Wanted, please apply, pleeease

[Fredricka]

Wanted, new backup for jack since x is leaving. Your duties will invlude: being willing to laugh, yes laugh at lame things jack posts, so sense of humour is not required. Being around nearly all day like jack is, ready to prop him up. Changing old man nappies, especially when Adam or flynn have posted at him. Having a passion for sausages, and give quality good mornings and boring smalltalk. If you're a yes man who can pretend you agree with jacks crazy ideas and can suspend reality, please apply here

 

[Flynn]

 

[Fredricka]

X can deliver those leaflets

 

[Cookie Monster]

Someone who can lie a lot and posts all day........errrrrr fraudrika?

 

[jack]

Funny she sucked my cock 24/7 until I e-broke up with her. The pm's i have about all of you from her are very interesting.

Yet another another vanity thread.

Thanks REEK. You'll always be my favorite toy.

 

[Fredricka]

Someone who can lie a lot and posts all day........errrrrr fraudrika?

The adverts done crookie, my biggest fan. if you have anything to add, do your own

 

[Fredricka]

Funny she sucked my cock 24/7 until I e-broke up with her. The pm's i have about all of you from her are very interesting.

Yet another another vanity thread.

Thanks REEK. You'll always be my favorite toy.

This thread is ABOUT you, not for you to post in. Stfu and gtfo

 

[jack]

This thread is ABOUT you, not for you to post in. Stfu and gtfo

Like I said REEK, thanks for the vanity thread.

Im pretty sure I can post wherever I want. Also sure you can't do a thing about it, so you stfu. They're your words, you get to eat them.

 

[Fredricka]

Like I said REEK, thanks for the vanity thread.

Im pretty sure I can post wherever I want. Also sure you can't do a thing about it, so you stfu. They're your words, you get to eat them.

You cant post in my threads, you're unwelcome and I won't be responsible for my cheesings

 

[Cookie Monster]

The adverts done crookie, my biggest fan. if you have anything to add, do your own

You have no fans, real ones. Delusional imaginary ones maybe

 

[Fredricka]

You have no fans, real ones. Delusional imaginary ones maybe

Who are you trying to convince, me or you?

 

[jack]

Who are you trying to convince, me or you?

You don't matter, delusional one.

Everyone that associates with you uses you for their convenience.

Just like I did.

 

[realgrimm]

Not gunna happen, X is our cancerous tumor and as much as you try hell just mutate and morph into an amalgamation, he is constantly evolving and has transgressed in amoeba to the cyst stage and is still fiercely consuming..

Cyst Stage
When environmental conditions are unfavorable (e.g., dry, cold, or lacking nutrients), the trophozoite rounds up and develops a thick, protective wall. This dormant stage is environmentally resistant, allowing the amoeba to survive outside a host for long periods.

 

[Seamajor]

The adverts done crookie, my biggest fan. if you have anything to add, do your own

You’re as funny as a truck load of dead babies.

 

[realgrimm]

Ill hunt him down if I have too since he lives literally walking distance away from me

 

[realgrimm]

He should expect no less

 

[jack]

You’re as funny as a truck load of dead babies.

With a live one wiggling in the center.

 

[realgrimm]

Whats red and flesh color and gurgles in the corner...

Spoiler: Answer

A baby teething on a razor blade

 

[Fredricka]

You don't matter, delusional one.

Everyone that associates with you uses you for their convenience.

Just like I did.

How was I convenient? I gave you nowt

 

[Fredricka]

Not gunna happen, X is our cancerous tumor and as much as you try hell just mutate and morph into an amalgamation, he is constantly evolving and has transgressed in amoeba to the cyst stage and is still fiercely consuming..

I think hes embarrassed about his astronomical post count really, he's trying to come to terms with being an e lifer

 

[Fredricka]

You’re as funny as a truck load of dead babies.

Lack of sense of humour is one of the skills jacks looking for, you should apply for the position of his personal ass licker now x dumped him

 

[Fredricka]

Ill hunt him down if I have too since he lives literally walking distance away from me

Please poke him in the eye and tell him Fredricka says hi

 

[Seamajor]

Please poke him in the eye and tell him Fredricka says hi

Try high. Fits you better

 

[Seamajor]

Lack of sense of humour is one of the skills jacks looking for, you should apply for the position of his personal ass licker now x dumped him

Like you when you speak Cornball. Come on, let’s hear some

 

[Fredricka]

Like you when you speak Cornball. Come on, let’s hear some

You dont have to speak cornish to be jacks personal ass licker, you have to speak jackenese, which you pretty much do. Go for the interview, I think he'll give you the job

 

[realgrimm]

I think hes embarrassed about his astronomical post count really, he's trying to come to terms with being an e lifer

Hey @Bastard Factory anyway you can adjust Xs post count..

 

[realgrimm]

Ya nvm it probably doesnt work lessening posts anyway

 

[Fredricka]

Coo, x is mad today.....lol

 

[realgrimm]

Dont be mad X , random banter is bestest, Ill put the kibosh on this

 

[realgrimm]

We need our Canadians everyone of them