This morning I woke up and opened my eyes

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:LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: At first I was like WTF is he talking about then I clicked that it was just an amazing story that he had to share with us because you can't keep a happening like that to yourself!!!

I've got one guise, so I was expecting a delivery @ 16:30 to 16:45 so it got to 16:36 and no parcel yet and then the doorbell rang and to my utter shock, guess who it was you'll never believe it it was the delivery man with my parcel but the best is yet to come, I signed the electronic thing said thanks and have a great day and swiftly went into the kitchen and began to open my parcel and you'll fuckin never guess what fuckin happened, it was the exact thing that I ordered can you fucking believe that??? What a few minutes of everyday life that I just had to share with you guise!!! wow
 

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Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

When he consumed it was creepier.
I didn't expect that boom! hahaha That stinger's gonna need a good comeback and bookies are saying he's not struggling for one! I forgot! no more bets I'm growing what you may call a crazy habit of talking to myself on a public forum where Im dublin the chance me stupid will show! Me and my pal xylophone I remember the days we just got on, wear's my xylofaggin phone it ain't no fuckin iPhone I bet even that uma sexy yet fleabags iPhone picture has more ram
 
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THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?
Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.
Oh c'mon old friend. you make it sound like she's purposely and passive aggressively trying to bait people into mocking her so that her and her legion of sisybois can make like they're victims of some sort around here

I don't buy that crap. Not for one minute I don't
what yoo should buy are these :Happy5:

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:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
 

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I'm literally sitting right now. Like I thought to myself "I'll think I'll sit for a few" and my body just did it. Like magic. Not much effort at all.

I wanna move and I just do. I cant explain it.

Alright I'm actually tripping myself out now lol
I blink regularly yanno.

like, with no effort whatsoever. It just happens!!!

I'm dying :LOL3:

Is this one of those schtick thingies people hate us over? Lol
lol Noo, more yer WORDULAR mindless rambles are the culprit AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
 

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THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?
Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.
Oh c'mon old friend. you make it sound like she's purposely and passive aggressively trying to bait people into mocking her so that her and her legion of sisybois can make like they're victims of some sort around here

I don't buy that crap. Not for one minute I don't
what yoo should buy are these :Happy5:

productimg
:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
I thought you were posting that at me, oh that would've been a serious bit of seething, Im 6ft 3 mm measured exactly in my center axis are those two mm millimeters? Oh the big 6ft guy has 6ft 3mm
 

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Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

When he consumed it was creepier.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA ... And yoo 'tards think big sosmall has the upper hand LOL not with SEA @ the helm AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That was pretty ghey! with added spunk said in an annoying ghey jewkid smugness that only the tip snatchers of bethlemhem can manage
 

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Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

When he consumed it was creepier.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA ... And yoo 'tards think big sosmall has the upper hand LOL not with SEA @ the helm AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
That was pretty ghey! with added spunk said in an annoying ghey jewkid smugness that only the tip snatchers of bethlemhem can manage


yanno ! Most people jus get fries er a drink
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how many pills did you snort ?
 

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THis is a serious thread, brother.

you should start a thread detailing something really exciting which happened to you today .

@LotusBud started something.

Because nobody has had a person with a foreign name be their neighbour before?
Oh c'mon... you don't think you're being just a little hypercritical here?

SHe was 88. and the black shirt had pearls on it!

pearls bro....

She could have went with some boring monocolor outfit but chose the one with the pearls!

lighten up, man

Ever since LotusBud shit her Californian bed and fled for cleaner pastures it's been, "look at meeeeee!!!!! Look at meeeeeee! I'm a Europeeeeeein!@!!!... me cosmopolitan an shit!"...

It's grimace inducing and banal.
Oh c'mon old friend. you make it sound like she's purposely and passive aggressively trying to bait people into mocking her so that her and her legion of sisybois can make like they're victims of some sort around here

I don't buy that crap. Not for one minute I don't
what yoo should buy are these :Happy5:

productimg
:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
I thought you were posting that at me, oh that would've been a serious bit of seething, Im 6ft 3 mm measured exactly in my center axis are those two mm millimeters? Oh the big 6ft guy has 6ft 3mm
6 foot guy yes
Man ???

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Anything and everything in moderation. Some call it self control. Many do not understand the concept
 
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Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

When he consumed it was creepier.
I didn't expect that boom! hahaha That stinger's gonna need a good comeback and bookies are saying he's not struggling for one! I forgot! no more bets I'm growing what you may call a crazy habit of talking to myself on a public forum where Im dublin the chance me stupid will show! Me and my pal xylophone I remember the days we just got on, wear's my xylofaggin phone it ain't no fuckin iPhone I bet even that uma sexy yet fleabags iPhone picture has more ram
nah, see, cus i have respeck for the rools
 
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Sew gess whut guise?

It happened again this morning!

I opened my eyes. and once again this is after I woke up. In the morning. Or can it be said that it is part of the process OF waking up? In any event my eyes did open and it did happen right around the same time as it did yesterday

what a fucking trend huh?
 

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Does it surprise you every morning? Dwarfs aren’t generally that healthy.
 

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Staring at your dog shitting is kinda creepy.. j/s

When he consumed it was creepier.
I didn't expect that boom! hahaha That stinger's gonna need a good comeback and bookies are saying he's not struggling for one! I forgot! no more bets I'm growing what you may call a crazy habit of talking to myself on a public forum where Im dublin the chance me stupid will show! Me and my pal xylophone I remember the days we just got on, wear's my xylofaggin phone it ain't no fuckin iPhone I bet even that uma sexy yet fleabags iPhone picture has more ram
nah, see, cus i have respeck for the rools
roo's is fo' FOO'S YO !!
 

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I woke up this morning. Opened my eyes. And continued breathing as if nothing happened
Shocking, you've never seemed intelligent enough to continue breathing unaided.

...but, back to topic,
it's been said many times many ways that the real magic in life is in the common place,
in the every day occurrences - and that is certainly true of its joys, one finds.
.We might continue with a discussion of Satori, or momentary enlightenments, but
really, such things are beyond the reach of this thread's posters.
 
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So check this out.

after waking up and opening my eyes this morning I jumped into my car about an hour later and shifted the gear into drive

and there was forward motion

I shit you not
 

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:LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: At first I was like WTF is he talking about then I clicked that it was just an amazing story that he had to share with us because you can't keep a happening like that to yourself!!!

I've got one guise, so I was expecting a delivery @ 16:30 to 16:45 so it got to 16:36 and no parcel yet and then the doorbell rang and to my utter shock, guess who it was you'll never believe it it was the delivery man with my parcel but the best is yet to come, I signed the electronic thing said thanks and have a great day and swiftly went into the kitchen and began to open my parcel and you'll fuckin never guess what fuckin happened, it was the exact thing that I ordered can you fucking believe that??? What a few minutes of everyday life that I just had to share with you guise!!! wow

Duuuuuudddeeee

I actually get such a metaphorical boner when my packages arrive lol.

I fucking love it. You can just shop around on the internet, find what you want, type in info and days later it shows up. Its fucking brilliant.
 

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:LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: At first I was like WTF is he talking about then I clicked that it was just an amazing story that he had to share with us because you can't keep a happening like that to yourself!!!

I've got one guise, so I was expecting a delivery @ 16:30 to 16:45 so it got to 16:36 and no parcel yet and then the doorbell rang and to my utter shock, guess who it was you'll never believe it it was the delivery man with my parcel but the best is yet to come, I signed the electronic thing said thanks and have a great day and swiftly went into the kitchen and began to open my parcel and you'll fuckin never guess what fuckin happened, it was the exact thing that I ordered can you fucking believe that??? What a few minutes of everyday life that I just had to share with you guise!!! wow
Shut the fuck you Scottish dweeb! You people talk with a fucking mouth of cotton! Speak Engrish you jail bird. Go fuck your anus!
 

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