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Lokmar

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I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.
I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO
Have I?

Tell me moar :Popcorn:


You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.
"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked? :Popcorn:

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.
I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

You lie like a rug Stubby. Try an 81 Fiat, and maws mobile home.
Hey dickhead, I'm actually staying at my maws house this week in Florida!
 

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Still have no clue wtf happened. Why the op? It can't be that hard to explain with details rather than vague inuendo.
 

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Still have no clue wtf happened. Why the op? It can't be that hard to explain with details rather than vague inuendo.
You’ll have to take a trip over to Bc for context

But basically it’s me making the snowflakes cry again
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Thinking about Flying My Audi FA8 Flying Car up to Novia Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
 

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Oh NO!

Did Flynn say my LABIA was rotten?!

Oh man. I'm destroyed. I hope the welfare accusations are not next! I'd have net unalive myself.

Really I just cannot come back from that. That was devastating.

***belch***

Did I also mention your face? If I didn't I'll do it now. Just did.

You're about as "cute" as you are smart. Now take your broke down self out of this thread and go pester someone that actually thinks you're worth something you complete waste of oxygen.
 

Flynn

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Oh NO!

Did Flynn say my LABIA was rotten?!

Oh man. I'm destroyed. I hope the welfare accusations are not next! I'd have net unalive myself.

Really I just cannot come back from that. That was devastating.

***belch***

You'd think she threw a bucket of water on you.

Sure, if that does it for you.

Was he talking my inner or outer labia? What about vaginal canal? Is that rotten too? Maybe its prolapsed and I'm sitting on it right now?

Is it also STANKY?! I hope it's not STANKY!!

Gawd I'm so butt hurt right now. It really bothers me that people on BF think poorly of my vagina and labia :(

Yeah you are. You're only shreiking about it now because it finally dawned on you what a Labia is. I bet you had to Google it first.
 

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Oh NO!

Did Flynn say my LABIA was rotten?!

Oh man. I'm destroyed. I hope the welfare accusations are not next! I'd have net unalive myself.

Really I just cannot come back from that. That was devastating.

***belch***

You'd think she threw a bucket of water on you.

Sure, if that does it for you.

Was he talking my inner or outer labia? What about vaginal canal? Is that rotten too? Maybe its prolapsed and I'm sitting on it right now?

Is it also STANKY?! I hope it's not STANKY!!

Gawd I'm so butt hurt right now. It really bothers me that people on BF think poorly of my vagina and labia :(


^^Still melting...

So I'm STILL melting? I've been melting? :LOL3:

You sure?

Either that or your brain just leaked out of your ears. You tell us.
 

Flynn

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Oh NO!

Did Flynn say my LABIA was rotten?!

Oh man. I'm destroyed. I hope the welfare accusations are not next! I'd have net unalive myself.

Really I just cannot come back from that. That was devastating.

***belch***

You'd think she threw a bucket of water on you.

Sure, if that does it for you.

Was he talking my inner or outer labia? What about vaginal canal? Is that rotten too? Maybe its prolapsed and I'm sitting on it right now?

Is it also STANKY?! I hope it's not STANKY!!

Gawd I'm so butt hurt right now. It really bothers me that people on BF think poorly of my vagina and labia :(


^^Still melting...

So I'm STILL melting? I've been melting? :LOL3:

You sure?

I'm positive. The comment wasn't worth 3 posts. 4 won't make it any better, but knock yourself out cuz FREEDUMB

Lol you okay?

Guess what? The whole "dirty vagina", "ur melting"(when they clearly are not) and welfare rips really are not worth bothering with.

Does it look real stupid? It's supposed to. FREEDUMB indeed.

This is how I know I got to Dovey. No one even said anything about her about her collecting "welfare" today, but how many times has SHE brought it up? It's a Dovey flinch that I've seen many times.
 

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Oh NO!

Did Flynn say my LABIA was rotten?!

Oh man. I'm destroyed. I hope the welfare accusations are not next! I'd have net unalive myself.

Really I just cannot come back from that. That was devastating.

***belch***

You'd think she threw a bucket of water on you.

Sure, if that does it for you.

Was he talking my inner or outer labia? What about vaginal canal? Is that rotten too? Maybe its prolapsed and I'm sitting on it right now?

Is it also STANKY?! I hope it's not STANKY!!

Gawd I'm so butt hurt right now. It really bothers me that people on BF think poorly of my vagina and labia :(


^^Still melting...

So I'm STILL melting? I've been melting? :LOL3:

You sure?

I'm positive. The comment wasn't worth 3 posts. 4 won't make it any better, but knock yourself out cuz FREEDUMB

Lol you okay?

Guess what? The whole "dirty vagina", "ur melting"(when they clearly are not) and welfare rips really are not worth bothering with.

Does it look real stupid? It's supposed to. FREEDUMB indeed.

This is how I know I got to Dovey. No one even said anything about her about her collecting "welfare" today, but how many times has SHE brought it up? It's a Dovey flinch that I've seen many times.

No one said jack shit about welfare. You insulted her nether region. I said she was melting about it.

Somehow, she thought welfare was relevant.

And a partridge in a pear tree.
 

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL
 

Dove

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL

Yep.

They go off like a 4th of July finale, reassure one another that theyve "got to me" because I made fun of their generic "dirty pussy" and "welfare" big guns :LOL3:

This is basically what all these talented content creating "flamers" say to every female opponent. They are sluts. Their vagina are a mess. They are on welfare. They are hookers. They are ugly.

Then they claim victory over teh interwebz.
 

Frood

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL

Yep.

They go off like a 4th of July finale, reassure one another that theyve "got to me" because I made fun of their generic "dirty pussy" and "welfare" big guns :LOL3:

This is basically what all these talented content creating "flamers" say to every female opponent. They are sluts. Their vagina are a mess. They are on welfare. They are hookers. They are ugly.

Then they claim victory over teh interwebz.


....but aren't most females online used up, fat and ugly, above all stupid, and whores?

Just seeking clarification....

It just seems like a running trend is all..
 

Seamajor

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL

Yep.

They go off like a 4th of July finale, reassure one another that theyve "got to me" because I made fun of their generic "dirty pussy" and "welfare" big guns :LOL3:

This is basically what all these talented content creating "flamers" say to every female opponent. They are sluts. Their vagina are a mess. They are on welfare. They are hookers. They are ugly.

Then they claim victory over teh interwebz.


....but aren't most females online used up, fat and ugly, above all stupid, and whores?

Just seeking clarification....

It just seems like a running trend is all..

Who you?
 

Dove

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Okay. Never mind, then. But thanks so much for all your help anyway.

Lotus I literally told you what happened. Stop viewing me as some Republican monolith and maybe look at what I'm saying when I quote you?

Have i been that "mean" to you just by disagreeing with stuff?
 

Dove

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL

Yep.

They go off like a 4th of July finale, reassure one another that theyve "got to me" because I made fun of their generic "dirty pussy" and "welfare" big guns :LOL3:

This is basically what all these talented content creating "flamers" say to every female opponent. They are sluts. Their vagina are a mess. They are on welfare. They are hookers. They are ugly.

Then they claim victory over teh interwebz.


....but aren't most females online used up, fat and ugly, above all stupid, and whores?

Just seeking clarification....

It just seems like a running trend is all..

Of course we are. Lol
 

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I'd have a broke dick if I were forced to fuck someone as fat and ugly as you. fo sure

Free advice on shagging a mountain.

Never try for the cunt, you'll disappear in those rolls of blubber.

Content yourself with rubbing off on a ripple. You'll still get a happy ending and she can brag to her mates that even whilst needing a hoist mechanism to take a bath she can still pull for a drunk karaoke singer.

Fat birds are welcomed at Japanese establishments due to their resemblance to Sumo stars in their homeland.
I try to avoid fucking fat chicks unless I'm absolutely feeling very charitable

and fortunately that's a very rare occasion.

and I mean very rare

But you've done it.


LMFAO
Have I?

Tell me moar :Popcorn:


You said it...you used plural...fat chicks.

I didn't post that, you did.
"I try to avoid fucking fat chicks"

are you really having trouble reading that?


Now tell me moar about this fat chick I've fucked? :Popcorn:

Are you horney... buy a corvette like Bra1n and get laid every night.
I'm doing just fine with my 2 luxury cars, 4200 sq ft mansion and Olympic size swimming pool

You lie like a rug Stubby. Try an 81 Fiat, and maws mobile home.
Hey dickhead, I'm actually staying at my maws house this week in Florida!

The same trailer park as Stubbys maws ?
 

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FOUR Dove responses ???
Ffs someone get some Ritalin to mix with flynnies crack ahahahahahqhaahaqq

Fuuuuuuuck
Please tell us in FOUR Moarr responses how she doesn't own you LOL

Yep.

They go off like a 4th of July finale, reassure one another that theyve "got to me" because I made fun of their generic "dirty pussy" and "welfare" big guns :LOL3:

This is basically what all these talented content creating "flamers" say to every female opponent. They are sluts. Their vagina are a mess. They are on welfare. They are hookers. They are ugly.

Then they claim victory over teh interwebz.


Of course we all get to you, dat's whit makes ye not really dat special.
 

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And tell us all why a seemingly quite smart lass from downtown who cares ended up finking that black and brown people are the devils spawn, unless they stay in their own country, but you seem to migrate anywhere you like via white supremacy?