What makes you happy...

[X]

Things like this lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Eight Thoughts my second favourite Canadian
Also the Doc

 

[Jeannie]

Dog sitting these two at a friends, PLEASE don’t come back too early !

but then u have 2 pee but u hold it cause u dont want 2 walk them lol

 

[realgrimm]

Sloppy BJs(recieving)

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Bacon

 

[Jeannie]

Up

Dog sitting these two at a friends, PLEASE don’t come back too early !

but then u have 2 pee but u hold it cause u dont want 2 walk them lol

*walk* = wake
no edit option 4 typos :facepalm:

 

[Rosemary]

I teach yoga, power pilates classes and i volunteer my time at the humane society once a month. also being a member of young swingers clubs and my dark, random humor. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs. Great food also makes me very happy.

 

[Krieg]

Myself.

 

[knife wielder]

Pictures and videos of sweaty fitness women.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Honesty

 

[Jeannie]

when im waiting on line 2 pay and the stores cat or dog brushes against me 4 attention <3

 

[Jeannie]

I teach yoga, power pilates classes and i volunteer my time at the humane society once a month. also being a member of young swingers clubs and my dark, random humor. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs. Great food also makes me very happy.

wow thats a lot of bait in one post lol
i do pilates and tae bo at my gym and volunteer w/ an animal rescue group

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just me and the dog home alone and snacking.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I've left some clues

 

[knife wielder]

Anything that makes me not not happy.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Anything that makes me not not happy.

try not to spunk your new underoos kw

 

[Swamp-Duck]

My phone wasn’t alerting me to texts for some reason, I didn’t have time to mess about so I stuck it on something else that’s reads out who’s calling, I didn’t know it also read out the whole text message too, so I’m in the doctors waiting room and my pocket shouts out, dank ammo most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! bags dropping off all day. I keep thinking about it and laughing.

 

[Jeannie]

hot cocoa w/ little marshmallows when its raining outside my window

 

[chew the fat]

12l. I might be happy and I just don't know it... :OMG4:

Is there degrees of happiness.

Like last week I was 80% happy but this week I'm only 10% happy so it's like I'm having a man period mood change.

It's not that I know what a period is like because I don't have all the machinery for that but I need a descriptive word that tells me what it's like when I'm not on top of my game and feel like I'm some weird zombie.

I probable just need a service and an oil change and check all the items in the log book.

I'm searching for a simple explanation because I'm just a shit cunt regular knob.

34 psi in the tires and I'll be on my way madam and I'll be happy again.

 

[Jeannie]

People who still have good manners.

 

[knife wielder]

weightlifting

 

[MasterBlaster]

I bet you can lift a lot of shit.

 

[knife wielder]

Getting horseshit reactions on my comments.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Everyone gets what they deserve.

 

[knife wielder]

The rare occasions when criminal cops get locked behind bars.

 

[knife wielder]

delicious food!

 

[knife wielder]

It'd be great to see this in the United States.

Unfortunately, somehow, the cop who doled out the abuse didn't get caught, but I love the idea of the audience chasing after these dirty bastards.

 

[knife wielder]

Not having any nasty habits like smoking cigarettes.

 

[knife wielder]

The ignore feature on this forum.

 

[knife wielder]

Purell ADVANCED hand sanitizer