I teach yoga, power pilates classes and i volunteer my time at the humane society once a month. also being a member of young swingers clubs and my dark, random humor. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs. Great food also makes me very happy.
My phone wasn’t alerting me to texts for some reason, I didn’t have time to mess about so I stuck it on something else that’s reads out who’s calling, I didn’t know it also read out the whole text message too, so I’m in the doctors waiting room and my pocket shouts out, dank ammo fat bags dropping off all day. I keep thinking about it and laughing.
Like last week I was 80% happy but this week I'm only 10% happy so it's like I'm having a man period mood change.
It's not that I know what a period is like because I don't have all the machinery for that but I need a descriptive word that tells me what it's like when I'm not on top of my game and feel like I'm some weird zombie.
I probable just need a service and an oil change and check all the items in the log book.
I'm searching for a simple explanation because I'm just a shit cunt regular knob.
34 psi in the tires and I'll be on my way madam and I'll be happy again.