the woes of a BOUNCER

[Master]

Once I went to a club called Rock and Roll Heaven
yeah we were listening to the band and my buddy starts with a bouncer, needless to say we were shown the door which was up some maybe 4o steps ... I turned around and did a flying dropkick down those steps and the fucking bouncer caught me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I was there in his arms like a babe and I sucker punched him right in the fucking face ahahahahahahahahah He dropped me and we ran GOOD TIMES !


fucking BOUNCERS .. the tards of the night

A. I don't believe you.
A real bouncer would have killed you if you did that.

B. Aryan isn't and never was a bouncer

Ha ha just because you're a KNOB gobbling COWARD doen;t mean we all are hmmkay ..it's really quite a simple story, are'REAL BOUNCERS' SERIAL KILLERS OR SOMETHING YOU nutsac ?? the faggit that thinks he has power over others caught me I punched him .. you would have most likely sucked his dick

Save your fucking tall tales, gimp. If you threw hands at one bouncer you would have been beaten down by all of them, you stupid, lying mong.

Who are you trying to impress with this delusion?

ha ha

impress
with a story from my youth ? I'm sorry it doesn't involve a dick and a video game which is much more your speed big feller but I can assure you every word is true ... as well as the part about you sucking him off had it been you

In that rotting shell of a thing you call a mind, perhaps.

But irl, nah.

The term is called “weird flex”. Some convoluted story about going full on pro wrestler with a bouncer just doesn’t cut it from somebody who works in the industry.

Unless…..of course you went to a bar filled with sissies. That, I could believe. You would fit right in with a bunch of corn fed purse swingers.

But seriously, reading between the lines of this fragile synopsis I’m betting they rang the bell behind the bar and some dude palmed your head and used you for a midget toss.

sayin

full wrestler ??
a drunken leap, a landing an ensuing punch and run you cheesey dick... get off my case fruitlOOp LOL

fuck it just drives me ANUTS that a dude with a Slvester voice is hasslin' moi ha ha ha ha I slap your voice straight

You can’t even think straight, you gutless queer bait, let alone do anything to me.

You don’t even know the difference between a bar and a dive.

You got called out by somebody who works the industry for fabricating a story because a bouncer hurt your feels and to not feel like a lil bitch you hyperinflated it into some sort of physical confrontation. Of which, just by looking at your pic for a second I could tell was false.

srsly, who do you think believes that garbage? Your chances of getting mauled by a woman in above average shape are extremely high let alone a bouncer.

sayin

 

[Master]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

drank with Sabastin Bach a few times there, was a friend of my buddys, does that burn you under your knob you faggiT LOLOLOL

I love that you get bothered by my TRUE STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I did coke with Shirley Manson from the band Garbage.

You can hang out with dudes, bruh. I’m good

 

[X]

why do you aim so many pointless words at me ?
like I mean like SO MANY lmao
It won't change my past in which I punched a BOUNCER .. I'm very sorry log sniffer, perhaps if your wrists weren't so dainty you to could partake in manly activities

 

[X]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

drank with Sabastin Bach a few times there, was a friend of my buddys, does that burn you under your knob you faggiT LOLOLOL

I love that you get bothered by my TRUE STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I did coke with Shirley Manson from the band Garbage.

You can hang out with dudes, bruh. I’m good

You sound like a cokehead ... did you also ingest the jizz of the druggies around you ??

it wood explain alot

 

[X]

hey limptini
why the high regard of a bouncer ??

my God you are a fierce protector of the juicehead .. did One let you use his BACKDOOR

 

[Master]

why do you aim so many pointless words at me ?
like I mean like SO MANY lmao
It won't change my past in which I punched a BOUNCER .. I'm very sorry log sniffer, perhaps if your wrists weren't so dainty you to could partake in manly activities

Reading comprehension that hard, buffoon?

You can beat up invisible bouncers but can’t focus enough to read words on a screen?

Sounds legit

You big mad or little mad?

 

[Master]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

drank with Sabastin Bach a few times there, was a friend of my buddys, does that burn you under your knob you faggiT LOLOLOL

I love that you get bothered by my TRUE STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I did coke with Shirley Manson from the band Garbage.

You can hang out with dudes, bruh. I’m good

You sound like a cokehead ... did you also ingest the jizz of the druggies around you ??

it wood explain alot

Looking big mad with a three post panic…

 

[X]

why do you aim so many pointless words at me ?
like I mean like SO MANY lmao
It won't change my past in which I punched a BOUNCER .. I'm very sorry log sniffer, perhaps if your wrists weren't so dainty you to could partake in manly activities

Reading comprehension that hard, buffoon?

You can beat up invisible bouncers but can’t focus enough to read words on a screen?

Sounds legit

You big mad or little mad?

FUCK THAT MAN !!

too many words short attention span couple that with the fact you have a super retarded voice that I tend to read your posts in and yeah it lasts like one sentence

 

[X]

This was the other bar we fucked with the tough guy BOUNCERS ha ha ggod times

That’s not a bar.

That’s a dive.

Now I 100% believe you are full of a shit cocktail

drank with Sabastin Bach a few times there, was a friend of my buddys, does that burn you under your knob you faggiT LOLOLOL

I love that you get bothered by my TRUE STORIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I did coke with Shirley Manson from the band Garbage.

You can hang out with dudes, bruh. I’m good

You sound like a cokehead ... did you also ingest the jizz of the druggies around you ??

it wood explain alot

Looking big mad with a three post panic…

I can do 44 doesn't mean shit ... just means I have fuck all to do

 

[X]

are you of the rainbow people ??

wrists of twig

 

[X]

is this 3 now ??

 

[X]

My girlfriend told me to say sorry to you Mr.Tini
so fuck dewd I guess I'm sorry I pissed you off with tales of my youth, perhaps had you been there you too could have grown up a man

 

[Master]

/\ that's called a meltdown

Bravo

 

[X]

is it ?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I remember when Mongtini claimed he had a job in some high end joint as a barman and it turned out that he worked in the kitchen flipping burgers Lulz.

 

[X]

I remember when Mongtini claimed he had a job in some high end joint as a barman and it turned out that he worked in the kitchen flipping burgers Lulz.

did he ever burn his labia ??