What makes you happy...

What makes you happy...

  • 1a. Money and the evils it brings...

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • 2b. Friends and all the lying and cheating they do to you....

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3c. Looking to your future...[you have none]...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4d. Family...double crossing pricks...

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • 5e. Sex...which you never get...am.i.rite...

    Votes: 6 54.5%
  • 6f. I like being a miserable twat...voye for me...

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • 7g. Boobs...hell yeah I'm happy...[hmmmm]

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • 8h. Watching sport...[only if we win]...

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • 9i. Your partner...who hates you...

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • 10j. Your hobby...you have no life...

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • 11k. Eating...yes yes...omg...OMG....

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • 12l. I might be happy and I just don't it...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 13m. Lets all have a hug and no grabbing any private parts...

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • 14n. Fuck off Chew The Fat you stupid cunt ...

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Total voters
    11

Jeannie

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#41
when im waiting on line 2 pay and the stores cat or dog brushes against me 4 attention <3
 

Jeannie

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#42
I teach yoga, power pilates classes and i volunteer my time at the humane society once a month. also being a member of young swingers clubs and my dark, random humor. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs. Great food also makes me very happy.
wow thats a lot of bait in one post lol
i do pilates and tae bo at my gym and volunteer w/ an animal rescue group
 

knife wielder

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#45
Anything that makes me not not happy.
 

Swamp-Duck

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#47
My phone wasn’t alerting me to texts for some reason, I didn’t have time to mess about so I stuck it on something else that’s reads out who’s calling, I didn’t know it also read out the whole text message too, so I’m in the doctors waiting room and my pocket shouts out, dank ammo fat bags dropping off all day. I keep thinking about it and laughing.
 

Jeannie

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#48
hot cocoa w/ little marshmallows when its raining outside my window
 

chew the fat

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#49
12l. I might be happy and I just don't know it... :OMG4:

Is there degrees of happiness.

Like last week I was 80% happy but this week I'm only 10% happy so it's like I'm having a man period mood change.

It's not that I know what a period is like because I don't have all the machinery for that but I need a descriptive word that tells me what it's like when I'm not on top of my game and feel like I'm some weird zombie.

I probable just need a service and an oil change and check all the items in the log book.

I'm searching for a simple explanation because I'm just a shit cunt regular knob.

34 psi in the tires and I'll be on my way madam and I'll be happy again.

 

knife wielder

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#55
The rare occasions when criminal cops get locked behind bars.
 

knife wielder

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It'd be great to see this in the United States.

Unfortunately, somehow, the cop who doled out the abuse didn't get caught, but I love the idea of the audience chasing after these dirty bastards.

 

knife wielder

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#59
The ignore feature on this forum.
 
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