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Hello. It's me, Flynn. I interrupted regularly scheduled programming for The Weed Report. I, at one time had a Weekly Weed Report here, but you know...life. Anyhoo, I think I'm going to start this topic up again.

For those who do not know me, I live in Washington State, perhaps the most Liberal state in the nation. With mainly Democrats at the helm, us Washingtonian's are afforded some perks. One of those is the passing of Initiative 502, the legalization of Marijuana on a retail level. Gone are the days of getting weed from strangers in creepy back alleys. Also, no need to meet weirdos off Craigslist. Yep, now it's like buying groceries. Hell, there's a pot shop on every single block in Seattle, you can't throw a rock in Washington without hitting a Starbucks, Teriyaki shop, and Weed Stores.

Now the recreational user has soo many options. There are 1/8ths that go for $8 and $18 ounces, so whatever your budget, there's something for everyone. With that being said, here is my latest goodie pick up.

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The flower is from a company called, "Lifted." Lifted is a local company that has been around since the early 2000's. Lifted has The Signature Line, The Luxury Line, and The Small Batch Line. I got the Designer Runtz. It's an Indica leaning hybrid. It smells of fruity melodies, with a strong Kush vibe. As far as looks go, it's better than most, but isn't going to win any awards. The smoke is the real star of the show. It tastes like butterscotch and Red Vines, and towards the end there are earthy tones that gently caress the taste buds as it gently melts away. The high is spectacular. At first you slowly feel it behind your eyes, as the cotton mouth kicks in. 15 minutes later the couch lock takes effect, and then 30 minutes later munchies show up. This is fantastic herb. It hits the same, and after 23 buys of this product it's consistent, which is unheard of. These are top shelf buds that are dark green and sticky. The tri-combs make it look like the bud was dipped in glass dust. Held up the the light, the colas sparkle like Christmas trees on Christmas. I would recommend this brand and this strain for newcomers and veterans alike. As with most things in life, you get what you pay for. Lifted is not a cheap brand.

3.5 grams costs $89.00
7 grams costs $170.00
14 grams costs $300.00
28 grams costs $550.00

Not very cheap, but well worth it.

Next, I purchased a vape cart. The brand is Plaid Jacket another high end brand. The strain is called, "Power," another Indica leaning hybrid. The vape cart is Live Resin with Melted Diamonds and added Terpenes, which make for a great and heavy smoke. The oil is very clear, which a good sign of quality. The first hit tastes tastes of floral notes along with a glimmer of a Kush taste. The high is instantaneous. It starts with the body tingling, and after that for 25 minutes you cannot move. Again,I would recommend this cart, but only if you have a good quality vape battery.

Prices start at $82.00 for a one gram vape cartridge.
 

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The best of the best hovers around $30O Canadian an ounce
I mean the real quality exotic strains go for $450
Thats black market which kills the legal market in quality
 
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The best of the best hovers around $30O Canadian an ounce
I mean the real quality exotic strains go for $450
Thats black market which kills the legal market in quality

I don't know. $300 is pretty steep. I know there's good weed out there for $100 an ounce.

Even the strains like 'Alaskan Thunder Fuck' and 'White Widow," if can be found aren't worth $300 a zip.
 

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I don't know. $300 is pretty steep. I know there's good weed out there for $100 an ounce.

Even the strains like 'Alaskan Thunder Fuck' and 'White Widow," if can be found aren't worth $300 a zip.
The strain name doesn’t make it cost more, it’s how good that particular grower grows a strain
 
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The strain name doesn’t make it cost more, it’s how good that particular grower grows a strain

Maybe not n your neck of the woods. Here, if you say Blue Dream or Dutch Treat, people will buy that up even if it is oregano.
 

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Maybe not n your neck of the woods. Here, if you say Blue Dream or Dutch Treat, people will buy that up even if it is oregano.
For eXample, you can get a blue dream here from $3 a gram all the way up to $13 or so, it all depends on the cure the genetics, bag appeal and of course potency and taste all factors a good grower knows how to maximize, and also minimize the least desirable traits like seeds, fluffy buds and disease … I’m an 8 and half outta 10 outdoor grower, every year I get better .. but the mold Fuxk, late in the season the plants are too wet early until what little sun there is dries them, last year I used an electric leaf blower every morning worked very well no mold
 

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For eXample, you can get a blue dream here from $3 a gram all the way up to $13 or so, it all depends on the cure the genetics, bag appeal and of course potency and taste all factors a good grower knows how to maximize, and also minimize the least desirable traits like seeds, fluffy buds and disease … I’m an 8 and half outta 10 outdoor grower, every year I get better .. but the mold Fuxk, late in the season the plants are too wet early until what little sun there is dries them, last year I used an electric leaf blower every morning worked very well no mold
Don't you have fans going all the time?
 
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For eXample, you can get a blue dream here from $3 a gram all the way up to $13 or so, it all depends on the cure the genetics, bag appeal and of course potency and taste all factors a good grower knows how to maximize, and also minimize the least desirable traits like seeds, fluffy buds and disease … I’m an 8 and half outta 10 outdoor grower, every year I get better .. but the mold Fuxk, late in the season the plants are too wet early until what little sun there is dries them, last year I used an electric leaf blower every morning worked very well no mold

Seeing that Blue Dream went out of circulation in the 2000's, and it's been cross-bred the fuck out of, there is no Blue Dream. If anything it's now a hybrid probably bred with that shitty runtz strain.

Outdoor weed can have great bag appeal, and can be fire, but for the most part it's crap. Genetics is the most important denominator, you have to have good breeding if you want quality. In today's day and age, all these tier 4 growers are just in it for the money. Even shitty weed, I mean garbage sells for $8 an 1/8th. The craftsmanship has gone out the window. For these 200 acre facilities, being able to grow out and harvest every 4-6 months is the important thing for them. Growing small batch designer bud isn't a money maker, mediocre smoke makes more cash in the long run.

If you're having issues with mold or pests, invest in a greenhouse. That's what you get with an outdoor grow. What I use is a Windex spray bottle soaked with about 20 cigarette butts. Then I drain the water and lose the butts and put the water back into the spray bottle. The nicotine water works very well and doesn't hurt the plant at all. Another thing you can do in the Summer months is play music. I played Enya on a loop in one of my grow rooms, and it turned out to be one of my biggest yields.
 
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That's why you have issues. You're probably that guy that doesn't even trim the buds.
LOL my plants are my babies I trim them to allow air circulation as needed
 

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Who gives a fuck what that Islamic leech thinks.
I’m just sayin LOL
Why you always gotta be beatin’ peeps upside their skullz BAHAHAHAA