This or That?

[knife wielder]

socks

get shot once or stabbed once?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stabbed.

Hung or beheaded ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hung
Space travel or time travel

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Time.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Star Wars

Jedi or Sith

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jedi.

Pick your own nose, or pick someone else’s?

 

[realgrimm]

mine

condom or bareback

 

[Incognito2u]

Bareback
Coke or Pepsi

 

[TheHaze]

Pepsi-hit's the spot

Hot or cold

 

[Jeannie]

hot, hate the winter :/
work pref - nightshift or dayshift

 

[Dageaux]

nightshift

Metallica or Megadeath?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Metallica
Misfits or Danzig

 

[TheHaze]

Misfits
The old in and out with Kat or Sharona

 

[realgrimm]

Surprise me I'd just close my eyes and imagine its someone else anyways..


prefer long or short hair

 

[Heisenberg]

Long

Shaved or natural?

 

[TheHaze]

Natural

Hell Cat Challenger or Mustang GT

 

[realgrimm]

with or without cheese

 

[skinofevil]

Slather that nasty cheese all over it.

Beaten to death by midgets or fucked to death by lepers?

 

[realgrimm]

Death by oingo boingo

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Three men where hacking their way through the jungle when they were set upon by a group of canibals. They were hog-tied and brought to the wise chief. "We give you a choice, either death or Oingo Boingo." The first guy said "That's easy, Oingo Boingo." The Chief yelled "Oingo Boingo!" and suddenly the entire tribe started dancing and chanting "Oingo Boingo, Oingo Boingo" and the man was taken to the center of the village and was savagely raped by every member of the tribe. After this was over the Chief turned to the second man, and said "Death or Oingo Boingo?" The second man pondered it for a few seconds and said "I have too much to live for, I'll take Oingo Boingo." So once again they sprung into action, repeating the chanting and the raping. Finally they came to the third man, and he was offered the same choice. "No way I'm letting anyone rape me... I will take death." Suddenly the entire tribe fell silent in shock to his decision and all eyes were on the Chief. "You choose death, so death it is...death...by Oingo Boingo."

Crazy wild no feelings lusties or passion, love and sweet talk

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fuck love and sweet talk, it’s normally a load of lies, let’s just fuck and

go our separate ways.

Up early or sleep late ?

 

[skinofevil]

Sleep late.

Perfect tits but on a dude? Or National Geographic tube-sock titties on an otherwise pretty girl?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Tube sock tits on pretty girl

McDonald's or Sonic

 

[X]

Sonic
Live next door to a Imgrant' or a zany 'they're coming for us' American redneck ??

 

[Dageaux]

Immigrant, at least there is a chance they are sane.

Atlantic or Pacific

 

[skinofevil]

Pacific; you don't find California girls or little Hawai'ian cuties on either side of the Atlantic.

One pound dog or fifty pound cat as a pet?

 

[Dageaux]

50 Pound Kitteh!

Air Travel or Water Travel?

 

[Blazor]

I havent traveled by water, and only once by air. I may have to go with air.

In honor of Taco Tuesday, hard or soft tacos?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Soft

Ozzy or Dio

 

[TheHaze]

Ozzy

Sex Organ or Skin Flute

 

[Blazor]

Sex organ, a flute sounds like a pencil dick.

Cook the food or do the dishes?