This morning I woke up and opened my eyes

[Biggie Smiles]

Do any of you remember me telling you I did that sort of thing? Well today it happened again. I woke up, opened my eyes and got out of bed. After my usual shit, shave and shower routine I Got the leash and took my dog out for a walk in my rather spacious 2 acre yard. So there I am not more than 150ft away from my 16 car driveway when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, my dog begins to squat into a rather familiar position which I've seen thousands of times before and pushes out about three healthy loaves of some nasty nasty. The first one falls flat on the grass, followed about a second or so later by another one which aligned itself perpendicular to the other and took on a bit of an arch as it lied bent over the first.

The third however was positioned about an inch and a half away from the first two as I think my dog got distracted, saw something and kinda forgot he was in the middle of taking a shit.

You had to be there. I'm glad I was. :)

 

[Frood]

Which piece looked like a poster here?

 

[realgrimm]

Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

 

[realgrimm]

Im on topic this thread is a shit thread now..

 

[Frood]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?

Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

 

[Frood]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?

Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?

Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.

Oh c'mon old friend. you make it sound like she's purposely and passive aggressively trying to bait people into mocking her so that her and her legion of sisybois can make like they're victims of some sort around here

I don't buy that crap. Not for one minute I don't

 

[Frood]

THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?

Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.

Oh c'mon old friend. you make it sound like she's purposely and passive aggressively trying to bait people into mocking her so that her and her legion of sisybois can make like they're victims of some sort around here

I don't buy that crap. Not for one minute I don't

Nah.... I think it's just her looking to prop up her diminished self esteem by boasting about nothing of great merit.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No sneers and geers please

this is a serious thread

I really did wake up and open my eyes yesterday

Today too.

I'm rather hopeful that this trend continues tomorrow, but I shall update you all accordingly

when I know, you'll know

 

[Dove]

Well last night as I was laying down and reading, my cat Salem assumed her normal position next to me on the couch.

Curled up and cute and as she started falling asleep, she ripped ass that was so potent it smelled like she took an actual shit on the couch next to me. It had weight to it.

You had to be there.

 

[Dove]

I DID go to the store yesterday.

That's it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

 

[Dove]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

You had to be there!

 

[Dove]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

You had to be there!

I wish I had been!

I had the same thing happen over here but I'm not sure if anyone would have believed it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

You had to be there!

I wish I had been!

I had the same thing happen over here but I'm not sure if anyone would have believed it.

It was one of those things that make breathing worth doing

yanno?

 

[Dove]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

You had to be there!

I wish I had been!

I had the same thing happen over here but I'm not sure if anyone would have believed it.

It was one of those things that make breathing worth doing

yanno?

Breathing makes breathing worth it. Amen.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So check this out.

I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened

can you believe that?

no extra effort whatsoever to get my lungs back in gear. It's like they were preprogrammed to continue inhaling and exhaling while I remained unconscious in my sleep or something.

nature is such a thing isn't it?

Sounds like you are experiencing non philosophical signs of life.

Fascinating!

You had to be there!

I wish I had been!

I had the same thing happen over here but I'm not sure if anyone would have believed it.

It was one of those things that make breathing worth doing

yanno?

Breathing makes breathing worth it. Amen.

It's wings of life -- or so I hear

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Guess what Guise?

I took a shit earlier.

while I was breathing and after waking up this morning

I know, right?

 

[Dove]

I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol

I blink regularly yanno.

like, with no effort whatsoever. It just happens!!!

 

[Dove]

I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol

I blink regularly yanno.

like, with no effort whatsoever. It just happens!!!

I'm dying

Is this one of those schtick thingies people hate us over? Lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol

I blink regularly yanno.

like, with no effort whatsoever. It just happens!!!

I'm dying

Is this one of those schtick thingies people hate us over? Lol

It's the Dovey and Biggie show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao!!!!!!

I just sneezed by the way.

Now can everyone around here say something like that?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I wasn't kidding about the blinking regularly thing

that really does happen.

no troall. scouts honor!

 

[Dove]

I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol

I blink regularly yanno.

like, with no effort whatsoever. It just happens!!!

I'm dying

Is this one of those schtick thingies people hate us over? Lol

It's the Dovey and Biggie show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao!!!!!!

I just sneezed by the way.

Now can everyone around here say something like that?

I just adjusted in my spot. I wasn't even planning that one.....that just happened lol.

 

[realgrimm]

Holy shit my eyes are open right now..

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Holy shit my eyes are open right now..

Stop.

mine too!

what a coincidence eh?