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Hey dickhead, I'm actually staying at my maws house this week in Florida!I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"Have I?I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitableI'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure
Free advice on shagging a mountain.
Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.
Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.
Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.
and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.
and I mean very rare
But you've done it.
LMFAO
Tell me moar
You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.
I didn't post that, you did.
are you really having trouble reading that?
Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked?
Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.
You lie like a rug Stubby. Try an 81 Fiat, and maws mobile home.