The Tower (no, not the one in the Tarot deck)

[Levon]

My 2-year-old grandson built this. I told him "nice job" and then I took half of it down and put it in the next room.
He cried, so I told him "this is SOCIALISM...don't let them bring it here!!"

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "not in MY America."

 

[Levon]

Then a bald eagle swooped down, replaced the top of the tower with a golden dome, and left, all while the national anthem was playing from nowhere.

Then the tower clapped and cheered.

 

[Admin.]

My 2-year-old grandson built this. I told him "nice job" and then I took half of it down and put it in the next room.
He cried, so I told him "this is SOCIALISM...don't let them bring it here!!"

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "not in MY America."

And that little Boy grew up to become Steve Bannon...feel old yet?

 

[Levon]

I let my 3 year old other grandson build a tower later. I told him "good job" and took half of it. I told him, “That’s capitalism. I provided the materials and the space for you to build it.” Then I took the other half to pay for his rent and food.

 

[LotusBud]

My 2-year-old grandson built this. I told him "nice job" and then I took half of it down and put it in the next room.
He cried, so I told him "this is SOCIALISM...don't let them bring it here!!"

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "not in MY America."

Why would you teach your grandson that socialism is about tearing things down when actually it's the opposite? SMH

 

[Adam Hitler]

When do you plan on filling him about the Jewish Question? Around the age of 5 or 6 is probably a good time and by then the lil guy should have grown a decent head of blonde hair for an SS cut.

 

[Levon]

Why would you teach your grandson that socialism is about tearing things down when actually it's the opposite? SMH

In the same spirit of shitposting I started the thread with, did you note there are two grandsons? They are cousins, not brothers. I'm indoctrinating one of them as a rightie and the other as a leftie so that after I'm gone, their family reunions will still be interesting.

 

[Levon]

When do you plan on filling him about the Jewish Question? Around the age of 5 or 6 is probably a good time and by then the lil guy should have grown a decent head of blonde hair for an SS cut.

Save that for your own family members. The only blondes in my family are girls.

 

[Adam Hitler]

So you're blonde?

Tits or GTFO.

 

[Levon]

GTFO.

NO YUO

 

[Admin.]

So you're blonde?

Tits or GTFO.

If you were a gay man in the IDF and so was I, would you find me attractive?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

 

[The Countess]

I thought that was my den for a second. Toys everywhere

 

[Levon]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

I don't know you very much, but aren't you always "on the sniff" yourself?

 

[Frood]

My 2-year-old grandson built this. I told him "nice job" and then I took half of it down and put it in the next room.
He cried, so I told him "this is SOCIALISM...don't let them bring it here!!"

He looked me dead in the eye and said, "not in MY America."

Why would you teach your grandson that socialism is about tearing things down when actually it's the opposite? SMH

The end result of socialism is communism, and it destroys everything.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

I don't know you very much, but aren't you always "on the sniff" yourself?

I dunno but your copy pasta thread is a shithouse...

 

[Frood]

So you're blonde?

Tits or GTFO.

If you were a gay man in the IDF and so was I, would you find me attractive?

Would he even be able to spot you when you'd be surrounded by bare and thrusting Muslim buttocks?

 

[Levon]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

I don't know you very much, but aren't you always "on the sniff" yourself?

I dunno but your copy pasta thread is a shithouse...

I was curious to see who might be attracted by the aroma
...and enter drooling.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

I don't know you very much, but aren't you always "on the sniff" yourself?

I dunno but your copy pasta thread is a shithouse...

I was curious to see who might be attracted by the aroma
...and enter drooling.

Ok boomer

 

[Adam Hitler]

Sling it Aidsmin, this isn't grinder, go on the sniff somewhere else.

I don't know you very much, but aren't you always "on the sniff" yourself?

I dunno but your copy pasta thread is a shithouse...

I was curious to see who might be attracted by the aroma
...and enter drooling.

So which faggot from Creamy Butthole Ticklers are you?

You all become difficult to identify and just kind of blend into a cloud of lavender smoke and HIV.

 

[Levon]

I thought that was my den for a second. Toys everywhere

Yes, if you count the kick toys who can't figure out what to do with a thread that offers "CONTENT."