that I had to tranquilize and put a tag in her ear, as Succubus' blubbery ass is on the Endangered Species list.

Actually, I own endangered species. I looked for you in your cage but couldn't find you. I knew I should've branded your ass before keeping you in captivity.

At least my "cage" was of normal size.

We had to rent land at Mar-a-lago for you, between your incredible earth shattering girth and Trumps ego, we were lucky there was enough room for the both of you.

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Bitch, I looked good five years ago and still do today. Bite me, ho

You sure about that?

You look like what a Disney cartoonist came up with, while tripping on acid.

Yes. That statement would be truthful IF in fact you looked like that person in the photo.

BUT YOU DON'T!

You look like this:

I look like this, skeletor

*skips off into the sunset*

I'd tap that....again....

With what? Your moldy feet?