Things I want to do or see before I die that probably won't happen

[wizer]

I'm rapidly approaching my 7th decade of life, my birthday is next week. "Old" by some or by even most standards.

I'm still in great shape with no major physical or mental problems at least that I'm aware of, and I actively hike, bike, kayak and I especially enjoy scuba diving.

That much being said there are a few things that probably won't happen because the opportunities have come and gone and face it our options become more limited as we get older for a variety of reasons.

Here's a short list of my "wanted to do but probably won't ever do", inspired by a post made by another member on an unrelated thread.

1- Fuck a hot young black chick and cum all over face and watch it drip down her dark skinned cheeks, in and out of her dark lips and onto her full breasts, onto and off of her hard large nipples. After that I don't care where it ends up as long as she cleans up the mess and lets me go to sleep.

2- A FFM threesome, which includes me fucking both of them alternatively, watching them kiss each other and then blow me and I climax all over their faces while they tongue kiss with cum dripping out of their mouths. Yes there's a common theme here.

3- Slalom waterski but with getting up out of the water on one ski, not starting with two skis and dropping one- I've done that many times but starting on one ski is damn near impossible for me and I don't think I've got the leg strength anymore to even attempt it and if I couldn't do it at 20 what makes me think I can do it at close to 60.

4- See a thread stay on topic at bastardfactory that isn't derailed by one member calling another member a homosexual and telling them to go suck some cock.


We can dream..

Whats your list of "wanted to do but probably never will do"?

 

[Succubus]

Visit Ireland and Scotland.

 

[Lily]

You can pay for #1 & #2.

As for the give up on, not there yet.

 

[Lily]

Visit Ireland and Scotland.

That can happen. Why couldn't it?

 

[mastersplither]

Win the World Series of poker

Own a pro sports team

Walk the Via Dolorosa

Hike the Stampede Trail

Survive in the African bush with minimal supplies for weeks

See the Roman Colosseum

 

[Lokmar]

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

BTW, getting up on a slalom is easy if you have a high horsepower boat pulling you.

 

[wizer]

BTW, getting up on a slalom is easy if you have a high horsepower boat pulling you.

EasiER maybe but still difficult. I've tried it with all types of boats. Just didn't seem to have the arm strength or the coordination to keep that one ski straight against the forces pulling it in all different directions and couldn't get it straight and enough of myself out of the water before the pulling on my arms got to be too much.

 

[Succubus]

Visit Ireland and Scotland.

That can happen. Why couldn't it?

I don't fly.

 

[Succubus]

Win the World Series of poker

Own a pro sports team

Walk the Via Dolorosa

Hike the Stampede Trail

Survive in the African bush with minimal supplies for weeks

See the Roman Colosseum

You play poker? I've been playing the WSOP app for 3 years now. I've played poker on the weekends with friends, too.

 

[Lily]

Visit Ireland and Scotland.

That can happen. Why couldn't it?

I don't fly.

There are Transatlantic Cruises.

 

[wizer]

I don't fly.

Anxiety disorder?

There's meds for that. Might not fix it but can't help to try. Therapy would take way too long to even maybe be effective.

My girlfriends older sister has that problem. She was once on a flight and had a panic attack so bad they had to divert the flight.

She always talks about how "next year she's going to try it again" and the family is like "yeah ok Honey have some more wine".

She and her husband own a place in Florida and they drive there from NY several times per year. He's freaking sick of all the driving but what are you gonna do?

 

[wizer]

There are Transatlantic Cruises.

I was going to say that in my post but totally forgot.

Yes an airplane isn't the only way to get off the continent.

But it's by far the fastest.

 

[Succubus]

I don't fly.

Anxiety disorder?

There's meds for that. Might not fix it but can't help to try. Therapy would take way too long to even maybe be effective.

My girlfriends older sister has that problem. She was once on a flight and had a panic attack so bad they had to divert the flight.

She always talks about how "next year she's going to try it again" and the family is like "yeah ok Honey have some more wine".

She and her husband own a place in Florida and they drive there from NY several times per year. He's freaking sick of all the driving but what are you gonna do?

I have severe anxiety. I do take meds. It's the thought of a plane crashing and not to mention my fear of heights. Lol.

 

[Lokmar]

BTW, getting up on a slalom is easy if you have a high horsepower boat pulling you.

EasiER maybe but still difficult. I've tried it with all types of boats. Just didn't seem to have the arm strength or the coordination to keep that one ski straight against the forces pulling it in all different directions and couldn't get it straight and enough of myself out of the water before the pulling on my arms got to be too much.

Personally, I've found that keeping my arms close to my body and legs tucked helped too.

 

[wizer]

Personally, I've found that keeping my arms close to my body and legs tucked helped too.

I'm going to store that little bit of knowledge away so that in the unlikely event I meet a young hot black chick with a high powered ski boat I can cross a few items off my list all at once.

 

[mastersplither]

Win the World Series of poker

Own a pro sports team

Walk the Via Dolorosa

Hike the Stampede Trail

Survive in the African bush with minimal supplies for weeks

See the Roman Colosseum

You play poker? I've been playing the WSOP app for 3 years now. I've played poker on the weekends with friends, too.

Hell yes I love it. I've been in some small tournaments.

 

[Dove]

Visit Ireland and Scotland.

That can happen. Why couldn't it?

I don't fly.

We have pharmaceuticals for that.

I was terrified of flying. Never had been on a plane. Never wanted to get on a plane. I even got anxiety in air ports.

Then when I was living in FL....one of my best friends in MI suddenly died of a heart attack. At 34. He had a heart condition that was never found...doctors dismissed his symptoms as anxiety. Yes a lawsuit was had. Anyway

I couldnt just NOT attend the funeral. So....i had no choice but to get on a plane.

I was in a pretty dysfunctional relationship and he had my money in his bank account and wouldnt let me get to it. So i was venting that to Big. And Big was like "Oh HELL no" and he jumped online and bought the plane ticket. I didnt ask him to...the just did. He was pissed off by what I was telling him.

SO i had that added obligation now. I had NO choice but to get on plane. I'm not gonna tell Big I was too much a bitch pussy and he wasted money. Once I was in the air port and started freaking I really planned out a whole elaborate lie to tell him to make him think i went. But I planned it out as I got on the plane and sat down lol. I really was sitting thinking about how to get out of that plane ride without admitting I'm that level coward. And how I'm going to have to be THAT level piece of shit to lie about something like that lol. And i was grieving. I just accepted i was about to be doing something I was terrified of doing. I cant lie well, not to people I respect and care about. But i did feel a bit better plotting it

So I had some xanax that I had obtained through illegal means and I all but snorted it upon entering the airport. Then some older men sat next to me who were kinda drunk, a bit loud, and were pilots themselves and thier dirty jokes and general laid back attitude really helped. They bought me a drink(I had told them it was my first flight and I was terrified).

Let me tell you, as soon as it took off....I was completely freaked until I looked out the window. It was actually awesome. I was a whole different person after that and i would totally do it again. It's really not scary at all. I know how that sounds because i was once that person who would get told the same things about flying and dismissed it immediately because that fear is awful. But once you are on the plane and up there it's nothing like how you imagine it. It even feels safe.

It's so not scary at all. You should definately still just go travel and ignore the fear of the plane and just go do it. I'd rather fly across the ocean than sail.

I get it. I literally never would have set foot on a plane if not for those overwhelming circumstances that really gave me no outs. The sad thing is my friend who died used to tell me all the time he was going to get me over my fear of flying. And he really did. Just not in the way he intended to.

Seriously once you are up there the fear you have of it seems SO SILLY. DONT limit yourself over that. It's not worth missing opportunities. It really isnt.

You could try a very short flight. Like get a friend and grab an hour flight somewhere and so you see what it's really like without being trapped for hours.

Once I got back to FL, I packed and left and drove back to MI. Guy was a major fucking asshole and i was completely unhappy with him.

 

[Dove]

I don't fly.

Anxiety disorder?

There's meds for that. Might not fix it but can't help to try. Therapy would take way too long to even maybe be effective.

My girlfriends older sister has that problem. She was once on a flight and had a panic attack so bad they had to divert the flight.

She always talks about how "next year she's going to try it again" and the family is like "yeah ok Honey have some more wine".

She and her husband own a place in Florida and they drive there from NY several times per year. He's freaking sick of all the driving but what are you gonna do?

You do xanax. That's what you do lol.

A flight from NY to FL is like....an hour? She could take 4 benedryl tabs and zonk out.

 

[Succubus]

I don't fly.

Anxiety disorder?

There's meds for that. Might not fix it but can't help to try. Therapy would take way too long to even maybe be effective.

My girlfriends older sister has that problem. She was once on a flight and had a panic attack so bad they had to divert the flight.

She always talks about how "next year she's going to try it again" and the family is like "yeah ok Honey have some more wine".

She and her husband own a place in Florida and they drive there from NY several times per year. He's freaking sick of all the driving but what are you gonna do?

You do xanax. That's what you do lol.

A flight from NY to FL is like....an hour? She could take 4 benedryl tabs and zonk out.

Sounds like a plan when I actually board the plane...but wtf do I do BEFORE I get on it, lol.

 

[Dove]

I don't fly.

Anxiety disorder?

There's meds for that. Might not fix it but can't help to try. Therapy would take way too long to even maybe be effective.

My girlfriends older sister has that problem. She was once on a flight and had a panic attack so bad they had to divert the flight.

She always talks about how "next year she's going to try it again" and the family is like "yeah ok Honey have some more wine".

She and her husband own a place in Florida and they drive there from NY several times per year. He's freaking sick of all the driving but what are you gonna do?

You do xanax. That's what you do lol.

A flight from NY to FL is like....an hour? She could take 4 benedryl tabs and zonk out.

Sounds like a plan when I actually board the plane...but wtf do I do BEFORE I get on it, lol.

Pretend it's not actually happening lol

 

[Joe]

I'm rapidly approaching my 7th decade of life, my birthday is next week. "Old" by some or by even most standards.

I'm still in great shape with no major physical or mental problems at least that I'm aware of, and I actively hike, bike, kayak and I especially enjoy scuba diving.

That much being said there are a few things that probably won't happen because the opportunities have come and gone and face it our options become more limited as we get older for a variety of reasons.

Here's a short list of my "wanted to do but probably won't ever do", inspired by a post made by another member on an unrelated thread.

1- Fuck a hot young black chick and cum all over face and watch it drip down her dark skinned cheeks, in and out of her dark lips and onto her full breasts, onto and off of her hard large nipples. After that I don't care where it ends up as long as she cleans up the mess and lets me go to sleep.

2- A FFM threesome, which includes me fucking both of them alternatively, watching them kiss each other and then blow me and I climax all over their faces while they tongue kiss with cum dripping out of their mouths. Yes there's a common theme here.

3- Slalom waterski but with getting up out of the water on one ski, not starting with two skis and dropping one- I've done that many times but starting on one ski is damn near impossible for me and I don't think I've got the leg strength anymore to even attempt it and if I couldn't do it at 20 what makes me think I can do it at close to 60.

4- See a thread stay on topic at bastardfactory that isn't derailed by one member calling another member a homosexual and telling them to go suck some cock.


We can dream..

Whats your list of "wanted to do but probably never will do"?

Of your 'bucket list' fantasies, I could fulfill #1 and #2 for you.

However, I've never had that much of an interest in Black Women.
Sometimes they have nice bodies tho.
I kiseed a Black Woman once. Or should I say...she kissed me.
She was very beautiful, but her luscious lips covered half of my face.
Over twice the size of this:

Her lipstick was smeared from my nose down to by chin.
It was like getting kissed by an eel as she had the suction of one.

 

[Frood]

I'd like to explore the forbidden region of Antarctica...

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd go to Egypt to see the digs.

Fascinating stuff. Too bad it's a place of cut throats.

 

[Frood]

I'd go to Egypt to see the digs.

Fascinating stuff. Too bad it's a place of cut throats.

It would be great to see in person but Egyptology is a fractured science and they can't agree on anything.

 

[Joe]

I'd go to Egypt to see the digs.

Fascinating stuff. Too bad it's a place of cut throats.

I think the men see blonde women as a prize to be devoured in those places:

 

[Frood]

I'd go to Egypt to see the digs.

Fascinating stuff. Too bad it's a place of cut throats.

I think the men see blonde women as a prize to be devoured in those places:

Blondes can be sexy but most of them aren't to me... give me a dark or light haired brunette any day... or even a carrot top....

 

[Omnipotent]

I'd go to Egypt to see the digs.

Fascinating stuff. Too bad it's a place of cut throats.

I think the men see blonde women as a prize to be devoured in those places:

They do. When I was young and sexy, Indians couldn't keep their eyes off me. Too bad I'm old now and can't become a pro...lol, My aunties always said, "Catherine, you're sitting on a fortune" (nasty bitches...lol)...

I think people are attracted to opposites (physically not mentally) and it might be because we all want to be varying shades of brown. Brown skin is optimal. Very black and very white it isn't as attractive as fairer brown skins. Just my observations.

 

[Blurt]

You do xanax. That's what you do lol.

A flight from NY to FL is like....an hour? She could take 4 benedryl tabs and zonk out.

Sounds like a plan when I actually board the plane...but wtf do I do BEFORE I get on it, lol.

1. Fly with someone you trust and are totally comfortable with.
2. Have two glasses of Chardonnay an hour before departure.
3. Pop an Ativan with the second glass of wine.
4. Get your earbuds out and listen to a chillout playlist.
5. Plan to reward yourself for flying once you land.

My (high anxiety) ex had never flown before she had to attend a wedding in India back in 2008 (that's a two-step, 14-hour flight, right there). She did all of the above (and added Tip #6: Crush your boyfriend's knuckles for 14 hours straight) and survived the trip. With, um, flying colours.

She's since been back to India nearly a dozen times (and has, in fact, now traveled all over the world, including to Russia, Bali, Israel, and various European destinations) without even having to pop an Ativan (a supply of which she still keeps in her purse, though, just in case).

It's scary the first time, Sue, but it can quickly become an easy adventure.

 

[Dove]

For me, once I had a few ativans there for emergency panick attacks.....I didnt have panick attacks anymore.

Like Dumbos magic feather. They work so well just having them available is enough. I have had the same 4 ativans stashed for the past 3 years. Havent needed them.

Having something you know will work in case it happens really squashes a lot of anxiety.

 

[Blurt]

For me, once I had a few ativans there for emergency panick attacks.....I didnt have panick attacks anymore.

Like Dumbos magic feather. They work so well just having them available is enough. I have had the same 4 ativans stashed for the past 3 years. Havent needed them.

Having something you know will work in case it happens really squashes a lot of anxiety.

That's what my ex says, too.

Just knowing they're there within reach, she says, is like a security blanket.

She hasn't taken any in forever.

Apparently, she's even laid off the alcohol (I wish this had happened while we were still together; her incipient alcoholism is the main reason I got the hell out of Dodge some eight years into our relationship).