What would you put in the Easter basket of forum members?

[Lily]

I can perfectly poach an egg as well

Oh wow, is @Joe gonna start masturbating now?

 

[Dove]

Oh wow, is @Joe gonna start masturbating now?

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

 

[Lily]

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

Sorry, I was sort of weirded out by the idea of a "sexy" Hollandaise.

 

[Joe]

I hope not.

Joe.....please don't mastubate.

..I think yer previous lives are showing, @Dove

 

[Dove]

Sorry, I was sort of weirded out by the idea of a "sexy" Hollandaise.

Well...I can make a good one but I don't know if it's sexy lol

 

[The New Holliday]

I would put 20-30 IQ points for x (or whatever it takes to bring him up to zero) and a lifetime supply of Clozapine.

 

[Admin.]

Get smart Atheists!

 

[Admin.]

 

[cw_]

muscimol extract 2 mg gummies

 

[Admin.]

An erstwhile BF Poster I won't name(ahem "froid") asked me to post this.

 

[cw_]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

 

[Admin.]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

So berry berry fruity-gay!

 

[cw_]

 

[Admin.]

A tale of two points of view. Wishes of good will or the airing of petty grievances.

 

[Seamajor]

^Thanks. Have an eggstra colourful holigay.

Duel sexed

 

[Dove]

My adorable boyfriend made an Easter basket for me.

He put a stuffed satanic bat in it. And he knows about my embarrassing thing with Cadbury eggs....so he put 4 in there. Along with more chocolate.

I ate all the Cadbury eggs within the hour and he slapped my leg and said "that's my girl" and I fucking love this man. LOVE him.

I made him promise me from now on every Easter he has to wear bunny ears.

 

[Fredricka]

I'll start. I would put olive branches in the baskets of some. In the baskets of my forum friends I would drop some pastel wrapped chocolate kisses.

I am fighting my impulse to be snarky. I will not post what one or two would get.

Nothing changes, lol

 

[Lily]

Nothing changes, lol

Do you have a complaint?

 

[wizer]

I'll start. I would put olive branches in the baskets of some. In the baskets of my forum friends I would drop some pastel wrapped chocolate kisses.

I am fighting my impulse to be snarky. I will not post what one or two would get.

Since you posted to this older thread I had an opportunity to view this post from 1.5 YEARS ago.

Even back then you were trying to win your friends back, and fighting with your inner demons.

Sigh. Same time next week. And please, stay away from the gassy foods prior to your session, this week was NO picnic.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you have a complaint?

If I did I'd say

 

[Lily]

If I did I'd say

What's your point?

You expect me to be a different person from just a couple of years ago?

Really?

What did you find so noteworthy in that post, Fred?

 

[Lily]

Since you posted to this older thread I had an opportunity to view this post from 1.5 YEARS ago.

Even back then you were trying to win your friends back, and fighting with your inner demons.

Sigh. Same time next week. And please, stay away from the gassy foods prior to your session, this week was NO picnic.

I really wish you had talent and were funny.

 

[Fredricka]

What's your point?

You expect me to be a different person from just a couple of years ago?

Really?

What did you find so noteworthy in that post, Fred?

That for more than a year you've been trying not to be snarky and failing. It's just an observation, not a complaint, as you know I like snarky lily

 

[Lily]

That for more than a year you've been trying not to be snarky and failing. It's just an observation, not a complaint, as you know I like snarky lily

I don't love being snarky. It only comes out as needed.

In my real life, there is no one to be snarky to, I suppose that's a good thing.

 

[wizer]

I really wish you had talent and were funny.

A year and a half ago you were giving out olive branches, nothing has changed since then except you lost a few more friends and you're primary concern is my lack of funniness?

In my office. NOW.

 

[Lily]

A year and a half ago you were giving out olive branches, nothing has changed since then except you lost a few more friends and you're primary concern is my lack of funniness?

In my office. NOW.

Yes, my primary concern is your lack of talent.

 

[wizer]

Yes, my primary concern is your lack of talent.

Let's talk about why that bothers you so much.

 

[Lily]

Let's talk about why that bothers you so much.

It doesn't bother me per se, retired optometrist. It's just dull.

 

[wizer]

It doesn't bother me per se, retired optometrist. It's just dull.

Tell me about @Admin. I'm starting to think he's the guy everyone picks on because he's more than a little bit fucked up.

 

[Lily]

Tell me about @Admin. I'm starting to think he's the guy everyone picks on because he's more than a little bit fucked up.

You ask him out on a date, ffs. I'm not a matchmaker. Though I know what his answer will be.