What do you think of the flooding of Illegal Immigration?

[Jack]

A large section of my town now speaks spanish and there's tents EVERYWHERE in the park.

Fucking city people. You should try the country.

That isn't California.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

A large section of my town now speaks spanish and there's tents EVERYWHERE in the park.

You can get a really deep discount on your lawn service then.

 

[Jack]

You can get a really deep discount on your lawn service then.

This is why I like you.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

This is why I like you.

Why wouldn't anyone not like me? I am Reggie. I am Great and Incomparable and no one else is.

 

[Jack]

Why wouldn't anyone not like me? I am Reggie. I am Great and Incomparable and no one else is.

Because you're fucking Gurk.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Because you're fucking Gurk.

Gurk was indeed Great and Incomparable before Reggie ever was, but before that a guy named Hadding strode the cybersphere like a giant laying waste to all and sundry who dared stand before him.

Hadding may have been a bit before the time we crossed cyberpaths.

 

[Jack]

Gurk was indeed Great and Incomparable before Reggie ever was, but before that a guy named Hadding strode the cybersphere like a giant laying waste to all and sundry who dared stand before him.

Hadding may have been a bit before the time we crossed cyberpaths.

It was. I met you as Gurk with your clan.

Grand fun.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It was. I met you as Gurk with your clan.

Grand fun.

Indeed. The Glory Days are always the best. There was a time we were the first to do all this cybershit dick wagging, now it seems the entire world is enslaved by this cybershit tomfoolery.

In a a way we're lucky we're old, jack. We should both be safely gone to that Great Beyond when all this shit explodes. It's not a matter of if, just when.