This or That?

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Pool, cos sharks.

Snowing or blazing hot sun ?
 

TheHaze

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Sun-I hate cold- - - -

Get punch in the belly or the face ?
 

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Belly.
Lover or fighter?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Horses.

Stinging hemoroids or foot fungus ?
 

TheHaze

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Foot fungus

Eat a bowl of fruit or ice cream ?
 

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Ice cream.

Starve or die of dehydration?
 

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I’m not sure there’s much difference. So I’ll just pick dehydration.
Watermelon or cantaloupe?
 

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I love watermelon that's why I chose it.

vanila ice cream or chocolate ice cream
 

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Vanilla.

Swings or slide ?
 

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Swings
true love or one night stands ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Meeeh...

Live as a free wild bird for 5 years, or 15 years in a cage ?
 

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Free, living in a cage sucks.

Miles Davis Jazz or Louis Armstrong Jazz?
 

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Louis Armstrong jazz.

Ella Fitzgerald or Eartha Kitt?

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Swamp-Duck

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Both a little depressing.

Fingernails pulled out slowly, or eat out an Africans arse ?
 

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Take the fingernails, I don't fuckin' need 'em!

Get blamed for something you didn't do? Or get no credit for something you did do?
 

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Blame's nothing new...

sharp cheese or mild
 

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No cheese ...makes me poop

A shitty smelling moostache for a week orrrrrrr ... no wiping and going about as usual for 72 hrs ??
 

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Mustache; my sense of smell still isn't the sharpest even after having quit smoking almost 7 years ago.

Rather drive a Ferrari but with its speed electronically limited (un-hackable) to 55MPH? Or drive a vintage rally-tuned Mini Cooper?