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When you take a fat girl out to a nice restaurant and she orders a fucking salad! "Oh yea you eating that salad makes your 300 pound ass look real skinny!"
It's an insult is what it is.
It's an insult is what it is.
What's the Biggest Blind Date Turn-Off?
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Lets analyze this like a scientific experiment...
One of your friends sets up a blind date for you...
You pick her up and head on out to a nice quite bar where you can chat and make small talk and have a few quite drinks.[leg openers]
She seems very friendly and attractive so you move off to a quality flash restaurant where you order delicious food and wine [leg opener] and have a lovely time.
It's the time of night to make our way to a night club for some more refreshing drinks [leg openers] and some trendy dancing ... fantastic fun was had.
Time then to move off to taking her home safely and a cup of coffee at her place.
A little bit of romance creeps into the good night kiss and you slip your hand down to her lower regions for a nice grope and horror horror you find a fucking big penis.
There is the horrific trap of a blind date. :OMG4:
Do I ask him/her for another date. :doink2:
One of your friends sets up a blind date for you...
You pick her up and head on out to a nice quite bar where you can chat and make small talk and have a few quite drinks.[leg openers]
She seems very friendly and attractive so you move off to a quality flash restaurant where you order delicious food and wine [leg opener] and have a lovely time.
It's the time of night to make our way to a night club for some more refreshing drinks [leg openers] and some trendy dancing ... fantastic fun was had.
Time then to move off to taking her home safely and a cup of coffee at her place.
A little bit of romance creeps into the good night kiss and you slip your hand down to her lower regions for a nice grope and horror horror you find a fucking big penis.
There is the horrific trap of a blind date. :OMG4:
Do I ask him/her for another date. :doink2:
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whiskers on girls,fat hands,nipple hair,body odor,reactionary blow hards...etc
Scott
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I wonder if the judgement of a dating service's computer algorithm can call it better than friends who actually know you.
Scott
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They'll pick at it like a bird when you know they wanna dive in head first, all while claiming,
"It's my glands, you see.. ".
Scott
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Blind dates are scary commitments where you gotta trust the judgement of who set you up on them and I doubt that include a computer algorithm, otherwise the minutes are gonna tick by like Chinese water torture.
Aside from her having obvious turn offs like a uni-brow, I'd say her being really shallow, saying shit like, "yah, like that's hot 'n' stuff!", full of the wrong politics, over-the-top ink or piercings, emphatically agreeing with everything I say to the point of it obviously being forced, a lack of general knowledge, i.e. her thinking Montana is a country in Europe, and her being unable to allow a moment's silence where she doesn't need to fill it in with meaningless babble.
Of course that last one is minimized with a few drinks so not a deal breaker.
Now with that all said, if she's got an exceptionally large rack and looks cute while laughing easily, I honestly wouldn't mind her being dumber than a bag of hammers.
I can be shallow, not her though lol.
Aside from her having obvious turn offs like a uni-brow, I'd say her being really shallow, saying shit like, "yah, like that's hot 'n' stuff!", full of the wrong politics, over-the-top ink or piercings, emphatically agreeing with everything I say to the point of it obviously being forced, a lack of general knowledge, i.e. her thinking Montana is a country in Europe, and her being unable to allow a moment's silence where she doesn't need to fill it in with meaningless babble.
Of course that last one is minimized with a few drinks so not a deal breaker.
Now with that all said, if she's got an exceptionally large rack and looks cute while laughing easily, I honestly wouldn't mind her being dumber than a bag of hammers.
I can be shallow, not her though lol.
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Hell yes. One girl told me "I'll lose the weight soon it's just from my last baby." Her baby was already two years old..... I honestly don't care about a little weight as longas they're not morbidly obese.
Scott
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Two years.. oh, man.
Yeah, obese is, nah, I also don't like them skinny like a wire hangar "model" either. I like 'em healthy looking like this, the textbook "picture of health"!
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Two years.. oh, man.
Yeah, obese is, nah, I also don't like them skinny like a wire hangar "model" either. I like 'em healthy looking like this, the textbook "picture of health"!
Damn right!
But a woman being blind would probably aid in you obtaining a date considering you most likely resemble a holiday gourd :rightON:
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beards ... the worst ..
Yeah, I'm no fan of woman with large beards either :Confused3:
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You stated before that you were a fan of 70’s bush because you weren’t cunnilinguistic?! Make up your mind...
Fake news
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No-noooo....Snowflake news my son. You stated that you like a field of virtue, but don’t till the soil.
Proof please?
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I’m not going to try search through your crooked weave of threads. YouknowthatIknowthatyouknow! See...be dynamic like me...spontaneous. You need to join my confidence-building program in the sweatshops. Just let me know if anything irks you my brother.
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So it's fake news. You do not have any proof. It does not exist, that's why you do not have it.
I really wonder why I even take the time to reply. It must be because I'm such a nice guy, because many others here would have already buried you in a lot of insults and swear words. This group of people includes you.
So, let's stop here and keep it decent.
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I am, that’s why I’m keeping it dynamic. C’mon...this is Bastard Factory. I’ve been here for over a decade. Blind dates are sketchy at best. As Sun Tzu once said, “the natural characteristics of the terrain are a soldier’s friend.”
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sun tzu is yummy like other reads ..
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It’s The Art Of War...better than the bible!
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the bible of deception and leadership and win win win ! even to trample your enemy and move up ..
And that's a blind date turn off? How?
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