Wanted, please apply, pleeease

You dont have to speak cornish to be jacks personal ass licker, you have to speak jackenese, which you pretty much do. Go for the interview, I think he'll give you the job
I see. You seem to be licking DD ass. Ever since she nailed your flaps down. Seriously, I’d rethink that.
 
Speaking Cornball, Mrs.Short Attention span. They go hand in hand with attention whores
Now you insult the whole of cornwall? I think I should bring some of my cornish friends here to tear you limb from limb, and chuck their rattlers bottles at you