Tucker Carlson wants to pump your tan testicles up!

[Admin.]

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[Dove]

It's not in your bingo card because you dont realize that testosterone levels in men have been steadily declining.

I could be wrong but I doubt MSNBC and Slate or Salon have bothered talking about it because they are only interested in daily "reports" of convoluted bullshit about why you should fear and hate everyone in the country who doesnt think like you or vote like you.

Believe it or not.....there is more going on that isnt revolving around hate of other politcal parties.

I'm sure they'll talk about it once they figure out a way to blame "right wing extremism".

 

[Admin.]

It's not in your bingo card because you dont realize that testosterone levels in men have been steadily declining.

I could be wrong but I doubt MSNBC and Slate or Salon have bothered talking about it because they are only interested in daily "reports" of convoluted bullshit about why you should fear and hate everyone in the country who doesnt think like you or vote like you.

Believe it or not.....there is more going on that isnt revolving around hate of other politcal parties.

I'm sure they'll talk about it once they figure out a way to blame "right wing extremism".

Sounds like Desantis needs to get busy banning use of the word testosterone and pronto!

 

[Dove]

It's not in your bingo card because you dont realize that testosterone levels in men have been steadily declining.

I could be wrong but I doubt MSNBC and Slate or Salon have bothered talking about it because they are only interested in daily "reports" of convoluted bullshit about why you should fear and hate everyone in the country who doesnt think like you or vote like you.

Believe it or not.....there is more going on that isnt revolving around hate of other politcal parties.

I'm sure they'll talk about it once they figure out a way to blame "right wing extremism".

Sounds like Desantis needs to get busy banning use of the word testosterone and pronto!

That doesnt even make sense, Admin.

Maybe instead of taking this bizzare opportunity to further showcase your willful ignorance of the parental rights in education bill in FL.....you should take this info as something to address with your doctor so if your levels are low (and they likely are)....you can change your diet and start tanning them nuts like Tucker supposedly advised.

Whatever it is men need to do in order to properly balance their hormones. Testosterone is pretty important.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

 

[Lily]

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He's slowly leaving the closet. Give him his space, man.

Did you see where one of their other freaks outed himself as a creepy fuck? Jesse Watters admitted to letting the air out of the tires of a woman he worked with to then offer her a ride and get to know her. Now, she's a moron and ended up marrying him, but she did choose to work at Fox News, so that says a lot.

However, I had a little fun with it. I asked the guy what do you think about a guy that lets the air out of a ...
told him the whole story, no names.

He says, "Well, uhm, that's..." I jumped in "desperate". He chuckled and said, "Well, yes, but more importantly, deeply disturbing, manipulative and antisocial behavior."

I asked "You think so, huh? Well, it's Jesse Watters and he told the story live."

His face! OmG, it was just so precious...he was shocked and horrified. It's like I made him take a bite of a shit sandwich.

I just said that I was not surprised that a Fox personality was "deeply disturbing, manipulative and antisocial".


A thing of beauty, Admin. When they show us who they really are, it's just a thing of beauty.

 

[Dove]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

 

[The Prowler]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

In my limited experience, there can be a big difference between different tanning beds. I went to a place one time and they put me in a room that I had never used and I got a burn. I told them it seemed much stronger and the dude said "Yeah, we just put in new bulbs."

Fuckin' idiot did not think to tell me there would be a big difference? Luckily it was not a bad burn and I was still able to get a base tan before my trip.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

I read somewhere that the body can naturally produce up to 5,000 IUs of vitamin D with just 15 minutes of exposure to direct sunlight.

I probably produced about 15,000 just through my ass cheeks that morning.

 

[Lily]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

I read somewhere that the body can naturally produce up to 5,000 IUs of vitamin D with just 15 minutes of exposure to direct sunlight.

I probably produced about 15,000 just through my ass cheeks that morning.

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body. But there's not much area to the size of the eyes, so there's that.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

I read somewhere that the body can naturally produce up to 5,000 IUs of vitamin D with just 15 minutes of exposure to direct sunlight.

I probably produced about 15,000 just through my ass cheeks that morning.

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body. But there's not much area to the size of the eyes, so there's that.

My eyes were occupied at the time, but my moon white ass cheeks made up for it.

 

[The Prowler]

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body.

What if you are wearing sun glasses?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body.

What if you are wearing sun glasses?

I still coulda kept watching the good bits.

 

[The Prowler]

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body.

What if you are asleep with your face buried in a beach towel?

 

[Dove]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

In my limited experience, there can be a big difference between different tanning beds. I went to a place one time and they put me in a room that I had never used and I got a burn. I told them it seemed much stronger and the dude said "Yeah, we just put in new bulbs."

Fuckin' idiot did not think to tell me there would be a big difference? Luckily it was not a bad burn and I was still able to get a base tan before my trip.

Perhaps that's what happened in the one I crawled into.

It really was uncomfortable for me laying it that thing. Every creek I was worried about crashing through that plastic glassy part into the bulbs and getting electrocuted lol. I was real mess that day lol.

 

[Dove]

I got sunburned balls once. We were on a patio overlooking the Caribbean on a clear and sunny morning and I engaged in a long and slow mating ritual ... of course, my ass cheeks and ball sack had never been exposed to the tropical sun before. In retrospect, I should have made that one hard and fast.

I have skin that can be in the sun all day. Even the FL sun.

The ONE time I went tanning in a tanning place
......I went in for 20 minutes. Buck nakey.

My fucking chest and both my tits were BURNED red. My boobs looked like beets. I couldnt face the water in the shower. My daughters kept begging me to talk like Mr Krabs from Spongebob

It was a nightmare. I NEVER went tanning in those UV coffins again. Even though my doctor recommended it because I get really bad seasonal winter depression and my anxiety gets worse. I just take a lot of organic vit D and stay away from those places.

I read somewhere that the body can naturally produce up to 5,000 IUs of vitamin D with just 15 minutes of exposure to direct sunlight.

I probably produced about 15,000 just through my ass cheeks that morning.

Like I said, i have skin made for the sun. I can be out in it all day and not have a problem. I get a nice glow.

My pastey ass slavic husband cant even walk from the car to the store entrance without burning half to death lol. So when we go out in the summer he has to have tons of high SPF sun screen and a hat on. One summer he burned so bad while we were doing yard work that he literally molted like an iguana lol. When we go to any beaches (lake beaches here) we usually need to find a partially shaded area where he can be shaded and I can get my sun. Or we bring the beach umbrella.

Thankfully our daughter got my skin and she doesnt burn at all. I always get sunscreen on her.
....but shes good.

We all pick on him lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

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He's slowly leaving the closet. Give him his space, man.

Did you see where one of their other freaks outed himself as a creepy fuck? Jesse Watters admitted to letting the air out of the tires of a woman he worked with to then offer her a ride and get to know her. Now, she's a moron and ended up marrying him, but she did choose to work at Fox News, so that says a lot.

However, I had a little fun with it. I asked the guy what do you think about a guy that lets the air out of a ...
told him the whole story, no names.

He says, "Well, uhm, that's..." I jumped in "desperate". He chuckled and said, "Well, yes, but more importantly, deeply disturbing, manipulative and antisocial behavior."

I asked "You think so, huh? Well, it's Jesse Watters and he told the story live."

His face! OmG, it was just so precious...he was shocked and horrified. It's like I made him take a bite of a shit sandwich.

I just said that I was not surprised that a Fox personality was "deeply disturbing, manipulative and antisocial".


A thing of beauty, Admin. When they show us who they really are, it's just a thing of beauty.

You just mad cause no one would ever let the air outta your tires just to get to know you ya fat koolaid man looking fart blimp

 

[Admin.]

 

[Dove]

The left really cannot meme.

 

[Lily]

I can see why Carlson needs to nuke his nuts, he is rather a sissy boy.

I hope it doesn't lead to melanoma though...or do I?

 

[The Prowler]

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body.

What if you are Chinese and you have those squinty little eyes?

 

[Admin.]

The eyes absorb the most Vitamin D of any part of the body.

What if you are Chinese and you have those squinty little eyes?

Then you would be blind when doing sex stuff.

 

[The Prowler]

Then you would be blind when doing sex stuff.

Shush.

The Leaker is giving biology lessons.

Even though she is not a biologist.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Look at admin dreaming all day about tuckers cock. What a homo

 

[Seamajor]

Cock. There he goes again. Hope you’re getting some shorty

 

[Admin.]

Look at admin dreaming all day about tuckers cock. What a homo

^^^What someone seriously lacking testosterone would say.

 

[Admin.]

"Oops, I did it again!"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Look at admin dreaming all day about tuckers cock. What a homo

^^^What someone seriously lacking testosterone would say.

^^^^^ what someone who wants to suck the sperm out of tuckers balls would say. Faggot

 

[Admin.]

Look at admin dreaming all day about tuckers cock. What a homo

^^^What someone seriously lacking testosterone would say.

^^^^^ what someone who wants to suck the sperm out of tuckers balls would say. Faggot

It's plain to see that Tucker's tan balls have captured your imagination!