I was actually enjoying this thread when we were talking about food.
I bet you were you fucking hog.
Lol. Nothing you say about me is true. That's why it's so funny. Now, when you can crack on me with some real shit, I would give you your props. Your shit is as grade school as "yo momma" jokes. Still talking out the side of your neck. Just because every other word out of your mouth is a curse word, it doesn't mean you have a real vocabulary. Get schooled bitch.
Post. Your. Picture. Then.
This thread looks like something I flushed down the toilet after eating at a taco stand.
Would that be before or after you saw "E.T." The Extraterrestrial?
Did you happen to see "E.T." fly over a house on a bicycle with Elliot? Well. Did you Moby Bitch?
No. I happened to see ET drop his alien dick in your grand canyon sized vagina hole. Did he have to tie a 2x4 to his ass to stop from falling in? Well did he?
You are fucking retarded aren't you? After flash-kicking your lower denture plate to the outer rings of Saturn, you still come in here with your cornball "lames" and think you're the next Jack Kerouac?
E.T.? Again? Really? Last time it was calling yourself a fictional character out of a cheesy Anne Rice novel. If that wasn't fucking absolute bonkers enough then you run this gambit about using another fictional character not even from this fucking planet to add more morose flavor to your otherwise unappealing posts.
Whatever this is called you're doing, could you please take it somewhere else? Like maybe at the bottom of the South China Sea?
Well, if you didn't look so "extra-terrestrial" with that big ass forehead of yours, ET wouldn't come to mind.....oh wait! Wrong character! You look like one of the fucking Coneheads! Sorry sweety, your flaming skills are irrelevant to me. I don't care about flamers or flaming. I don't care about trolls. How about going out and buying some tampons and Pamprin to go along with that rag of yours?
Okay. So lets see a fucking picture of you. I imagine i'll be waiting for yours and that racist bitch Aryan.
But do on making shitty excuses on why you won't post YOUR picture.
Questions.
#1. How many pounds of make up do you use Boy George? Enough to bake a fucking cake obviously. I know shemales like Rassenkrieg that use less make up than you and he still ends up looking like BEnzo.
#2. What are those two craters that your plaster of Paris makeup skills missed on the right side of that pugilist nose you have? Has NASA sent an orbiter out there yet to measure the size of those massive things on your oily looking skin? How many more doses of Valtryx to get rid of the herpes?
#3. Are you going bald? Speaking of "foreheads," I can see yours through your thinning hair. What are you like 48? 49? How many grandkids do you have? Only old bat shit crazy folk like yourself think that having a bad dye job and then letting it grow out to a two toned color is "okay." It's also a sign you "don't care" or "you are poor" or "both."
#4. What's up with that "haircut?" I've seen wild dogs with better coats than that thing floating atop that empty skull of yours. Who is your stylist? John Deere? Why do all you ghetto sluts always look like you can suck an elephant through a stirring stick?
#5. In my experience "girls" like yourself who wear black are most of the time the size of a baby Wooly Mammoth. I already knew you were a nasty looking bitch and you just confirmed it. Now. Post a picture of your whole body so I can see just how hefty of a "gal" you are.
#6. Why is it cunts like yourself always have to flash trinket "jewelery" worth about $4.99 at Bartell Drugs? Wow! I'm really impressed you can wear some brass/copper that was spray painted gold and then deal with the green "rash" that follows.
In closing. You look like the posterchild for STD's. You need to visit a dermatologist find out if those tumors on your face are cancerous.