This or That?

[X]

lol shit, no antibiotics around ?? The virgin one I guess.
A worthy paper cut or a stubbed toe, and no rubbing to make it feel better either.

 

[Blazor]

I'll take the stubbed toe.

A nose bleed for a month or anal leakage for a week?

 

[TheHaze]

Anal leakage

Be in a car(100 MPH) crash or plane crash?

 

[Gyroscope]

Plane crash, on the condition it gently skids off the runway and doesn’t blow up.

Experience a volcano or a tsunami?

 

[Dageaux]

Volcano, I already lived through a cat 5 hurricane which is a tsunami in the northern hemisphere.

Summer or Winter?

 

[knife wielder]

Summer! Although I do like the look of snow.

early bird or night owl?

 

[TheHaze]

Night Owl

Hard Worker or Lazy Bum

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lazy bum.

Intestinal worms or crabs ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Crabs :SickFace:
Attacked by a shark or a lion?

 

[Blazor]

I would say a shark, cause they dont have the claws or the agility of a Lion, but I can barely swim, so I would pick the lion in hopes of it asking me to remove a splinter from its paw (childrens story).

Eat rotten pussy for $1,000,000 or tongue a clean ass for $5?

 

[TheHaze]

It's the pussy- - - - - -
Try to fuck a sheep or try to fuck a goat?

 

[Blazor]

Sheep, goat has horns..... wait a minute.... those could be handles! lol

Cavity search a horse or a human?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Horse.

Punched in the face or punched in the guts ?

 

[X]

In the guts, I'm much to pretty for a face shot ..
You're on the bus, the putrid anal gases of a Bangladashi OR the gift of body odor from some curry lovin' Paki ..

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I don’t use public transport, that’s one of the reasons.


Go to shops, or shop online ?

 

[TheHaze]

Shop on line

Eat Dog meat or Cat meat?

 

[knife wielder]

neither meat?! Oh come on, why do you gotta ask difficult questions. I guess cat meat. Thanks for making me feel like crap.

Read a real book or read a digital book?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Real book .

Does your pet sleep in your bed, or it’s own bed ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I usually wake up in a beagle bundle lol

Pen or sword?

 

[realgrimm]

sword,I like quick results


Mom or Dad?

 

[Dageaux]

Mom

Blues or Rock'n'roll

 

[Gyroscope]

Rock.

Ghosts or zombies?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Ghosts

Are you superstitious or nah?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A little bit

Gwar or Slayer?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Gwar

chicken or fish

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Chicken I'm allergic to fish lol

Freddy or Jason?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That's a hard one. Freddy

Saw or Hostel

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hard one I guess Saw overall but the scene in hostel 2 where the guy got his penis cut off was pretty cool

Pizza or cheeseburgers

 

[Incognito2u]

Cheeseburgers
Pie or cake

 

[Iggy McLulz]

pie

xbox or playstation