What's a "pretend" Mexican?

[Frood]

I may not speak fluent Spanish but best believe I’ll cuss your ass out in perfect Spanish

Do damage!

 

[Martini]

Fuck that. Call me lazy but I ain’t doing all that.


My grandpa taught me how to make tortillas when I was five. That’s about as authentic as I get lmao

I'm not lying.

The molcajete is a weapon in the hands of the white Mexican women.

One time I was sick and she offered to use her molcajete to grind down the pills for me then got mad when I said I'd snort it if she did it.

Or the one time she took me to a street party and some drunk dropped his Sombrero and I told her to do the hat dance while it was on the street....

Ah, those were the days.....

 

[Frood]

It's a mortar and pestle... most cultures have them.

 

[The Cuntess]

I'm not lying.

The molcajete is a weapon in the hands of the white Mexican women.

One time I was sick and she offered to use her molcajete to grind down the pills for me then got mad when I said I'd snort it if she did it.

Or the one time she took me to a street party and some drunk dropped his Sombrero and I told her to do the hat dance while it was on the street....

Ah, those were the days.....

Mexican parties are the best tho

 

[Martini]

It's a mortar and pestle... most cultures have them.

Sure.

But most cultures don't cry when you buy them one for their birthdays....

 

[Martini]

Mexican parties are the best tho

I fucking agree.

Great music, hot women, and if you fall on your face drunk they pick you up and give you a beer.

 

[Lily]

Sure.

But most cultures don't cry when you buy them one for their birthdays....

I have all the molcajetes from my grandmother, mother and two aunts.

I use them for different salsas at parties.

 

[Lily]

I fucking agree.

Great music, hot women, and if you fall on your face drunk they pick you up and give you a beer.

And a bowl of pozole to fix the cruda.

 

[Courier 6]

...a pretend Mexican.

A pretexican?

 

[Martini]

And a bowl of pozole to fix the cruda.

And homemade tamales they spent the entire day making.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is this thread still about how Lily pretends to be Mexican?

 

[Frood]

I was a hit at the Mexican migrant camp parties.

The wimmins started replacing the photos of Elvis in their wall nailed eulogy shrines with my Polaroids and I always got fed with the freshest tamales first.

 

[The Cuntess]

I was a hit at the Mexican migrant camp parties.

The wimmins started replacing the photos of Elvis in their wall nailed eulogy shrines with my Polaroids and I always got fed with the freshest tamales first.

Green pork tamales. Them sweet ones are an abomination

 

[Frood]

Green pork tamales. Them sweet ones are an abomination

They were never sweet but the quality could be sketchy. I didn't care. There was Mad Dog flowing, lots of hook ups, and in the morning... enough Ramen packets and leftovers to throw in to fill your belly.

Oh... and the failed cockroach fights. Like a cock fight but with your chosen cockroach and some cash down.

We wanted them to fight but fucking cockroaches are Buddhist or something. They just share the crumbs or the jam.

In the end we decided if a cockroach just crawled over another one to be extra greedy, that was the winner... good times.

 

[Lily]

And homemade tamales they spent the entire day making.

I hadn't made tamales in a long time and made them in Nov and December, first with my tias and cousin and then at home with my family.

All the work, reminded me why I didn't make them very often.

 

[Lily]

Is this thread still about how Lily pretends to be Mexican?

No, it's a thread where bigoted butthurt white people pretend to be funny.

 

[Frood]

No, it's a thread where bigoted butthurt white people pretend to be funny.

^^^ that's racist

 

[Seamajor]

Thank you, Fat Lily, for your transphobic outburst.

Whats the big deal? You’re a pretend man. Need more proof Dinky Dianna

 

[Lily]

Whats the big deal? You’re a pretend man. Need more proof Dinky Dianna

He's a pretend everything.

 

[Frood]

Whats the big deal? You’re a pretend man. Need more proof Dinky Dianna

Can you make up your mind whether you got catfished by me or a woman?

It was 10 years ago. Maybe you're just gay and you needed the ambiguity to figure yourself out.

 

[Frood]

He's a pretend everything.

I ain't pretend slim, Cankles McFupapotamus...

 

[The Cuntess]

I was listening to Chalino earlier. Now I’m in my negro mode

 

[Seamajor]

Can you make up your mind whether you got catfished by me or a woman?

It was 10 years ago. Maybe you're just gay and you needed the ambiguity to figure yourself out.

The flock to me DD. I can afford nice things

 

[Seamajor]

I ain't pretend slim, Cankles McFupapotamus...

I agree, but you’re a lying sac of shit

 

[Lily]

I agree, but you’re a lying sac of shit

Fruit is 100% full of shit.

 

[Frood]

The flock to me DD. I can afford nice things

Neither DD or I ever were ever interested in flocking you... cowboi..

 

[Lily]

And no, there isn't simply Americanized or Mexican...it's a spectrum. I consider myself bicultural on this spectrum.

Mexican Americans exhibit varying levels of acculturation, reflecting a spectrum of adaptation to US mainstream culture. This can range from low acculturation, where individuals maintain strong ties to their Mexican heritage, to high acculturation, where they primarily identify with and adapt to US culture. A significant portion of Mexican Americans also identify as

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, navigating both cultures effectively.

Acculturation Levels and Characteristics:

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  Individuals at this level primarily identify with and maintain their Mexican cultural heritage, with limited integration into US culture.
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  Individuals in this category still strongly identify with their Mexican heritage but show some degree of engagement with US culture.
  
  
  
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  This group effectively navigates both Mexican and US cultures, balancing cultural practices, language use, and social interactions.
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  Individuals at this level primarily identify with and are integrated into US culture, while still maintaining some connection to their Mexican heritage.
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  These individuals are fully integrated into US culture and may have limited identification with their Mexican heritage.
  

Factors Influencing Acculturation:
Several factors influence the level of acculturation among Mexican Americans, including:

• Generational Status:
  First-generation immigrants tend to exhibit lower levels of acculturation compared to subsequent generations, who may be more integrated into US society.
  
  
• Language Proficiency:
  Language proficiency in both Spanish and English can play a significant role in acculturation, with bilingualism often associated with biculturalism.
  
  
• Social Networks:
  The degree to which individuals interact with people from their Mexican heritage and from the broader US population can influence their acculturation experience.
  
  
• Socioeconomic Status and Education:
  These factors can also play a role, with higher socioeconomic status and education levels sometimes correlating with greater integration into US culture.
  
  
• Age:
  Younger individuals may acculturate at a faster pace than older individuals due to greater exposure to US culture through education and social interactions.

 

[Frood]

What a loaf of self rationalizing beans...

 

[Seamajor]

Neither DD or I ever were ever interested in flocking you... cowboi..

Thank your God. I don’t date women in doubt of their gender. You knew that DD

 

[Seamajor]

Fruit is 100% full of shit.

The fruit picker? At least it keeps her in cigs