This or That?

Oliver Shagnasty

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I'd rather put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip

Obama or Trump
 

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Trump. He's a vulgar loudmouth, but he's playing 3D chess against the Communists, and stompin' 'em good.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cockroaches or a bowl of warm vomit?
 

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Rob Zombie. I like my "trying to be scary" musicians to actually land somewhere in the neighborhood of Scary rather than in a teenaged-metrosexual-clogged Hot Topic at the nearest mall.

Would you rather lose one finger or lose one testicle (ovary for the ladies)?
 

TheHaze

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Lose 1 nut since you only need 1 anyways- - - - - -

Get attack with a knife or a gun ?
 

Kilroy

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A gun. Either one is bad, but a gunshot will draw attention and if the gunman doesn't kill you with the first shot, your odds are way better that he won't take another. A knife is silent; when somebody is in close enough to use one on you, you're gonna get cut a lot before you can even respond, and nobody is coming to run your attacker off. All of that is dismissing what happens if I fight back, because although I carry both a fixed blade knife and a handgun myself most of the time (and a fairly sizeable folding knife on me all the time) it's foolish to boast about "Well, I'd..." in hypotheticals.

Let the hottest female you've ever seen beat you up? Or beat up the ugliest female you've ever seen?
 

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A stick in the eye or answering another question ??
 

Kilroy

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Answering another question. I don't know where that stick has been.

Barf a turd or shit legos?
 

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Hmmmm burnt feet requiring hospitalization or stepping on a toy ... legos


Toast on the setting of 4 OR 7 ..
 

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LOL great question .. I'm goin Pelosi she's got a mature Porn star thing going on,

Same question .
 

Kilroy

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Between Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi, I'd rather fuck a running blender on setting 10.

Listen to Fran Drescher have an orgasm or watch Bea Arthur dance naked?
 

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Classic rock, easily. Load me UP on that Creedence.

Bourbon or vodka neat?
 

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Surf the intardwebz or play online games?
 

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Interwebz. Interwebz have tittehz.

Bacon or tater tots?
 
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