Valentine's Day

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My wife does "paper crafting" and she made me a nice card for Valentine's Day.


Here is a picture of it:


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We had a very nice candlelight dinner....not on that table.

We used our Dining Room....

We have a speaker in there from our multi-room stereo system and had the music playing very low.


It was very romantic.
 
Who cooked?

My wife....

We had pork tenderloin, stuffing, gravy, green beans, scalloped potatoes, a Oriental salad with some noodles...and a fancy butter tart for dessert. A robust Italian red wine to accompany the meal.

We used our Bone China, fancy cutlery, and fancy crystal wine glasses.

We are high class.
 
My wife....

We had pork tenderloin, stuffing, gravy, green beans, scalloped potatoes, a Oriental salad with some noodles...and a fancy butter tart for dessert. A robust Italian red wine to accompany the meal.

We used our Bone China, fancy cutlery, and fancy crystal wine glasses.

We are high class.

What's his name again?
 
That would be an option.....

That company started in my town by a local dude. He was good for this community..sponsorships for sports and stuff like that.
I fucking love the cabbage rolls
 
My wife used our Cricut machine to make that card...to do the more intricate cutting.

I use the same machine to cut the Heat Transfer Vinyl that I use to make the shirts for my baseball league.
 
My wife used our Cricut machine to make that card...to do the more intricate cutting.

I use the same machine to cut the Heat Transfer Vinyl that I use to make the shirts for my baseball league.

What's his name?
 
"Oriental salad" with pork tenderloin and mashed potatoes.

This fool's wife doesn't know how to put flavors together. You're clearly Canadian bumpkins.

Why didn't she just throw some raisins in there somewhere and Thousand Island dressing?
 
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Imagine thinking that we had the salad with the pork tenderloin.

Also thinking that scalloped potatoes is the same dish as mashed potatoes.

Oh yeah....Last edited: Yesterday at 9:56 PM
 
Imagine thinking that we had the salad with the pork tenderloin.

Also thinking that scalloped potatoes is the same dish as mashed potatoes.

Oh yeah....Last edited: Yesterday at 9:56 PM
So you were able to slow your “wife’s” air leak through your imaginary dinner, that’s nice you bald incel

:Sucky Sucky: rocking the faded white corvette
 
So you were able to slow your “wife’s” air leak through your imaginary dinner, that’s nice you bald incel

:Sucky Sucky: rocking the faded white Dodge Neon


Like "oriental" salad is better if you have scalloped potatoes with the pork instead of mashed potatoes.

Who even says "oriental" anymore?

And if one has the salad hours before or hours later, as implied, is it "dinner"?
 
Imagine not understanding that fine dining involves several courses during the meal, with pauses in between for conversation.

Maybe the saying is true:

Looks like a pig.

Squeals like a pig.

Probably eats like a pig too!!!
 
Like "oriental" salad is better if you have scalloped potatoes with the pork instead of mashed potatoes.

Imagine thinking you know what type of an Oriental salad I had just based on the word "Oriental".

Lardo, food from the Orient is quite varied. That is what is nice about living in my part of the world: We have been exposed to many cultures and understand that, as one example, Chinese people eat more than just Chicken Balls!! Hahaha!!!


Who even says "oriental" anymore?

Well....ummmm....Food.com does....you will see the word "Oriental" right before the word "salad" in about 392 recipes there.

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Hahahaha!!!
 
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Imagine thinking you know what type of an Oriental salad I had just based on the word "Oriental".

Lardo, food from the Orient is quite varied. That is what is nice about living in my part of the world: We have been exposed to many cultures and understand that, as one example, Chinese people eat more than just Chicken Balls!! Hahaha!!!




Well....ummmm....Food.com does....you will