This or That?

lol shit, no antibiotics around ?? The virgin one I guess.
A worthy paper cut or a stubbed toe, and no rubbing to make it feel better either.
 
I'll take the stubbed toe.

A nose bleed for a month or anal leakage for a week?
 
Anal leakage

Be in a car(100 MPH) crash or plane crash?
 
Volcano, I already lived through a cat 5 hurricane which is a tsunami in the northern hemisphere.

Summer or Winter?
 
I would say a shark, cause they dont have the claws or the agility of a Lion, but I can barely swim, so I would pick the lion in hopes of it asking me to remove a splinter from its paw (childrens story).

Eat rotten pussy for $1,000,000 or tongue a clean ass for $5?
 
It's the pussy- - - - - -
Try to fuck a sheep or try to fuck a goat?
 
Sheep, goat has horns..... wait a minute.... those could be handles! lol

Cavity search a horse or a human?
 
In the guts, I'm much to pretty for a face shot ..
You're on the bus, the putrid anal gases of a Bangladashi OR the gift of body odor from some curry lovin' Paki ..
 
Shop on line

Eat Dog meat or Cat meat?
 
neither meat?! Oh come on, why do you gotta ask difficult questions. I guess cat meat. Thanks for making me feel like crap.

Read a real book or read a digital book?
 
I usually wake up in a beagle bundle lol
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Pen or sword?
 
Hard one I guess Saw overall but the scene in hostel 2 where the guy got his penis cut off was pretty cool

Pizza or cheeseburgers
 
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