Obviously he's too busy partying it up...
So is Prowler a pickle or a cactus with no prick?
So punny.
My dad jokes are all yolk & no filler.
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So is Prowler a pickle or a cactus with no prick?
So punny.
My dad jokes are all yolk & no filler.
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They're pickles... at a ball.
Pickle//ball.
Pickleball.
It's depressing that I even have to explain that.
Remember the one Jackass skit they shaved their pubes and stuck it on the one guy as a beard and he didn't know? Curly would give it away methinks.
250? I stopped posting in 2005 for about 10 years.
You think you're bored?
You get what life gives you or you get out there and make your life about finding something else.
Complaining isn't something else. It's nothing else.
Maybe Prowler's assboxing was horse. No need to bash me, bro. To each their own.
What did Heath Ledger say before he died?
Why so serious?
"Womp womp." ~ Corey Lewandowski (And probably someone before him.)
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You can't mention hair around prowler!
I didn't get it, those things are gherkins
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Okay okay I get it: I'll try to do better next time.
...but I still think it was funny.
Serious? Me?
Almost never; even when I *am* being serious.
Sorry I didn't get the pickleball pic. I lived in Florida for a time so I know pickleball but isn't Prowler in Canada? Must be indoor pickleball there as they only have like two warm days a year.
Pickleball in Canada is like having an outdoor swimming pool in North Dakota.
Total waste of $$$ unless you're into taking ice baths.
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I don't know the particulars of when and where he plays but I do know Prowler was/is a big pickleball fan.
For a while he talked about it almost as much as his albino corvette, and that's a high bar.
Well we all are losing it. Women less than dudes. Eunichs with lopped off balls kept their hair back in the day so it's not a surprise.
I figure Tom Cruise got a prescrip blocker from late 20s onward because as soon or sooner than 30 years of age, a dude's hair is retreating off our heads all thanks to our balls, but he still has a full doo.
Too late for moi. I see it going and wave. I got bigger fish to fry. Like home improvement & whatnot. Let bygones be already gones.
You think Helen Keller cared if her Manolo Blahniks matched her Versace crossbody?
Fuck no.
Live life on your terms. Not on one of life's ridiculous prenups like your hair will run away from you and muscles ache.
Life says I'm gonna beat you down no matter what because that's what I do.
You say I'm gonna be victorious no matter what because that's what I do.
Not because life took it easy on me but because I know life throws hard & I still rocked it outta this fucking ballpark.
Point at the stands and crush it.
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I heard you wear braces on your cunt teeth.
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Frankly, no one gives a fuck about your preferences.
Where did you nick that line from, I don't recognise it
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Should my cock BRACE for impact?
Like invisalign?
Sorry Fredericka. Couldn't resist.
Sorry Garraty. Sechs uall preference bod I lee reefer ence numero two hundred AND fifty one.
I once had a math teacher who hated when people would say something like two hundred AND fifty one, instead of just two hundred fifty one.
He said, "There is no AND"... between two hundred & fifty one.
Now THAT is OLD SCHOOL.
Prowler bro jefe the teh dude abides; we are trying our best to make this assbox asshat asstaste assstuffing thread some type of tribute you would willingly return to so please just show your face already even as fugly as it forever remains. Overtly or intovertly your mundane posts launched a thousand or maybe probably assuredly a ton fuck less care for their return.
Don't be butthurt. Be in ecstacy of anything butt. (Sorry Garraty)
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Sounds like jacks feeling threatened. Don't be scared though jack, you'll not get near it
Sounds like jacks feeling threatened. Don't be scared though jack, you'll not get near it
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I'm not scared. Just keep that thing away from me.
And remember to brush twice a day. I hear dental work is a bitch.
OY! You do NOT stalk me, I stalk YOU. Get with the programme jack
Judgemental dudes seem to blame holes for depth.
I'd rather swan dive to see how deep the hole goes.
Am I meek to inheret the earth or merely meek to inheret pussay weak ineffectual dudes judge problematic?
Their loss.
Nick was a Cave. He sang a Johnny Cash ditty.
I'm going to assign the job of mrniceguy translater to garraty, hopefully he's up to the job :)
Looks like jacks doing as he's told fredders, you TOLD him
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are you REALLY talking to yourself?
He's still at it fredders, should we kill him?
DO IT
Sooooo there's a chance?
