What we have is special Reg…

[Blandscape]

…a failure to communicate that leaves us both aghast at the chasm of your inability to elucidate, what your nature never allowed you to evolve.

After troll, all I need do is remind you what you fucking are, and you end up asking yourself like a meditating monk high on carbohydrates and insulin lows, how you ended up throwing gay jibes and retard hooks at a plastered wall while hoping that something sticks.

I am OK with that, as long as you realise pride comes before a brawl.

We also need to discuss your avatar, so wrong on so many different levels, but like you I am sure it holds a pertinence that is easily disproved by your mere existence.

Let us talk you and I, about how Flea makes you look smart, Poppy feels the need to rage post at Blandy, and why X should never be allowed access to his own nappy, lest he tries to spell out his own talent with its contents.

You love me Reg, probably in a homo-genius way, but I cannot be held responsible for that. We need to try something that might benefit you, by simply reminding me just how easy you are…like a Times crossword, or quantum physics, or how to understand why you feel the need to consistently self-harm and charm.

This is a step on your road to recovery, and I will lay the groundwork, set your camber so you never pothole, and drive over your worth like a Caddy a on rail track with no tyres heading toward a tied up damsel in distress.

I am here for you Reg. Let you prove it!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

TL, DR.

 

[Blandscape]

Thank you for your contribution Larry.

 

[Flynn]

Thank you for your contribution Larry.

Hello, Blandy!!!!

 

[Blandscape]

Hi Flynn, we are discussing the metaphysical in relation to the ineffectual.

 

[Fredricka]

TL, DR.

That's why short posts are good, it's read before you can stop yourself

 

[Blandscape]

Have you ever considered not being hacked while discovering why you are?

 

[Blandscape]

That's why short posts are good, it's read before you can stop yourself

And easily interpreted as the easiest way into a conversation.

 

[Blandscape]

It is important Reg feels safe in his own thread.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I've got a M1-A1 Abrams tank parked around the corner. Half a dozen snipers on roofs within a two block radius. Strategically placed mines along the street. A slingshot in my back pocket.


The area is safe.

 

[Blandscape]

I've got a M1-A1 Abrams tank parked around the corner. Half a dozen snipers on roofs with a two block radius. Strategically placed mines along the street. A slingshot in my back pocket.


The area is safe.

Not from you apparently.

 

[Flynn]

Hi Flynn, we are discussing the metaphysical in relation to the ineffectual.

You sure you have that much time?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Not from you apparently.

Touche.

 

[Flynn]

I've got a M1-A1 Abrams tank parked around the corner. Half a dozen snipers on roofs within a two block radius. Strategically placed mines along the street. A slingshot in my back pocket.


The area is safe.

You forgot to mention the dildo stuck in your ass.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You forgot to mention the dildo stuck in your ass.

No yuo.....

 

[Fredricka]

You forgot to mention the dildo stuck in your ass.

How is that making the area safe? Make sense, do it

 

[Flynn]

No yuo.....

Yes you.

 

[The New Holliday]

We also need to discuss your avatar, so wrong on so many different levels

I too wonder why Sir Regg, a Scotty and very fine fellow, has an English King (Edward), who thrashed Willy Wally as his AV.
I'm gonna bet, though, the explanation will be creative and thought provoking, a little entertaining. @Reggie_Essent

PS: Regg, Just thought you'd want to know I completed the Spring Cleaning today. Did a damn fine job too.

 

[Blandscape]

I too wonder why Sir Regg, a Scotty and very fine fellow, has an English King (Edward), who thrashed Willy Wally as his AV.
I'm gonna bet, though, the explanation will be creative and thought provoking, a little entertaining. @Reggie_Essent

PS: Regg, Just thought you'd want to know I completed the Spring Cleaning today. Did a damn fine job too.

He’s from Illinois.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Good Fucking Lord! Blandumb makes me a Tribute thread while I'm off eating a sardine sandwich and a gaggle of townsfolk congregate waiting for a show.

Kinda reminds me of when there's a car accident or a smash and grab ghetto robbery in the dead of night, and by the time the cops get there there's a crowd of people standing around asking what happened.

…a failure to communicate that leaves us both aghast at the chasm of your inability to elucidate, what your nature never allowed you to evolve.

After troll, all I need do is remind you what you fucking are, and you end up asking yourself like a meditating monk high on carbohydrates and insulin lows, how you ended up throwing gay jibes and retard hooks at a plastered wall while hoping that something sticks.

I am OK with that, as long as you realise pride comes before a brawl.

We also need to discuss your avatar, so wrong on so many different levels, but like you I am sure it holds a pertinence that is easily disproved by your mere existence.

Let us talk you and I, about how Flea makes you look smart, Poppy feels the need to rage post at Blandy, and why X should never be allowed access to his own nappy, lest he tries to spell out his own talent with its contents.

You love me Reg, probably in a homo-genius way, but I cannot be held responsible for that. We need to try something that might benefit you, by simply reminding me just how easy you are…like a Times crossword, or quantum physics, or how to understand why you feel the need to consistently self-harm and charm.

This is a step on your road to recovery, and I will lay the groundwork, set your camber so you never pothole, and drive over your worth like a Caddy a on rail track with no tyres heading toward a tied up damsel in distress.

I am here for you Reg. Let you prove it!

I don't know why you bothered to edit that. I never read your "flame" text walls in the past so I don't know why you would think I would start now. But let me put a drink on your tab for the effort.

I too wonder why Sir Regg, a Scotty and very fine fellow, has an English King (Edward), who thrashed Willy Wally as his AV.
I'm gonna bet, though, the explanation will be creative and thought provoking, a little entertaining. @Reggie_Essent

PS: Regg, Just thought you'd want to know I completed the Spring Cleaning today. Did a damn fine job too.

This is the original avatar of the original Reggie_Essent. It somehow has always fit the persona, and I don't wish to disappoint my long time fans. I have been thinking of changing it, but I am a lazy fucker so that may take a while.

... and my Spring Cleaning is still ongoing. I don't live in a tiny public housing unit, so it's a much larger task. Also, I'm having new flooring installed in my front living room and a hallway this weekend, so the cleanage can't be completed until that is done.

 

[Fredricka]

Good Fucking Lord! Blandumb makes me a Tribute thread while I'm off eating a sardine sandwich and a gaggle of townsfolk congregate waiting for a show.

Kinda reminds me of when there's a car accident or a smash and grab ghetto robbery in the dead of night, and by the time the cops get there there's a crowd of people standing around asking what happened.

I don't know why you bothered to edit that. I never read your "flame" text walls in the past so I don't know why you would think I would start now. But let me put a drink on your tab for the effort.



This is the original avatar of the original Reggie_Essent. It somehow has always fit the persona, and I don't wish to disappoint my long time fans. I have been thinking of changing it, but I am a lazy fucker so that may take a while.

... and my Spring Cleaning is still ongoing. I don't live in a tiny public housing unit, so it's a much larger task. Also, I'm having new flooring installed in my front living room and a hallway this weekend, so the cleanage can't be completed until that is done.

Your av isn't king Arthur?

 

[The New Holliday]

This is the original avatar of the original Reggie_Essent. It somehow has always fit the persona, and I don't wish to disappoint my long time fans. I have been thinking of changing it, but I am a lazy fucker so that may take a while.

.. Yes, I know it goes way back, and damned if I don't know how maddeningly difficult it can be to press the delete button on an AV, select a new one, then fully exhausted, press the save changes button. It used to seem so easy...once upon a time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Your av isn't king Arthur?

No, Fred. It's one of the Edwards who assfucked the Scots and had William Wallace disemboweled and put his head on a spike on London Bridge.

.. Yes, I know it goes way back, and damned if I don't know how maddeningly difficult it can be to press the delete button on an AV, select a new one, then fully exhausted, press the save changes button. It used to seem so easy...once upon a time.

So you understand then? I'd have to make at least five or six clicks. Search through folders and try to decide which of the many hundreds of avatars I have saved I might choose to wear. That'd be almost as bad as scrolling through the 57,000 choices I might have to look at on my various television streams to find something to watch. That's why I don't watch a lot of tv anymore.

 

[Fredricka]

No, Fred. It's one of the Edwards who assfucked the Scots and had William Wallace disemboweled and put his head on a spike on London Bridge.

It rings a bell

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

…a failure to communicate that leaves us both aghast at the chasm of your inability to elucidate, what your nature never allowed you to evolve.

After troll, all I need do is remind you what you fucking are, and you end up asking yourself like a meditating monk high on carbohydrates and insulin lows, how you ended up throwing gay jibes and retard hooks at a plastered wall while hoping that something sticks.

I am OK with that, as long as you realise pride comes before a brawl.

We also need to discuss your avatar, so wrong on so many different levels, but like you I am sure it holds a pertinence that is easily disproved by your mere existence.

Let us talk you and I, about how Flea makes you look smart, Poppy feels the need to rage post at Blandy, and why X should never be allowed access to his own nappy, lest he tries to spell out his own talent with its contents.

You love me Reg, probably in a homo-genius way, but I cannot be held responsible for that. We need to try something that might benefit you, by simply reminding me just how easy you are…like a Times crossword, or quantum physics, or how to understand why you feel the need to consistently self-harm and charm.

This is a step on your road to recovery, and I will lay the groundwork, set your camber so you never pothole, and drive over your worth like a Caddy a on rail track with no tyres heading toward a tied up damsel in distress.

I am here for you Reg. Let you prove it!

All I saw was:

 

[Blandscape]

No, Fred. It's one of the Edwards who assfucked the Scots and had William Wallace disemboweled and put his head on a spike on London Bridge.


So you understand then? I'd have to make at least five or six clicks. Search through folders and try to decide which of the many hundreds of avatars I have saved I might choose to wear. That'd be almost as bad as scrolling through the 57,000 choices I might have to look at on my various television streams to find something to watch. That's why I don't watch a lot of tv anymore.

It’s one of the Edwards? So you never even understood my Shortshanks redemption jibe? Are all of your historical references bathed in Gibsonesque motif’s of historical accuracy?

How does this relate to you Reg, and does it involve you bobbing for a sugar rush in a bag of Dunkin Doughnuts, while fellating yourself with a Henry Hoover?

You wear whatever avatar makes you feel comfy Reg, just like you wear your moms skin on nights with a harvest moon ascending. Just don’t pretend you even share the same hemisphere of intelligence as I do. I have a full and tight grasp (like a Times Square hooker giving a hand job),on the history of the US - yours in relation to mine is written by Randal Wallace and carries as much weight as toddler at a gym.

You should most definitely watch much more Television.

You are fucking useless at this.

PS. Edward I. Longshanks.

 

[The New Holliday]

Times Square

Which remindeth of a song:

Television

...which also remindeths: