Things i saw in the sb today

[Frood]

Bastard Factory Bridgerton.

Be thankful @Fredricka is still here in Meltdown.

Lily is gone. George from Pizza Hut is MIA. Lotusbud is stuck in politics limbo.

It's a fucking sausage fest. Only real men can appreciate the sheer stupidity of continuing to call each other fags on this here web.

Let her pop off. Even if she's just squirting. Because it's something we can never do.

Fred's shoutbox diarrhea.... ?

 

[Fredricka]

Bastard Factory Bridgerton.

Be thankful @Fredricka is still here in Meltdown.

Lily is gone. George from Pizza Hut is MIA. Lotusbud is stuck in politics limbo.

It's a fucking sausage fest. Only real men can appreciate the sheer stupidity of continuing to call each other fags on this here web.

Let her pop off. Even if she's just squirting. Because it's something we can never do.

I quite miss lily's moaning and nagging and flynnns yappiness. I hope they're back soon

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I quite miss lily's moaning and nagging and flynnns yappiness. I hope they're back soon

I miss them two loudmouthed broads too.

 

[Fredricka]

Fred's shoutbox diarrhea.... ?

This thread is why you haven't posted in the sb in ages. Booooook bok bok

 

[Frood]

Most chicks can't hang on the boards... the required faux animosity and creativity doesn't naturally lend itself to those with XX chromosomes... except the odd exceptions we influenced/trained up a couple decades ago..

Flea, George from Pizza Hut, Dove, Bruce (Cardtrick), (F)eral, and even Cassandra's Curse (with her amazingly funny chops).... and of course my dear friend Caskur. Caskur wasn't who ppl thought she was... she had a very wicked sense of humour.

Dumb chicks like Fat Lilly, Locustbug, and Athalia (Fred) could never pull strips off any of those chicks.

 

[Frood]

This thread is why you haven't posted in the sb in ages. Booooook bok bok

^^^ this is why you'll remain a farm league flamer for the remainder of your lackluster presence online....

 

[Fredricka]

^^^ this is why you'll remain a farm league flamer for the remainder of your lackluster presence online....

Because I scared you out of the sb? Lol, ok woman hater

 

[Frood]

Because I scared you out of the sb? Lol, ok woman hater

Scared? Woman hater?

You ain't all that, toots....

 

[Fredricka]

Scared? Woman hater?

You ain't all that, toots....

Post in the sb then, give me something to report in this thread. I'm feeling a bit jounalisty tonight

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Bastard Factory Bridgerton.

Be thankful @Fredricka is still here in Meltdown.

Lily is gone. George from Pizza Hut is MIA. Lotusbud is stuck in politics limbo.

It's a fucking sausage fest. Only real men can appreciate the sheer stupidity of continuing to call each other fags on this here web.

Let her pop off. Even if she's just squirting. Because it's something we can never do.

There are other girls here, maybe not as frequent as Fred, though

Dovey, Murdy, Cuntess, X...

 

[Frood]

Post in the sb then, give me something to report in this thread. I'm feeling a bit jounalisty tonight

I farted just before. I did it in the SB. Huff mah fumes, lackey!

 

[Frood]

There are other girls here, maybe not as frequent as Fred, though

Dovey, Murdy, Cuntess, X...

Murdy is a drunken spazz most of the time. She tries to string words together like the males did sober decades ago and to much more humorous effect.... because.... bECAUSE..beCAUSE..BECAUSE... bueller!

Most chicks can't hang with dudes in locker room type chats. I've trained my youngest up but it's taken tens of thousands of hours for her to cope and counter with XY speak.

An example of my dedication is whenever her teacher or classmates see a bug, spider, or cockroach in her classroom and freak out.

My youngest assesses the bug or spider, and either grabs it to release it, or kill it. If the school has a wandering cockroach (native or imported), off comes her shoe and Kill Bill style happens. Some have actually tried to bully her after she saved them from shrieking more, and they called her a killer near immediately... lol

 

[Fredricka]

Murdy is a drunken spazz most of the time like me. She tries to string words together like me, we're 2 peas in a pod. Yadda yadda, women hating blah, ME ME MEEEE, boring stuff nobody cares about

Fixed

 

[Frood]

Fixed

Ok, Reformed Gypsy Karen....

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Murdy is a drunken spazz most of the time. She tries to string words together like the males did sober decades ago and to much more humorous effect.... because.... bECAUSE..beCAUSE..BECAUSE... bueller!

Most chicks can't hang with dudes in locker room type chats. I've trained my youngest up but it's taken tens of thousands of hours for her to cope and counter with XY speak.

An example of my dedication is whenever her teacher or classmates see a bug, spider, or cockroach in her classroom and freak out.

My youngest assesses the bug or spider, and either grabs it to release it, or kill it. If the school has a wandering cockroach (native or imported), off comes her shoe and Kill Bill style happens. Some have actually tried to bully her after she saved them from shrieking more, and they called her a killer near immediately... lol

LOL

The cockroaches here are wild, I don't mind them

But the ones who live in the city, I fucking hate those, like pretty much 99% of Brazilians

They dwell in the sewers, os they're really hard to get rid of. Even if you pump the sewer pipes full of poison, they get out of there and hide. Usually you just make sure they don't get inside your home. They're fucking nasty, they leave little trails of poop and they stink, they leave their stench on things where they awl. Not to mention they like to get on while you sleeping and they're known to eat your buggers inside your nose or even bite your lips. They're stuff of nightmares. They are huge too, they can get up to 5 cm

 

[Frood]

LOL

The cockroaches here are wild, I don't mind them

But the ones who live in the city, I fucking hate those, like pretty much 99% of Brazilians

They dwell in the sewers, os they're really hard to get rid of. Even if you pump the sewer pipes full of poison, they get out of there and hide. Usually you just make sure they don't get inside your home. They're fucking nasty, they leave little trails of poop and they stink, they leave their stench on things where they awl. Not to mention they like to get on while you sleeping and they're known to eat your buggers inside your nose or even bite your lips. They're stuff of nightmares. They are huge too, they can get up to 5 cm

5 cm?

That's barely two inches long. How about their antennas?

Our natives have multiple extensions off their heads that can easily go 6-9 inches more. I've found this out the hard way a few times when I put my cup on the ground in the bush around a fire, then got a mouthful of antennas when trying to take a sip of liquor. It was gross... still is gross.. but what can you do except drink more hard liquor in order to kill anything you might have been mouth infected with.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I lived in Florida they had big bugs too. That's why I became an Orkin Man for a while in another life long ago.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Is that the kind you're talking about? That's supposed to be the australian version, but it seems identical to the ones we have here

 

[Frood]

When I lived in Florida they had big bugs too. That's why I became an Orkin Man for a while in another life long ago.

There's so many poisonous bugs here it's crazy, but if you eventually let the dice roll, you're more likely to be hit by lightning or the winning lottery numbers.

 

[Frood]

Is that the kind you're talking about? That's supposed to be the australian version, but it seems identical to the ones we have here

Imagine antennas 3 times that size, and the body is in a lighter dry camo tone.

 

[Fredricka]

Management please delete this creepy disgusting stuff out of my thread, that includes froods flatus. Thanks

 

[Seamajor]

Imagine antennas 3 times that size, and the body is in a lighter dry camo tone.

Looks like killer fishing bait.

 

[Fredricka]

Imagine antennas 3 times that size, and the body is in a lighter dry camo tone.

You can't even see the whole antennae in that pic how do you know your cockroach antennae are 3 times the size?

 

[Frood]

You can't even see the whole antennae in that pic how do you know your cockroach antennae are 3 times the size?

Because when a native Australian cockroach is in your cup in the dark, you'll know it 6-18 inches before you try to take a sip. It's a face fuck flurry.


So gross... probably like going down on a gypsy vag.