This or That?

[Dageaux]

knife, a fire starter would be easier to manufacture than a good knife.

live off the grid, or in the center of the city.

 

[TheHaze]

Off the grid when I was younger but now in the city- - - - - -

Work out in a gym or work out at home ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Watch film alone or in company.

 

[realgrimm]

depends if they're quiet



get raped by a bunch of rummies or have a bunch of midgets shit and piss all over you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jfc lol, suppose it’s the shit , it would be quicker.

Eat a pickle that’s been up a tramps arse or lick dryed shit from his underpants?

 

[realgrimm]

mmm hope its a Dill


only food round is Monkey Brains and Ox Testicles whats on the menu?(both animals die either way)

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'll try the OX with a side of onion rings

sleep in a crack house or sleep in a well used city dumpster ?

 

[realgrimm]

I'll take the crack hoes i mean house


if animals got sexual arousal from being milked which would you milk Goat or Cow?

 

[Jeannie]

goat

live 100 yrs in prison or 5 yrs rich & free?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Rich and free.

Wake up and see a real ghost standing starring at you, or a burglar?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Ghost


Homeless or blind

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Homeless.

Be the all powerful god and ruler of a tribe of pygmies, or a subordinate in a ape clan.

 

[realgrimm]

I'll take the minion of pygmies



Would You Rather Have A Button That Slowed Down A Good Day Or Sped Up A Bad Day?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Slowed , I’d use it today cos today is great so far.

Be a fat pig looking cunt with acne, or be anorexic?

 

[Jeannie]

anorexic - just eat and no acne scars

jrr tolkien or george rr martin?

 

[Dageaux]

pfft Tolkien

Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman

 

[Jeannie]

idk im reading ben bova now lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stranded on a broken boat in the middle of the sea surrounded by sharks or, slowly eaten from the inside by incurable organ munching worms ?

 

[Scott]

Is that even a debatable choice?

 

[Scott]

I'm sorry. I'd wait on the boat.

Buried or burned alive?

 

[realgrimm]

burned alive


tepee or tent?

 

[Jeannie]

tepee but only if its roomy

eat a stranger/human or your own pet if came 2 it

 

[realgrimm]

Id get sick from human flesh over eating my buddy,and I'd start with their face for effect ,inner thigh meats so soft it'd have to be yummy


eat crispy beetles(5), or drink dish soap(bottle)

 

[Jeannie]

which ever one is less toxic

but start w/whos face and yummy thighs first - your buddy or a human stranger?

 

[realgrimm]

which ever one is less toxic

but start w/whos face and yummy thighs first - your buddy or a human stranger?

I'd rather get sick eating human flesh

 

[knife wielder]

drink dish soap

Live forever or be dead forever?

 

[realgrimm]

depends if my body still aged cuz eternal suffering would be excruciating but life


Stew.... Fork or spoon?

 

[TheHaze]

Fork

Car- Gas or Diesel ?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Gas

Death by hanging or electrocution

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'm thinking Old sparky for me

purebred canine , mixed breed mutt ?