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Mr. Whipple

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just got done scouring my car and den for a scratch off lottery ticket I bought last evening ( stoned ofcourse ) hit for
$100 and the thing disappeared ..son of a sea monkey
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Jeannie

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love how they seem to salute lol

there were millions of them up and down the beach waving the claw in the air but would all shoot down these holes when i got close
Every time I put a lighter down it disappears, must be the lighter fairy, thieving Trollope...


Try putting it in your pocket - - - - -- -

Dont you know, women dont stick things in their pockets. I have never seen a woman use their pockets lol. If anything, most their stuff gets thrown in the bottomless pit, AKA their purse lol.

I also blame jean manufacturers, as they make womens jeans pockets very tiny.

they r useful as armrests after walking around all day, like at the zoo
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Blazor

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love how they seem to salute lol

there were millions of them up and down the beach waving the claw in the air but would all shoot down these holes when i got close
Every time I put a lighter down it disappears, must be the lighter fairy, thieving Trollope...


Try putting it in your pocket - - - - -- -

Dont you know, women dont stick things in their pockets. I have never seen a woman use their pockets lol. If anything, most their stuff gets thrown in the bottomless pit, AKA their purse lol.

I also blame jean manufacturers, as they make womens jeans pockets very tiny.

they r useful as armrests after walking around all day, like at the zoo
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See, that guys hand is barely 2 knuckles deep, while her hand has plenty of room to go in his pocket lol.
 

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Just made some more FECO and have to wait for my ice cubes to form ,now I'm kinda procrastinating edibles are next(cookies,chocolate caramels and mackintosh toffees )but would have to tackle the kitchen after an oil run and a pile of dishes still left over from the long week-end..:LOL1:


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Finally got out of the Hidenwood Food Lion. Seven registers open, 7 schlubs per line. Half buying water and beefaroni, the other half college boys emptying the beer aisle. I hate hurricane season.
 

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Just finished rearranging the crap in the fridge for the last 20 minutes all because I couldn't find the jar of pickles ... flippin stressed !
 

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only on weekends ..it's easier to get the glue out as they are ... the troubles of a working guy...nothing you should concern yourself with, I mean what're the hazzards on your work site ?? Some dudes pubes in your teeth ?? bah jahahahahah :ThumbsUp2:
 
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Oliver Shagnasty

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Major hazards if you must know. My dad had a runaway with the asphalt roller on a steep hill last week and crashed split his scalp open.
 

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Yikes ! if that's true I hope the jolly ole' fellas noggin heals well :Dazed: ..

How do you deal with the smell of Assphalt all day, that and Roofers ..a special breed of human being for that work . well you're still a penis hunter no fault of your Pops so good night


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Oliver Shagnasty

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The smell doesn't bother me so much but the heat get tougher every year. The crash banged him up pretty good but luckily no broken bones. This is his head after they stitched it.
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Damaged Maven

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The smell doesn't bother me so much but the heat get tougher every year. The crash banged him up pretty good but luckily no broken bones. This is his head after they stitched it.
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For a worker bee that's a story and a badge to be worn proudly. If you live to tell the tale you're a hero.
 

Blazor

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Damn Oliver! Hope your dad heals ok. Doing that kind of work Im sure hes a tough fucker lol. My friend been doing asphalt for 31 years, hardest worker I know.