This Week's Schedule

[Lily]

Sorry Garraty but this has been reported as hate speech.

As I told my coworker, I am a ginger and therefore part of one of the smallest minorities in existence so my victimhood trounces every onslaught undertaken even under cover of free speech via jest.

If the left want to play games, I will pass GO and Boardwalk those fuckers off a cliff.

You sound like a ginger.

 

[Garraty_47]

You sound like a ginger.

What was your first clue- when he typed "I am a ginger"?

Fuckin' 'ell... what is it with the wimmenfolk today?

 

[Lily]

What was your first clue- when he typed "I am a ginger"?

Fuckin' 'ell... what is it with the wimmenfolk today?

It was a slight bit of humor about the reps that gingers have. It wasn't an actual judgment. He's clearly being humorous. I tried. Apparently, with no success.

 

[Garraty_47]

It was a slight bit of humor about the reps that gingers have. It wasn't an actual judgment. He's clearly being humorous. I tried. Apparently, with no success.

No no no. It was funny.

Not the way you intended, but... yeah.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Sometimes he walks dogs and "jams" to poor souls in hospice. I shit you not.

A world in which Lily & I can see I to eye is a world I knew was coming along even while Lily wrote me off because I know the bigger picture is just a zoom out comprised of individual opinions put together as a most beautiful composite.

 

[Fredricka]

What was your first clue- when he typed "I am a ginger"?

Fuckin' 'ell... what is it with the wimmenfolk today?

Were you a ginger before you dyed your hair?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

You sound like a ginger.

Always have been, always will be.

 

[Fredricka]

Where is prowler ? We don't even know without his updated weekly schedule, this is so distressing, is he jamming or eating puke again? No one knows :(

 

[Garraty_47]

Were you a ginger before you dyed your hair?

No.
My hair is actually a wig; everybody knows aliens are bald. If I did have hair it would be a greenish-black with maroon sparkles, the natural color of furred things on my planet.

 

[Fredricka]

No.
My hair is actually a wig; everybody knows aliens are bald. If I did have hair it would be a greenish-black with maroon sparkles, the natural color of furred things on my planet.

Translation- beep boop, garrtetys a ginge

 

[The Prowler]

I've been here for 30 years (mostly on instead of off), and it took gross and negligent intoxication 20 years ago to even eat half that layer of vegemite on toast without heaving sick all over the place...

This is a rough scale.

1 to 3 are normal Vegemite eaters

4 is keen

5 is a nutsack

6 is a fuckwit

It's a strong seasoning...not Nutella.

2 is about what I like best.

 

[The Prowler]

I heard you play ghee tar in an olden thread. Your scheduled "jam session" fallacies are nothing more than a glorified: I go pluck myself.

90s grunge bands like Presidents of America with only 3 strings on their guitars are more fluent in strumming than your fat fingered cheVETTE having dunce ass fat face loserville mailbox stuffing spam n egger existence.

If you died in a fire tomorrow... the world would mourn the fire.

You chauncy chincy fucker.

Have a nice gay.

Do you mean this video?



I made that a long time ago just quickly to show someone in Flametown that "Yes, I really do play guitar."

I guess it stuck with you.

I have progressed significantly since then and am a pretty good guitarist and get booked regularly for gigs. I still just do it as a fun hobby, though.

 

[The Prowler]

Were you a ginger before you dyed your hair?

Always have been, always will be.

Where is prowler ? We don't even know without his updated weekly schedule, this is so distressing, is he jamming or eating puke again? No one knows :(

This is a great sequence because 'Reeks was trying so hard to show an interest in MrNonceGuy....

But (because he is so fuckin' boring) it only lasted one post before she turned her attention to me.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Frood]

I shit you not.

Try chewing your food before swallowing.

 

[Fredricka]

This is a great sequence because 'Reeks was trying so hard to show an interest in MrNonceGuy....

But (because he is so fuckin' boring) it only lasted one post before she turned her attention to me.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

WRONG!!! Prowler, in his excitement that I'd merely mentioned his name obviously didn't put on his readers and see that I was in fact talking to garrety and not mrniceguy. Was being WRONG AGAIN in your weekly schedule prowler? Now if I was as sad as prowler I'd be making a thread about this fuckup, obviously I'm not, so I wont, But I will laugh

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

6 pages of solid asinine drivel, wow that is impressive but not in any good way.

I expect this banal shit from frogrika as she is the human equivalent of hamburger helper but really?

 

[Fredricka]

6 pages of solid asinine drivel, wow that is impressive but not in any good way.

I expect this banal shit from frogrika as she is the human equivalent of hamburger helper but really?

Cookie just let slip what his home help 'cooks' him for dinner. He should be rightfully banned from the whats for dinner thread after that sickening bombshell. SICKO

 

[Frood]

Freddy's camel cunt probably looks like hamburger helper on a hot tin roof...

 

[Seamajor]

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Maybe DD you could explain how your set up works

 

[Fredricka]

Freddy's camel cunt probably looks like hamburger helper on a hot tin roof...

Hark at frood and his tragic never ending quest for pussy pics. Ain't happening frood, never, SLEEZE

 

[Cookie Monster]

Cookie just let slip what his home help 'cooks' him for dinner. He should be rightfully banned from the whats for dinner thread after that sickening bombshell. SICKO

iow
IKWYABWAI

Your just a thread filling bot let loose by BF arn't you?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Freddy's camel cunt probably looks like hamburger helper on a hot tin roof...

She uses those big old flappy labia lips to clean the grime of the radiator pipes.

 

[Fredricka]

iow
IKWYABWAI

Your just a thread filling bot let loose by BF arn't you?

How is that an ikyabwai? Explain

 

[X]

WRONG!!! Prowler, in his excitement that I'd merely mentioned his name obviously didn't put on his readers and see that I was in fact talking to garrety and not mrniceguy. Was being WRONG AGAIN in your weekly schedule prowler? Now if I was as sad as prowler I'd be making a thread about this fuckup, obviously I'm not, so I wont, But I will laugh

Hahahahaha!!!!

You’re in love with Prowler aren’t yeh?

 

[Fredricka]

You’re in love with Prowler aren’t yeh?

Are you actually serious? Don't make me maul you

 

[X]

Are you actually serious? Don't make me maul you

Youuuuu love prowwwwwler!!!

 

[X]

I just ate a 200 grams bag of pretzels
That’s a box of salt

 

[Fredricka]

Youuuuu love prowwwwwler!!!

This accusation is Scandalous and OUTRAGEOUS. DO you want annihilation?

 

[X]

This accusation is Scandalous and OUTRAGEOUS. DO you want annihilation?

Naked annihilation???

 

[X]

Not to be confused with a @Jack the perverts fave seX move ‘The Analator’.