The Succubus receipt discussion thread

[Flynn]

Bitch plz, bla bla bla....

You know - when you play kindergarten hooky you still need adult supervision, lametard Stuperd Chad.
. Just here to make sure you don't hurt yourself.
Wouldn't want you to chase your dolly out into the street
.or choke on your own dick.

Hey dummy, you said the same thing in the last post.

Flynn, is that you?

Are you asking me to give you a second butthole?

 

[Omnipotent]

you are looking good Flea.....

your hair looks lovely too..... keep the silver streaks.

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn, stay under one nic already and stop using the Holigay one.


Thanx

I'll do that just as soon as everyone that is owed a "gift card" from you gets one.

Thay includes your shitty mugs as well.

Flynn, just stop.

You wear "Poofers Property" on your fivehead like a fucking badge of honor.

Don't try and change the game now

Why would I "stop?"

You're nothing more than a talking sandbox that's full of buried cat turds. You don't even have a valid drivers license. You took a bus to pick up your last check at Red Robin for $48 and pod casted that!

When you speak of "game,' do you mean that kind of "game?"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

what's that spazzanova you can't handle this heat?

Yeah that's what I thought needle nerf.

Did you fart in your hand and hold it up to your android?

Didn't take long to get you to backtrack eh Tiny Tess? :LMAO2:

pwned

Backtrack? I'm doing cartwheels around the circus midget.

Backtrack? More like backstroke, half a tard.

Next time, put a handicap placard at the beginning of your post so I know when it's make a wish time, Peggy

The only cartwheels you're doing is when you slip on a puddle of three day old food in your dirty house on your way to your condemned bathroom tard.

Get a fucking clue Micro Chad

Awh, you reading big mad, Peggy.

Somebody air lift this moron back to SG before any more of his bones get shattered from all this ego crushing impact I'm feeding him like fist candy.

This fucker starts throwing his shirt up like Chunk from The Goonies them gets butthurt when you clap back on him.

You want a golf clap, you stupid pussy?

Peggy has teh aids.

Easier to process now?

Talk about being big mad.

Let me when the internet bones start getting shattered toolbag cause right now all I'm seeing is a drool string coming out of your bottom lip with random words attached like some kinda of spazz yoyo.

Do better.

 

[Master]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Put the fucking cup of noodles down and read the thread like it's a bistro menu, thundathighs.

I'm flaming everyone in this thread, from keebler elf's like Peggy, to the monstrosity of the land whale that is Sccumuncher.

You want this shit in needle point braille so it hurts even more when you swipe?

 

[The Cuntess]

you are looking good Flea.....

your hair looks lovely too..... keep the silver streaks.

Thank you. My hair is so much healthier and manageable now. The blonde streaks do so much damage.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

Old spice? Only welfare recipients would even mention such a thing.

??

Now. Explain to me this factual statement?

Or will you come up "short" once again? No pun intended.

Oh, fuck you. The "pun" was totally intended.

English not spoken in your jail cell or something?

So you can't explain your incredibly stupid comment about how only "welfare recipients know about Old Spice aftershave?"

YOu need someone to explain basic english to you?

You don't get out much when you're not being transported back to prison eh Flynn?

 

[Flynn]

Kind of think your crushing on me, succdmeoff.

..

Only time Succubus would bother sucking your off is if she ran out of dental floss after eating a big pork dinner. Tiny

Really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111122233333444444555566667788999

Did this fucktard really call someone else, "tiny?"

Peggy is like the midget version of the Village people.

If he ain't on stilts to make the "Y" nobody is gonna notice.

what's that spazzanova you can't handle this heat?

Yeah that's what I thought needle nerf.

Did you fart in your hand and hold it up to your android?

Didn't take long to get you to backtrack eh Tiny Tess? :LMAO2:

pwned

Backtrack? I'm doing cartwheels around the circus midget.

Backtrack? More like backstroke, half a tard.

Next time, put a handicap placard at the beginning of your post so I know when it's make a wish time, Peggy

The only cartwheels you're doing is when you slip on a puddle of three day old food in your dirty house on your way to your condemned bathroom tard.

Get a fucking clue Micro Chad

Awh, you reading big mad, Peggy.

Somebody air lift this moron back to SG before any more of his bones get shattered from all this ego crushing impact I'm feeding him like fist candy.

This fucker starts throwing his shirt up like Chunk from The Goonies them gets butthurt when you clap back on him.

You want a golf clap, you stupid pussy?

Peggy has teh aids.

Easier to process now?

Talk about being big mad.

Let me when the internet bones start getting shattered toolbag cause right now all I'm seeing is a drool string coming out of your bottom lip with random words attached like some kinda of spazz yoyo.

Do better.

That's like saying you'll sprout 5 inches in a week.

Lol!

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

Old spice? Only welfare recipients would even mention such a thing.

??

Now. Explain to me this factual statement?

Or will you come up "short" once again? No pun intended.

Oh, fuck you. The "pun" was totally intended.

English not spoken in your jail cell or something?

So you can't explain your incredibly stupid comment about how only "welfare recipients know about Old Spice aftershave?"

YOu need someone to explain basic english to you?

You don't get out much when you're not being transported back to prison eh Flynn?

Still you can't explain.

I see. That's probably also what you said to Dovey when you found out she has a bigger dick than you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Put the fucking cup of noodles down and read the thread like it's a bistro menu, thundathighs.

I'm flaming everyone in this thread, from keebler elf's like Peggy, to the monstrosity of the land whale that is Sccumuncher.

You want this shit in needle point braille so it hurts even more when you swipe?

The only thing you're flaming is the back of your walmart suspenders with last night's TV dinner you incoherent moron.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

Old spice? Only welfare recipients would even mention such a thing.

??

Now. Explain to me this factual statement?

Or will you come up "short" once again? No pun intended.

Oh, fuck you. The "pun" was totally intended.

English not spoken in your jail cell or something?

So you can't explain your incredibly stupid comment about how only "welfare recipients know about Old Spice aftershave?"

YOu need someone to explain basic english to you?

You don't get out much when you're not being transported back to prison eh Flynn?

Still you can't explain.

I see. That's probably also what you said to Dovey when you found out she has a bigger dick than you.

Don't get stuck in a rut of monotony again flynn

you can do it, look at me flynn... step outta the toilet swirl

 

[Flynn]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

 

[Flynn]

@Succubus, it’s an honor to be called fat. You’re not “someone” until you’ve been labeled fat by these guys lol

Says the broad who can down three egg McMuffins like a two dollar shot.

You know when they lipo your ass they're gonna point at your head and tell you;

"We gotta start here first", right?

Shiiit, my heffer ass can eat! I ain’t ashamed to say it.

(Looks at pics of Flea with fat gurl selfie angle)

Looking like a kicked in milk carton, you sure as shit better not be ashamed of it.

Do you actually take showers? Or do you just go to the auto body shop and let them spray a new coat of flesh on you?

What do you dress your fupa up for on Halloween? A haystack?

You mean this one? The one that sent your brother Pickles so off the chain, he started countless threads dedicated to my fatness?

Don’t diss the fupa, hater!

Damn!

Looks like my dead gold fish. Except my gold fish was smarter and more articulate when speaking to me.

Oh look, you bonded out.

Or is it that jail officials let you out because they couldn't stand the smell anymore and you turn water to steam upon contact?

Go lather on more Old Spice, then you might at least smell like an old man, rather than just sounding and looking like one.

Old spice? Only welfare recipients would even mention such a thing.

??

Now. Explain to me this factual statement?

Or will you come up "short" once again? No pun intended.

Oh, fuck you. The "pun" was totally intended.

English not spoken in your jail cell or something?

So you can't explain your incredibly stupid comment about how only "welfare recipients know about Old Spice aftershave?"

YOu need someone to explain basic english to you?

You don't get out much when you're not being transported back to prison eh Flynn?

Still you can't explain.

I see. That's probably also what you said to Dovey when you found out she has a bigger dick than you.

Don't get stuck in a rut of monotony again flynn

you can do it, look at me flynn... step outta the toilet swirl

Tell Dovey at least I have my children.

Was that what you were talking about?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

dumb post

 

[Flynn]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

and much dirtier too

 

[Flynn]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

dumb post

Now you know how we all feel everytime you and Dovey have a bowel movement.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

dumb post

Now you know how we all feel everytime you and Dovey have a bowel movement.

detached?

 

[Flynn]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

and much dirtier too

Didn't I just say they were "dirty?"

Dovey MUST be behind the Biggie Clamshell account.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

and much dirtier too

Didn't I just say they were "dirty?"

Dovey MUST be behind the Biggie Clamshell account.

The word too giving you difficulty?

Not surprising for a preschool dropout

 

[Master]

Does anybody remember when Flynn told someone at BH she would send them her thong so he swallow it, choke and die and the cause of death would have been Flynn?

I miss those days

 

[The Cuntess]

Does anybody remember when Flynn told someone at BH she would send them her thong so he swallow it, choke and die and the cause of death would have been Flynn?

I miss those days

I remember when she called me the TDT cabana boy. I nearly died

 

[Adam Hitler]

:facepalm:

My dirty panties are taller than you.

and much dirtier too

We're talking Hazmat suit level.

 

[Succubus]

Hang on to your confidence, Kevin. It may be of value one day within the next, idk, say 100,000 years from now?

Are your fallopian tubes connected to your brain and every "time of the month" you lose a little bit of brain matter along with bloody discharge?

Cleaning out the pipes, if you will?

When you die, will your toe tag of reason of death resemble a kids menu from Carl Jr's, Chewbacca?

I have you know I don't have a time of the month anymore. I'm one of the lucky one's. The last birth control I was on fixed that for me. ;)

 

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

 

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Put the fucking cup of noodles down and read the thread like it's a bistro menu, thundathighs.

I'm flaming everyone in this thread, from keebler elf's like Peggy, to the monstrosity of the land whale that is Sccumuncher.

You want this shit in needle point braille so it hurts even more when you swipe?

Noodles??? Did you mention noodles?? Ahhhh, Kevin's expertise ......

 

[Succubus]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

Probably him.

Of course they need to tag team. King fartini can't flame by himself? I thought he was supposed to be the king of flaming or some shit???

Are you trying to get my attention?

All you had to do was jump through the rings in your marine habitat.

I would have noticed an obese Orca trying to jump out of the water.

If not for that thing called gravity.

"SHAVE!!!!!"

 

[Master]

Who in the hell invited Flynn to noodle dicks nightmare?

What nightmare?

I'm slapping you clowns around like you all owe me back rent and I'm trying to evict you.


Wait...

Speaking of clowns.....Flynn escaped the circus police after she was caught trying to fuck the monkeys. I wonder if there's a reward for her capture?

For Flynn? Once the car gets pulled over the cops will shine the flashlight into the trunk where she's hiding then tell the driver to leave the state.

I like Flynn tho, she's a mean ass bitch

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Does anybody remember when Flynn told someone at BH she would send them her thong so he swallow it, choke and die and the cause of death would have been Flynn?

I miss those days

Remember when kids used to breakdance on the subway & your bathroom was mold free ?


Good times