This or That?

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Bacon, of course. That's a trick question, shame on you.

Hessians or Hottentotts?
 

TheHaze

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Spicy

Sports car or SUV ?
 

HELLFIRE

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SUV …(truck really :) )

Tidy and neat or messy and disorganized? which are you ?
 

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Tidy, especially if I’m going out, can’t walk back into a mess.

Be killed mangled in agony at aged 80, or die peacefully in your sleep at 70 ?
 

HELLFIRE

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Die Peacefully..
Would you rather know it all or have it all?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Know it all.

Swallow a live fish and feel it wiggle down, or stick an eel up your arse and feel it wiggle out ?
 

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Know it all.

Swallow a live fish and feel it wiggle down, or stick an eel up your arse and feel it wiggle out ?
I'd swallow it.. but NOT with my ass..lol
Fish or chicken?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Fish.

Dammed if you do or dammed if you don’t ?
 

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Don't(less work)


only 1 liquid for everything...buttermilk or vinegar
 

Swamp-Duck

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Buttermilk.

Be invisible and able to walk through walls or see dead people ?
 

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Invisible and walk through walls, easily!

high brow humor or low brow humor?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Anything funny.

Would you rather fight a full horse sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horses ?
 

HELLFIRE

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The horse size duck....
Sleep in or early riser (weekend)
 

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Sleep in. Then again, as a freelance writer, I can actually just sleep any damn time I please, so...

Broken glass under a fingernail or a drop of sriracha in yer pee hole?
 

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Fingernail.

All cars are banned, donkey or little tricycle?
 

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Donkey. So I can name it Donkey. And talk to it in a Shrek voice.

Grog or bumbo?