This Song Makes Me Want To...

[Woodstock]

Certain songs make us feel a certain way due to their lyrical content, the music, or it might remind us of a period of our lives, or all of the above.

Sometimes when I hear a particular song I will get a mental image about what it makes me want to do and that is what this thread is all about.

I'll go first:

This song makes me want to do 3 shots of Jäger and attack a random person on the sidewalk with a mallet and can of Axe body spray.

 

[The Scoundrel]

This song makes me want to laugh, cry, swoon, reminisce, fall in love, shout my humanity from the rooftops.

But then again I'm an emotional guy.

 

[Woodstock]

This song makes me want to drink a venti berry hibiscus vanilla bean frappuccino with 6 shots of espresso, and stab the barista 72 times in the left arm with a plastic butter knife while reciting the Gettysburg address while doing an impression of "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

 

[Woodstock]

This song makes me want to drink 6 oz of Absolut Vanilia vodka on the rocks, and have a boxing match with Canelo Álvarez who has taken 3 quaaludes, as we're both dressed as transvestites and the boxing gloves are oversized whoopee cushions that have been covered in pine sap and dipped in shards of glass.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Canelo Álvarez who has taken 3 quaaludes,

Are Ludes still a thing? I see ads for them on the darknet but as far as I'm concerned they stopped production some years ago.

 

[X]

all the songs so far in hear make me wanna change the station

 

[The Scoundrel]

Self explanatory

 

[Woodstock]

Canelo Álvarez who has taken 3 quaaludes,

Are Ludes still a thing? I see ads for them on the darknet but as far as I'm concerned they stopped production some years ago.

That's a good question, but I would settle for any other equally powerful barbiturate to lessen the ass beating that I would receive from Canelo.

 

[The Scoundrel]

According to official sources things being sold as Ludes are a mix of Barbs and Benzos. Sounds like fun but they're expensive

 

[The Scoundrel]

Canelo Álvarez who has taken 3 quaaludes,

Are Ludes still a thing? I see ads for them on the darknet but as far as I'm concerned they stopped production some years ago.

That's a good question, but I would settle for any other equally powerful barbiturate to lessen the ass beating that I would receive from Canelo.

Are they real or fake? Fuck knows

 

[Dove]

Canelo Álvarez who has taken 3 quaaludes,

Are Ludes still a thing? I see ads for them on the darknet but as far as I'm concerned they stopped production some years ago.

That's a good question, but I would settle for any other equally powerful barbiturate to lessen the ass beating that I would receive from Canelo.

Are they real or fake? Fuck knows

I think they offer testing kits these days. I've been clean for several years so I cant say for sure.

Kids these days dont have to watch someone go first and hope for the best like I had to growing up.

 

[Dove]

Certain songs make us feel a certain way due to their lyrical content, the music, or it might remind us of a period of our lives, or all of the above.

Sometimes when I hear a particular song I will get a mental image about what it makes me want to do and that is what this thread is all about.

I'll go first:

This song makes me want to do 3 shots of Jäger and attack a random person on the sidewalk with a mallet and can of Axe body spray.

Pantera makes me wanna fucking...put away laundry very earnestly