This thread is not about Dovey!

[Dove]

I've been told by moderation to wind down because Nurse Dovey has made a complaint...so everyone is a winner, I get to cuddle my wife and tell her I was on Facebook, and you can do what you have too just to get from one opinion to another.

No one complained about you.

Dont try to look less fucking stupid. You do the opposite.

 

[Blandscape]

I've been told by moderation to wind down because Nurse Dovey has made a complaint...so everyone is a winner, I get to cuddle my wife and tell her I was on Facebook, and you can do what you have too just to get from one opinion to another.

No one complained about you.

Dont try to look less fucking stupid. You do the opposite.

Wid ye like me to post it?

 

[Dove]

Mankind originated from the ME, not Africa as modern history alleges.

Mate. I've already had that psychosis where I was the centre of the universe.

You're about 7 years late to the party son.

That's how I feel about the atheism I had for most of my life.

 

[Blandscape]

Or is dat a PI infringement also?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Why is it snowing in the forum?

Do I need chains on my tires?

 

[Dove]

I've been told by moderation to wind down because Nurse Dovey has made a complaint...so everyone is a winner, I get to cuddle my wife and tell her I was on Facebook, and you can do what you have too just to get from one opinion to another.

No one complained about you.

Dont try to look less fucking stupid. You do the opposite.

Wid ye like me to post it?

Go for it.

I never complain about other posters. Much easier to just ignore ones I dont want to read.

 

[Blandscape]

If ye can't win an argument without whining about it, don't post after me .

 

[Dove]

If ye can't win an argument without whining about it, don't post after me .

Take your own advice.

 

[Kirk]

I've been told by moderation to wind down because Nurse Dovey has made a complaint...so everyone is a winner, I get to cuddle my wife and tell her I was on Facebook, and you can do what you have too just to get from one opinion to another.

No one complained about you.

Dont try to look less fucking stupid. You do the opposite.

Wid ye like me to post it?

Just blame cunty, you jizz gangster!

 

[The Scoundrel]

This is one of those 'He said, She said' arguments the police have to sort out with the weekend drinkers.

Do either of you have a black eye or bloody lip in mitigation?

 

[Kirk]

Blandscape
you need to start talking to Jesus
no more bragging about winning an internet fight
you need to get on your knees
and talk to Jesus every night
can you hear what I am saying
log off now and start praying

 

[The Scoundrel]

Blandscape
you need to start talking to Jesus
no more bragging about winning an internet fight
you need to get on your knees
and talk to Jesus every night
can you hear what I am saying
log off now and start praying

You want Bland on his knees?

The proof of your raging puffism mounts kid.

Or are you posting as a female today?

 

[The Cuntess]

He was Hebrew.

My surname is Hebrew yet I'm of Scandanavian descent.

What a marvellouis mixed up world we live in.

Till the racists get here.

Oh really



Bet not let Aryan see that

 

[The Cuntess]

Blandscape
you need to start talking to Jesus
no more bragging about winning an internet fight
you need to get on your knees
and talk to Jesus every night
can you hear what I am saying
log off now and start praying

He’s already going to hell. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the one unforgivable sin.

 

[Kirk]

Blandscape
you need to start talking to Jesus
no more bragging about winning an internet fight
you need to get on your knees
and talk to Jesus every night
can you hear what I am saying
log off now and start praying

You want Bland on his knees?

The proof of your raging puffism mounts kid.

Or are you posting as a female today?

who are you again?

 

[Master Pu]

You and I share a poets heart, unfortunately fur you, I always inevitably rip yours out Foxy.

HAHAHAHAHA!

you write poetry as well as Benzo.

CW better poet than yooze

Yea, just call CW 'Fakespeare'.

 

[Kirk]

I recall a time that never was,
abused and confused by what might have been,
When titans roamed across the land,
And frightened children hid behind their hands.

When those who could not account,
for anything but a multiple discount,
on everything they ever said or done,
while raping what they never become.

I recall a time that never was,
when forum soldiers were absolved,
from duties they once marched toward,
were surrendered to a coming hoard.

A hoard that begged for but one brief glimpse,
of a rosette or the regret of a solitary plinth,
Where confusion and talent once resided,
in an era of time long neglected.

I recall a time that never was,
when Foxy once owned a set of balls.

good news, talentless one, you know who actually wants to use two of these stanzas in an upcoming poem. since you posted this at BF, it's fair use but you should still get a credit in the author's note. your pen name is the drunken scotsman, correct, unless you wish to use a different one. all copyright, audio soundcloud rights will revert to you know who

 

[Blandscape]

I recall a time that never was,
abused and confused by what might have been,
When titans roamed across the land,
And frightened children hid behind their hands.

When those who could not account,
for anything but a multiple discount,
on everything they ever said or done,
while raping what they never become.

I recall a time that never was,
when forum soldiers were absolved,
from duties they once marched toward,
were surrendered to a coming hoard.

A hoard that begged for but one brief glimpse,
of a rosette or the regret of a solitary plinth,
Where confusion and talent once resided,
in an era of time long neglected.

I recall a time that never was,
when Foxy once owned a set of balls.

good news, talentless one, you know who actually wants to use two of these stanzas in an upcoming poem. since you posted this at BF, it's fair use but you should still get a credit in the author's note. your pen name is the drunken scotsman, correct, unless you wish to use a different one. all copyright, audio soundcloud rights will revert to you know who

Not really the real time experiment on you, I was hoping to conduct.

Feel free to use it though, I have more available at my fingerprints on my keyboard, if yer alter ego needs it. Personally speaking, I'm not sure if you need more sequences of rhythm and rhyme in the grime that makes up your unusually discontented content.

But have at it Foxy.

 

[Kirk]

I recall a time that never was,
abused and confused by what might have been,
When titans roamed across the land,
And frightened children hid behind their hands.

When those who could not account,
for anything but a multiple discount,
on everything they ever said or done,
while raping what they never become.

I recall a time that never was,
when forum soldiers were absolved,
from duties they once marched toward,
were surrendered to a coming hoard.

A hoard that begged for but one brief glimpse,
of a rosette or the regret of a solitary plinth,
Where confusion and talent once resided,
in an era of time long neglected.

I recall a time that never was,
when Foxy once owned a set of balls.

good news, talentless one, you know who actually wants to use two of these stanzas in an upcoming poem. since you posted this at BF, it's fair use but you should still get a credit in the author's note. your pen name is the drunken scotsman, correct, unless you wish to use a different one. all copyright, audio soundcloud rights will revert to you know who

Not really the real time experiment on you, I was hoping to conduct.

Feel free to use it though, I have more available at my fingerprints on my keyboard, if yer alter ego needs it. Personally speaking, I'm not sure if you need more sequences of rhythm and rhyme in the grime that makes up your unusually discontented content.

But have at it Foxy.

ohh this is 100% Poppy's work.

reading the first 2 stanza's, slowly moving the poem in a new direction.

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[Blandscape]

Much as I appreciate your 13 year old niece's rendition of my talent, I am confused as to why you think you have evolved it. Taking two days to change a couple of words in a whole poem that took me 10 minutes to write, isn't exactly a devolution of creativity on your part.

It also refuses to convey what I already knew, that you need time to keep up wiff me. There is genuinely nothing wrong wiff dat, but maybe we shouldn't really rush to congratulate you before a forum drugs test. Are y6e losing time Foxy, is diss happening with a greater frequency since I alighted here? Do you ground yourself by posting to anyone else? Do you own a time share at any psychiatric Institutions?

I enjoyed the reading, even if the original was much better in terms of the tone and its inflection, and should have been read by a gruff male in his 50's +.

Wasn't Ken Burns available?

 

[Blandscape]

I've been told by moderation to wind down because Nurse Dovey has made a complaint...so everyone is a winner, I get to cuddle my wife and tell her I was on Facebook, and you can do what you have too just to get from one opinion to another.

No one complained about you.

Dont try to look less fucking stupid. You do the opposite.

Wid ye like me to post it?

Just blame cunty, you jizz gangster!

Why wid I be blaming Cunty fur your failures?

He has his own monumental lack of self respect to contend wiff, let's not be heaping yours on top of dat.

 

[Blandscape]

Complain, stop hiding behind the fucking sites emoticons, if you have summfing to say, just say it, in your best handwriting.

I will fuck you up. Whit dae ye huv tae say aboot dat, seems a gid starting point fur you.

 

[Blandscape]

Come on Complain you whingy little cunt.

 

[Blandscape]

I will give you an hour or two.

 

[Kirk]

Much as I appreciate your 13 year old niece's rendition of my talent, I am confused as to why you think you have evolved it. Taking two days to change a couple of words in a whole poem that took me 10 minutes to write, isn't exactly a devolution of creativity on your part.

It also refuses to convey what I already knew, that you need time to keep up wiff me. There is genuinely nothing wrong wiff dat, but maybe we shouldn't really rush to congratulate you before a forum drugs test. Are y6e losing time Foxy, is diss happening with a greater frequency since I alighted here? Do you ground yourself by posting to anyone else? Do you own a time share at any psychiatric Institutions?

I enjoyed the reading, even if the original was much better in terms of the tone and its inflection, and should have been read by a gruff male in his 50's +.

Wasn't Ken Burns available?

that's just the first two stanzas of a 6 stanza poem, you daft pleeb. It has to be soundclouded, yanno, then probably entered into the next talkblog late night poets contest for airing on that show, ect.

the poem develops in a totally diff direction than your pedestrian prose wrapped in troll speak and small penis syndrome

i mean you really have not read Poppy's work, no really. if you did, you would not recognize it. it's not of this "community". a fact that seems to always go over your head.

 

[Blandscape]

Much as I appreciate your 13 year old niece's rendition of my talent, I am confused as to why you think you have evolved it. Taking two days to change a couple of words in a whole poem that took me 10 minutes to write, isn't exactly a devolution of creativity on your part.

It also refuses to convey what I already knew, that you need time to keep up wiff me. There is genuinely nothing wrong wiff dat, but maybe we shouldn't really rush to congratulate you before a forum drugs test. Are y6e losing time Foxy, is diss happening with a greater frequency since I alighted here? Do you ground yourself by posting to anyone else? Do you own a time share at any psychiatric Institutions?

I enjoyed the reading, even if the original was much better in terms of the tone and its inflection, and should have been read by a gruff male in his 50's +.

Wasn't Ken Burns available?

that's just the first two stanzas of a 6 stanza poem, you daft pleeb. It has to be soundclouded, yanno, then probably entered into the next talkblog late night poets contest for airing on that show, ect.

the poem develops in a totally diff direction than your pedestrian prose wrapped in troll speak and small penis syndrome

i mean you really have not read Poppy's work, no really. if you did, you would not recognize it. it's not of this "community". a fact that seems to always go over your head.

Actually, only going from memory, but it was the first and third stanza, so you cannot even get dat right.

Also, I accept that you trying to dissect a poem (excuse me for mentioning it again), that took me ten minutes to write, over two days withoot ever having once had the actual gonads to respond to it, seems rather disingenuous.

You do realise the whole poem was about your lack of gonads ultimately.

I enjoyed the rendition, not the direction. Congratulate yer niece fur me.

Maybe ye could hand her a better script next time dat is genuinely yours, instead of continually demanding my attention by re-writing a few words here and there, while demanding respect for even her ability to read out loud.

 

[Blandscape]

I fink we have reached a vantage point fur you Foxy, where surely even you can see you are pissing in the wind in regard to me. I advise that you put me on ignore, for a few weeks, so you can gather what little sense of yourself you have left.

I wid never put you on ignore, you are far too valuable an entertainment fur me.

 

[Kirk]

Much as I appreciate your 13 year old niece's rendition of my talent, I am confused as to why you think you have evolved it. Taking two days to change a couple of words in a whole poem that took me 10 minutes to write, isn't exactly a devolution of creativity on your part.

It also refuses to convey what I already knew, that you need time to keep up wiff me. There is genuinely nothing wrong wiff dat, but maybe we shouldn't really rush to congratulate you before a forum drugs test. Are y6e losing time Foxy, is diss happening with a greater frequency since I alighted here? Do you ground yourself by posting to anyone else? Do you own a time share at any psychiatric Institutions?

I enjoyed the reading, even if the original was much better in terms of the tone and its inflection, and should have been read by a gruff male in his 50's +.

Wasn't Ken Burns available?

that's just the first two stanzas of a 6 stanza poem, you daft pleeb. It has to be soundclouded, yanno, then probably entered into the next talkblog late night poets contest for airing on that show, ect.

the poem develops in a totally diff direction than your pedestrian prose wrapped in troll speak and small penis syndrome

i mean you really have not read Poppy's work, no really. if you did, you would not recognize it. it's not of this "community". a fact that seems to always go over your head.

Actually, only going from memory, but it was the first and third stanza, so you cannot even get dat right.

Also, I accept that you trying to dissect a poem (excuse me for mentioning it again), that took me ten minutes to write, over two days withoot ever having once had the actual gonads to respond to it, seems rather disingenuous.

You do realise the whole poem was about your lack of gonads ultimately.

I enjoyed the rendition, not the direction. Congratulate yer niece fur me.

Maybe ye could hand her a better script next time dat is genuinely yours, instead of continually demanding my attention by re-writing a few words here and there, while demanding respect for even her ability to read out loud.

and dats the error in the script

your poems are all snarky shit dealing with trolling. not really New Yorker material

write a poem about a general topic, how about cutting. that's a good prompt. do it.

 

[Blandscape]

Much as I appreciate your 13 year old niece's rendition of my talent, I am confused as to why you think you have evolved it. Taking two days to change a couple of words in a whole poem that took me 10 minutes to write, isn't exactly a devolution of creativity on your part.

It also refuses to convey what I already knew, that you need time to keep up wiff me. There is genuinely nothing wrong wiff dat, but maybe we shouldn't really rush to congratulate you before a forum drugs test. Are y6e losing time Foxy, is diss happening with a greater frequency since I alighted here? Do you ground yourself by posting to anyone else? Do you own a time share at any psychiatric Institutions?

I enjoyed the reading, even if the original was much better in terms of the tone and its inflection, and should have been read by a gruff male in his 50's +.

Wasn't Ken Burns available?

that's just the first two stanzas of a 6 stanza poem, you daft pleeb. It has to be soundclouded, yanno, then probably entered into the next talkblog late night poets contest for airing on that show, ect.

the poem develops in a totally diff direction than your pedestrian prose wrapped in troll speak and small penis syndrome

i mean you really have not read Poppy's work, no really. if you did, you would not recognize it. it's not of this "community". a fact that seems to always go over your head.

Actually, only going from memory, but it was the first and third stanza, so you cannot even get dat right.

Also, I accept that you trying to dissect a poem (excuse me for mentioning it again), that took me ten minutes to write, over two days withoot ever having once had the actual gonads to respond to it, seems rather disingenuous.

You do realise the whole poem was about your lack of gonads ultimately.

I enjoyed the rendition, not the direction. Congratulate yer niece fur me.

Maybe ye could hand her a better script next time dat is genuinely yours, instead of continually demanding my attention by re-writing a few words here and there, while demanding respect for even her ability to read out loud.

and dats the error in the script

your poems are all snarky shit dealing with trolling. not really New Yorker material

write a poem about a general topic, how about cutting. that's a good prompt. do it.

I agree I cannot talk with any degree of certainty about New York, nor have I attended a Truman Capote dinner party with Belgian truffles, or even an everyone can be famous for 15mins Warhol inspired frat party in the lofty heights of a loft conversion.

Whit I dae know though is I couldn't give a fuck aboot yer deflection, I have somehow deliberately without even trying, turned your great victory against ye. And look, it only took me a couple of posts and a glass of Apple Cider Vinegar and Lemon.

 

[Blandscape]

Have ye considered making a decent post in response Foxy?