What makes you happy...

What makes you happy...

  • 1a. Money and the evils it brings...

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • 2b. Friends and all the lying and cheating they do to you....

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3c. Looking to your future...[you have none]...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4d. Family...double crossing pricks...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 5e. Sex...which you never get...am.i.rite...

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • 6f. I like being a miserable twat...voye for me...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 7g. Boobs...hell yeah I'm happy...[hmmmm]

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • 8h. Watching sport...[only if we win]...

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • 9i. Your partner...who hates you...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 10j. Your hobby...you have no life...

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • 11k. Eating...yes yes...omg...OMG....

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • 12l. I might be happy and I just don't it...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 13m. Lets all have a hug and no grabbing any private parts...

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • 14n. Fuck off Chew The Fat you stupid cunt ...

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Total voters
    17

MasterBlaster

Rest In Peace Boyd
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Post a pic, bro.

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Iggy McLulz

Fucking Delightful
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My phone wasn’t alerting me to texts for some reason, I didn’t have time to mess about so I stuck it on something else that’s reads out who’s calling, I didn’t know it also read out the whole text message too, so I’m in the doctors waiting room and my pocket shouts out, dank ammo fat bags dropping off all day. I keep thinking about it and laughing.
And that is why I don’t use that function. jfc :LOL2:
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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My phone wasn’t alerting me to texts for some reason, I didn’t have time to mess about so I stuck it on something else that’s reads out who’s calling, I didn’t know it also read out the whole text message too, so I’m in the doctors waiting room and my pocket shouts out, dank ammo fat bags dropping off all day. I keep thinking about it and laughing.
And that is why I don’t use that function. jfc :LOL2:

I won’t be using it no more lol.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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I found a pile of cut branches, poplar I think, on the road yesterday morning. One piece looked good for a walking staff. Took a couple of hours to shape and sand it, 3 coats of stain and weatherproofing. This morning I'm doing some finish sanding and urethane. Maybe a little Maori lashing with hemp.

This makes me happy.