What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

[Blazor]

Night Blazor :)

And good morning Raven lol.

 

[Blazor]

Trying to think of a smart ass response to Blazor for no apparent reason other than I can.....I got nuthin'.

Love you too Krieg hahahaha :Cheers:

Riiight.. the last time you said that it was followed by "does this smell like chloroform?" and I woke up a week later naked with friction burns around my sphincter and donkey hair on your couch. You just back up there... slow your roll. Weirdo.

Dude that wasnt me. Maxis/Q was in the house, we didnt know he was a molester. He has been exterminated.

Sorry about the donkey hair, he was part of the midget party we had lol. Man, good times. You slept like a champ, and I couldnt figure out why. That stripper by the name of Sparkles tried to wake you too, had titties in your face, shame you missed it lol.

I will be waiting for you in a van down by the river. Bring Duct Tape... i know of Nuns nearby...The Catholic kind.

Oooo, they like spankings!

No Good Sir, they lack a gag reflex. And smell of pine.

I can tolerate the Pine, reminds me of good weed lol.

Now the gag reflex, just have to make sure what she eats. I dont wanna wind up with Wendy's chili all over my cock like last time.

What you do over there is YOUR business... no kink shaming..we're doing the work of the Gods. Praise their noodly goodness and moist tentacles.

Hahahahhaa.

Speaking of kink shaming, have you heard from Lioness? Aint seen her in a long while.

Not in 2 years now.

Yeah been close to it. Last I seen her was when she signed up here. Hmmmm, I have her number on my old phone, I'll dig it out and give her a shout in the next couple days.

 

[Blazor]

I like Pineapple barbecued with cinnamon. And a touch of pink salt.

OooOoo, that sounds goood. I've grilled pineapple before, but not that way.

 

[RAVEN]

Bout to send my old dog to an early grave.. I let the sum bitch outside for 20 minutes, let him in and the fucker shit in the kitchen... So yeah.. I'm picking up dog shit

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bout to send my old dog to an early grave.. I let the sum bitch outside for 20 minutes, let him in and the fucker shit in the kitchen... So yeah.. I'm picking up dog shit

Lol I sympathise, I’m often walking the street with a bag of dog shit ,I’ve sworn next time I’m not getting anything who’s turds are bigger than mine...

 

[Krieg]

I like Pineapple barbecued with cinnamon. And a touch of pink salt.

OooOoo, that sounds goood. I've grilled pineapple before, but not that way.

I learned about it from an all you can eat Brazilian BBQ.. They come to your table twith hunks of meat on big skewers and ask you how much do you want. They kept coming by with different types of porn pork, beef, and chicken, all BBQ'ed. For dessert, cinnamon Pineapple, with some salt.

Just got back from Dentists.. two root canals.. waiting for the freezing to wear off....:Grin3:

 

[Blazor]

I like Pineapple barbecued with cinnamon. And a touch of pink salt.

OooOoo, that sounds goood. I've grilled pineapple before, but not that way.

I learned about it from an all you can eat Brazilian BBQ.. They come to your table twith hunks of meat on big skewers and ask you how much do you want. They kept coming by with different types of porn pork, beef, and chicken, all BBQ'ed. For dessert, cinnamon Pineapple, with some salt.

Just got back from Dentists.. two root canals.. waiting for the freezing to wear off....:Grin3:

Man that does sound so good. Im gonna try it when this freeze lets up.

Root canal.... does not sound so good.

 

[Krieg]

I like Pineapple barbecued with cinnamon. And a touch of pink salt.

OooOoo, that sounds goood. I've grilled pineapple before, but not that way.

I learned about it from an all you can eat Brazilian BBQ.. They come to your table twith hunks of meat on big skewers and ask you how much do you want. They kept coming by with different types of porn pork, beef, and chicken, all BBQ'ed. For dessert, cinnamon Pineapple, with some salt.

Just got back from Dentists.. two root canals.. waiting for the freezing to wear off....:Grin3:

Man that does sound so good. Im gonna try it when this freeze lets up.

Root canal.... does not sound so good.

It's an adventure!
" take the pain! Shoot the Foot! Drive the Bod! Pain means you're still alive you little shit! Slack and idle bastards all of you!!! Love the pain!" - Sgt. Maybroda (R.I.P.)

 

[Blazor]

I like Pineapple barbecued with cinnamon. And a touch of pink salt.

OooOoo, that sounds goood. I've grilled pineapple before, but not that way.

I learned about it from an all you can eat Brazilian BBQ.. They come to your table twith hunks of meat on big skewers and ask you how much do you want. They kept coming by with different types of porn pork, beef, and chicken, all BBQ'ed. For dessert, cinnamon Pineapple, with some salt.

Just got back from Dentists.. two root canals.. waiting for the freezing to wear off....:Grin3:

Man that does sound so good. Im gonna try it when this freeze lets up.

Root canal.... does not sound so good.

It's an adventure!
" take the pain! Shoot the Foot! Drive the Bod! Pain means you're still alive you little shit! Slack and idle bastards all of you!!! Love the pain!" - Sgt. Maybroda (R.I.P.)

Lol, I have a high pain tolerance. I've had one root canal. That pain was nowhere near as bad as the impacted wisdom tooth that had a cyst under it.

I would still rather have that grilled pineapple than a root canal lol.

 

[Blazor]

About to dig my suit out, got a funeral to go to tomorrow.

 

[Matt Smith]

Just finished washing my van.

 

[Blazor]

Ugh, I hate funerals. See y'all later.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

watching a BattleBots marathon having a cup of coffee

 

[RAVEN]

Saying hello to my friendo, Mr Whipple... Hi Mr. Whipple :Hello:

 

[Dove]

I was up super late doing all the laundry I'm pulling out of my moms bedroom. So im just having coffee plotting out how im gonna get a shit ton done before my Squish gets home from Babbas tonight.

And I'm ordering dry wall.

I'm also about to look up whether or not it's okay to break up old ass wood panel walls and burn them. I'll toss that shit in the fire pit rather than pay hundreds of dollars getting it hauled out. Do the redneck thing. IF it's not loaded with chemicals. This could be a really retarded idea.

If I were doing the entire house at once I would get a dumpster but I'm just doing one room at a time.

 

[Seamajor]

Watching a Iguana devour a piece a mango.

 

[Matt Smith]

Having a Lethal Weapon marathon.

 

[Blazor]

Guess I'll play some Skyrim. I'll hop back on here later.

 

[Matt Smith]

Getting ready for bed.

 

[Frood]

Diving into that pineapple I cut yesterday. Nice and cold

Which end did you dive on first?

 

[Frood]

Enjoying the community of GAB posters...

 

[Breakfall]

Enjoying the community of GAB posters...

We have the farkin time difference issue! I need to stay awake until between 00:00 and 3:00 to get decent banter these days. And that just fucked up my next day!
:Cheers:

 

[Seamajor]

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

 

[Frood]

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

Only when he pulls it out...

 

[Seamajor]

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

Only when he pulls it out...

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

Only when he pulls it out...

Pulling out is against my beliefs

 

[Dove]

Sitting in the waiting room at my moms doctors office.

Bleh.

 

[Frood]

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

Only when he pulls it out...

Ive got a special Pineapple this morning. The Nicaraguan ones with light yellow fruit. Fucking amazing. Yum

You must continually have the trots...

Only when he pulls it out...

Pulling out is against my beliefs

Well then.... keep your pineapple pressed up against your prostate, I guess....?

 

[Seamajor]

Back from a surf. The pandemic really keeping the crowds down

 

[LotusBud]

Enjoying total lockdown.