This or That?

[Krieg]

Wade in slowly.
Testicles need travel time.

Campfire or fireplace?

 

[realgrimm]

campfire



fish or chicken?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fish.

Dentist or prostrate examination?

 

[TheHaze]

Dentist

Lose a leg or lose a arm- -- - -- -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Leg

Missionary or doggy

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Doggy

Yes or no?

 

[TheHaze]

Maybe Yes (what was the question)- - - - - -

Hot Dog or Burger ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Cheeseburger! Home grilled only.

Lobster or crab legs

 

[Swamp-Duck]

None eewww.

Be free but a toilet cleaner all day, or in prison working in the library?

 

[realgrimm]

Toilet Cleaner


coffee or tea?

 

[TheHaze]

Tea

Rain or Snow ?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Snow

Summer or winter?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Summer

Dogs or cats

 

[TheHaze]

I have both - - -- -- -

Chinese food or Russian food ?

 

[Dageaux]

Russian, because I never had that.

Coke or Meth?

 

[realgrimm]

Coke



Sprite or 7up?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

None ,don’t like fizzy .

Big arse or skinny arse ?

 

[Jeannie]

u mean my own or prefer on a dude? lol
well i got a bubble butt but i prefer skinny arses

 

[Jeannie]

:facepalm: lol

same Q

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Skinny.

Shit in front of everyone or hold it in pain ?

 

[Krieg]

Shit in front of everyone.

Anal rape or having something cut off?

 

[realgrimm]

cut off my hair dammit!!!




you either need to have a beak or claws like a lobster

 

[WarPig]

Claws

Attacked by a shark or by a Grizzly?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Grizzly, at least you can see it coming.

You in a race, racing car or race horse?

 

[TheHaze]

Race Car

Popcorn or peanuts ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Nuts.

What is worse, your fart or your dogs fart ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Nuts.

What is worse, your fart or your dogs fart ?

Are you asking me or the dog?

 

[Scott]

My dog's are pretty benign, unless I give him my leftovers because then we've got a pretty good contest going.
Side note, about ten minutes ago he went to hop up on the couch and as he did the little jump, BRRT! No smell though, his farts are all bark and no bite.

What's worse, a blunt agonizing pain or a sharp wincing pain?

 

[WarPig]

Sharp is worse, dull blunt force pain recedes quickly. Its like comparing a punch in the nose to a punch in the eye, if I understand your meaning?


A trip to Spain or to France?

 

[Scott]

I know what you mean and totally agree, just that I had a toothache a few weeks ago and had had to grin and bear it for three days, the type of pain that makes you lament like you're praying for death's cold embrace in the middle of the night,
"uhhhggggg.. oh when will it end :(".
At that point I would've preferred a hot poker just to switch things up.

I'd say France so I could tour some WWII stuff, maybe visit the Ardenne forest and things like that.

Facing exile in the wilderness for a year, you get a choice of a knife or a fire starter, which do you choose?