Wait...Trump is NOT Racist!??!?!?!?

[Courier 6]

Well, what you lack in teeth, you make up for in inebriation. So you've got that part of being Scottish nailed, anyway.

 

[Courier 6]

OMG MARKETS FLUCTUATE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I just discovered stock markets LOL BONC)

Yeah, that's how it works, you fuckin' leek.

 

[Lily]

Shares of DJT were down $1.40 today to a new low.

While the broader market continues soaring to record highs, Donnie Downer slides into bankruptcy, again.

Playing devil's advocate here, doesn't that depend on whether he invested his own money? If he didn't, isn't him selling at any price, a profit for him?

 

[Admin.]

Yeah, that's how it works, you fuckin' leek.

From $80 down to $12 is not a fluctuation, good effort though, you tried!

 

[Admin.]

Playing devil's advocate here, doesn't that depend on whether he invested his own money? If he didn't, isn't him selling at any price, a profit for him?

I’m unclear on his position too, many Wall Street analysts are calling it grift

 

[Admin.]

Playing devil's advocate here, doesn't that depend on whether he invested his own money? If he didn't, isn't him selling at any price, a profit for him?

He has declared that he won’t sell, which does complicate things if he does decide to sell

 

[Lily]

I’m unclear on his position too, many Wall Street analysts are calling it grift

I have no doubt if there's an opportunity to grift, he will.

 

[Blandscape]

If Courier said summfing worth reading, would I be able to trade a print out for free fuel at an Esso station?

 

[Admin.]

I have no doubt if there's an opportunity to grift, he will.

He’s now offering $100 commemorative coins, containing $30 worth of silver! Better jump on them fast before Dotard Six snaps them up!

 

[Lily]

We are a different breed us Americans. At a dinner party on Saturday evening, a woman was sharing her background, a large portion of people living in California aren't from California. She was from Pennsylvania, and one side of her family from Ohio before that. Then she talked about her ethnic heritage. She finished her story and looked at my partner and asked him what his background was.

He also had a succinct answer that he answered with perfect comedic tone and timing: "Presbyterian"

 

[Lily]

He has declared that he won’t sell, which does complicate things if he does decide to sell

I would believe what Satan uttered before anything this clown says. He wants to keep the stock up for now. I'm guessing he's waiting for after the election.

 

[Courier 6]

If Courier said summfing worth reading, would I be able to trade a print out for free fuel at an Esso station?

Maybe to Yolandi Visser. She fink u freeky and she like u a lot, I'm sure.

 

[Blandscape]

Could have been worse Oak, he might have answered Calvinist!

 

[Courier 6]

I would believe what Satan uttered before anything this clown says.

That's because you're lazy, and it's easier to engage in tribalism than it is to evaluate individual statements.

 

[Lily]

Could have been worse Oak, he might have answered Calvinist!

I think you might be splitting hairs, Blandy. A distinction without a difference perhaps.

 

[Lily]

Only a clown would believe that an individual like Trump requires deep analysis to assess his profound flaws as a human being. He almost fails at qualifying as sentient.

 

[Blandscape]

I fink Courier is a Calvinist, without realising it!

 

[Courier 6]

Only a clown would believe that an individual like Trump requires deep analysis to assess his profound flaws as a human being. He almost fails at qualifying as sentient.

I accuse you of being lazy, and evidently you think that proving I'm right will be some kind of rebuttal. You really are special. Olympically, I mean.

 

[Courier 6]

I fink Courier is a Calvinist, without realising it!

I don't even know what that is. Let me look.

Definitely not. I don't go for idiotic scams, and that includes any version of any Abrahamic religion on the same grounds that it includes leftist horseshit.

 

[Blandscape]

I accuse you of being lazy, and evidently you think that proving I'm right will be some kind of rebuttal. You really are special. Olympically, I mean.

She truly is the gold standard in what you could never comprehend.

 

[Blandscape]

I don't even know what that is.

No. You don't, do ye!

 

[Courier 6]

She truly is the gold standard in what you could never comprehend.

Back tae th' loch wi' you, Groundskeeper Willie.

 

[Courier 6]

No. You don't, do ye!

I found out before completing the quoted post, ya fuckin' asparagus.

 

[Blandscape]

Back tae th' loch wi' you, Groundskeeper Willie.

And into the dumpster with your opinion of even yersel!

 

[Courier 6]

And into the dumpster with your opinion of yersel!

Shouldn't you have called it a 'bin', ya fabrication?

 

[Blandscape]

A bin is a sliding scale of worth, you were always destined fir a dumpster.

 

[Courier 6]

A bin is a sliding scale of worth, you were always destined fir a dumpster.

A 'bin' or 'wheelie bin' (alternatively a 'skip') is what they call a dumpster in the U.K. I'll grant you this, your spoken Scottish is about as good as Mike Myers', but you haven't got the vocabulary to back it up, other than what you cop from Robert Burns, which anybody can look up and emulate.

 

[Blandscape]

You are not even a parody of Courier six courier six in lower case!

 

[Courier 6]

You are not even a parody of Courier six courier six in lower case!

You know we can all see that's not a denial, right?

 

[Blandscape]

What am I supposed to deny?