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Stuck up cunt down my road, can’t stand the twat, if you have a parking permit don’t mean you own the space outside your house, got into it a couple of times with the cunt. Wanker called me a clown lol.Walked down the road yesterday and guess who’s car is clamped ! The only people allowed to use a clamp in London now are BAILIFFs ! So now every time I walk passed his place I’m singing, ha ha said the clown, he’s told me to fuck off about 10 times.
 

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Procrastinating before i go out to eat (not really into the restaurant thing) but it's Ted Nugent's son's place and supposed to be great so, yep.. gonna eat like a t-rex tonight :Cheers:
 

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Fuck all... I can’t be bothered doing anything, might make nachos.... :Bored3:
Yes! That was it, I need to add "Cheeze-Whiz" (or similar semi-liquid cheese) to my giant food shopping list and I keep forgetting that one. I add things over the course of the week prior to the monthly dreaded food shopping spree and by the time I get to the register I got three carts hooked together like a train and nobody joins the line after me lol.
 

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Waiting for the Daytona 500 to come on in about 20 minutes>>> Drivers Start Your Engines<<< - - -- - - - - -
 

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I'm posting while Gilligans Island plays on TV in the baclground and just noticed something.
Ginger's curves are a million times better than Maryanne's but if you ask guys who they like better, 9 times out of 10 it's Maryanne and that includes me.
This shouldn't be yet it is and I think I finally know why, it's her eyes. Apparently, a pair of BIG doe eyes actually trumps far better T&A.
 

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I'm thinking of the convenient segway That poop up there has fabricated in order to tell his ghay ass story ...
 

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Writing a song on guitar that uses all suspended chords and now I am realizing that while I enjoy a challenge that may have been slightly ambitious.
 

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Waiting for the Daytona 500 to come on in about 20 minutes>>> Drivers Start Your Engines<<< - - -- - - - - -
Boogity Boogity Boogity!

It's today? I thought it was next Sunday because I hardly heard anything about it. I know it usually happens during the Valentine's Day week but I thought maybe they pushed it back a week. Oh, well - guess I missed it. I'm not a fan but it's fun to watch. Favorite thing after football season is to come home from work early enough on a Sunday to watch Bull-Riding and then watch them cars go around the track.

Washed some dishes, drinking tequila with a couple beers and reheating leftovers in the oven. FUCK, I forgot to turn the oven on!

Sitting with a heating pad on my lower back because I've been stiff and sore the last few days.